Welcome to Germany! Here you will have get to something exciting, paragliding! You soar over the ... (listens to mic in ear) ... What!?! They all but one walked down the mountain instead? Those ungrateful, impatient... Um, ahem.

Tammy/Victor: You're team number ONE! And now you have a hybrid go-cart. And come on, you know you always wanted to smash a pie in your sibling's face. I mean who doesn't!

Mel/Mike: You've been patient most of this leg? Waiting for the wind and then doing Segways. So what the heck happened at the gate to the pit stop? Ever heard of pull open when push don't work?

Amanda/Kris: Remember, this is a family show. References to "There's Something About Mary" hair gel is best avoided.

Margie/Luke: ::signs:: Don't worry Luke. We'll get you away from your mom more often so you can tell us how you really feel. And remember, pie throwing is therapeutic.

Brad/Victoria: Victoria beat all those young kids down the hill. Impressive. Now try staying in the lead for a change.

Cara/Jaime: Did you know that you guys been racing for 14 hrs? Cause on this leg, that was the most interesting fact we saw about you.

Lakisha/Jennifer: Thank your big sis for getting you here. The baseball bats are around back.

Mark/Michael: Yeah, that laid back style didn't last long, did it? And yeah, I laughed to when gramps told you not to be scared.

Christie/Jodi: Good job flight attendants. You've gotten on two bad flights now and have been next to last twice. You've showed them.

Linda/Steve Sorry to see you go but between Steve crying like a baby made me cringe and Linda's comment of "You're wacking me hard", made me scared. So just go off to sequesterville and take a case a beer with you.

Phil

Yeah Phil, I always wanted to smash a pie in Victor's face. Ever since he began treating me like a three-year old, in fact. So it was fun to get him! And it was almost as much fun to have him smash a pie in my face. But it was so much more fun to do it to him!

If you didn't throw those pies like a girl we would have been out of there quicker.
By the way, I'm keeping the hybrid.

Even if I did throw those pies like a girl (a claim that I dispute), it didn't matter this leg. We were way ahead of every other team. Next leg might be a different story, so I'll definitely not throw anything like a girl!

And I'm keeping my hybrid if you plan on keeping one!

Oh dear. Who has told you that there's anything wrong with throwing like a girl? You are a girl! It's okay to throw like a girl.

Unfortunately, when someone tells you that you throw like a girl, that means you're usually throwing weak. But you're right -- I am a girl and I can throw just fine.

I'da been here sooner but I ended up on the American Idol boards instead for some reason. I just wanted to make you all proud of me!

:::sob::::

*signs*

Geez, have you guys forgotten that I can't hear? So why did you put out the announcement that this thread was open over the bullhorn?

Anyhoo... how about these gals, Cara and Jaime? *makes hand motions outlining their body shapes* Of course, it's a bit too bad that I'm gay, but hey, if it helps me to get further in the game then what's the problem?

Mom? Think you could take care of the whole leg on your own since you're the bionic woman anyway? I've got a couple of gals to distract.