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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-08, 00:57 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.4" |
Hello Racers and welcome to Summerhill. The good-looking Native Greeter to my right is my own dear Dad. *sigh* It's good to be home. With all the sheep. I love sheep, you know. Love them.Ken and Tina: What with the Fast Forward, you'll be way ahead of the other teams at the start of the next leg. However, there might be more of that "bunching", Ken. Yeah, it's a thing we do on this show. Did you ever watch TAR before? Airports and places with "Hours of Operation". We pound the playing field until it's even. Terrence and Sarah: Kudos to Terrence on completing the Roadblock. I thought he would end up flaming more. However...he needed Sarah to play with his hair while he was driving? WTH? Kelly and Christy: READ THE CLUE! Do you think we'd tell you to DRIVE to the summit of a mountain if there weren't any way to drive to the summit of the mountain? At least you got ahead of Nick and Starr. Toni and Dallas: You guys are just lucky I'm not allowed ot tamper with the race. Dallas (or should I call you "Dally" too?) doesn't even know where New Zealand is? Why I oughta... Nick and Starr: How's the arm, Starr? Broken, you say? Aw. It seems that first leg was a bit of a fluke. You two are hovering around in the middle of the pack. Howzabout you concentrate on the race and not feuding with other racers? Andrew and Dan: See, Dallas? Dan knows I'm from NZ. Good for you Dan. I guess your not-alliance with Marisa and Brooke was short-lived. Not to worry. So is your time on TAR. You'll be flirting in Sequesterville soon enough. Aja and Ty: Well, you didn't do very well this week, but at least you're showing all kinds of personality. Way to squabble. Sorry about the flat. It's a Race thing that there be car troubles in at least 2 legs. Marisa and Brooke: you're the last team to arrive. Sorry, but you're eliminated. Do you need a hug? Hey! Geez Dad, that's *my* job. 
Phil's sig courtesy of agman
Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. Come play! Ty and Nick are still available, or you could post as a Maori Warrior or a Gordian Knot. C'mon...you know you want to!
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-08, 01:34 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4" |
How many time's did it take you to figure out Phil's dad was saying he was Phil's dad?Honestly, where's Xena Warrior Princess or any of the other TV stars filmed in NZ when you need them? The sheep were a nice touch, I must admit. Seriously, though, even if you didn't know where New Zealand was, why was it a surprise to any of these dumbdumbs that in some places they drive on the other side of the road. The steering wheel on the right side of the car didn't clue you in? Oh, and whoever makes the siggies, I'm claiming the Phil's Dad siggy, make me one of those toot sweet. I promise to use an incomprehensible accent. 
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-08, 12:38 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4" |
Hey Phil. You seem like a fine, upstanding young man with a good upbringing... is your dad single??
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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10-21-08, 11:17 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4" |
You'll always be my baby - even if you don't know where New Zealand is. (*rolls eyes*)But I've been lonely since you went away to college. However, if you moved back home...
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10-26-08, 12:05 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4" |
Sorry to be so late, kids. {HUGS}I was out back taking care of the sheep. {HUGS} I've also got some really cute pics of little Philly back when we was a wee welp. {HUGS} BTW Nick, we kiwis drive on the left. {HUGS} That means that the right side of the rode is not right. {HUGS} I do want to thank my Maori friends for their cool greetings. {HUGS} 
~pithy siggie comment pending~
one other thing, Philly-my-boy, don't you dare think getting me this little 30-second TV gig is good enough to make up for missing Father's Day all those years... Remember, I can still revise the will.
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