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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"

Posted by Seana on 10-20-08 at 00:57 AM
Hello Racers and welcome to Summerhill. The good-looking Native Greeter to my right is my own dear Dad. *sigh* It's good to be home. With all the sheep. I love sheep, you know. Love them.

Ken and Tina: What with the Fast Forward, you'll be way ahead of the other teams at the start of the next leg. However, there might be more of that "bunching", Ken. Yeah, it's a thing we do on this show. Did you ever watch TAR before? Airports and places with "Hours of Operation". We pound the playing field until it's even.

Terrence and Sarah: Kudos to Terrence on completing the Roadblock. I thought he would end up flaming more. However...he needed Sarah to play with his hair while he was driving? WTH?

Kelly and Christy: READ THE CLUE! Do you think we'd tell you to DRIVE to the summit of a mountain if there weren't any way to drive to the summit of the mountain? At least you got ahead of Nick and Starr.

Toni and Dallas: You guys are just lucky I'm not allowed ot tamper with the race. Dallas (or should I call you "Dally" too?) doesn't even know where New Zealand is? Why I oughta...

Nick and Starr: How's the arm, Starr? Broken, you say? Aw. It seems that first leg was a bit of a fluke. You two are hovering around in the middle of the pack. Howzabout you concentrate on the race and not feuding with other racers?

Andrew and Dan: See, Dallas? Dan knows I'm from NZ. Good for you Dan. I guess your not-alliance with Marisa and Brooke was short-lived. Not to worry. So is your time on TAR. You'll be flirting in Sequesterville soon enough.

Aja and Ty: Well, you didn't do very well this week, but at least you're showing all kinds of personality. Way to squabble. Sorry about the flat. It's a Race thing that there be car troubles in at least 2 legs.

Marisa and Brooke: you're the last team to arrive. Sorry, but you're eliminated. Do you need a hug? Hey! Geez Dad, that's *my* job.


Phil's sig courtesy of agman

Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play! Ty and Nick are still available, or you could post as a Maori Warrior or a Gordian Knot. C'mon...you know you want to!


Table of contents
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,dabo, 01:34 AM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Molaholic, 11:55 AM, 10-26-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Max Headroom, 09:26 AM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,MissMyth, 12:10 PM, 10-20-08
      • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Max Headroom, 02:55 PM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,HauntedOne, 01:54 PM, 10-21-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,dragonflies, 12:07 PM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Starshine, 06:16 AM, 10-21-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,warp_core breach, 12:38 PM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,HauntedOne, 01:51 PM, 10-21-08
      • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,warp_core breach, 11:17 PM, 10-21-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,mrc, 01:29 PM, 10-20-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,indy42, 08:39 PM, 10-20-08
      • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Ontheroadagain, 11:09 PM, 10-20-08
        • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Ontheroadagain, 11:13 PM, 10-20-08
          • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,shilfiell, 01:30 PM, 10-21-08
            • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,dabo, 11:36 PM, 10-21-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Max Headroom, 08:33 AM, 10-22-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,beau_30, 11:54 AM, 10-22-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Scuba Steve, 09:58 AM, 10-26-08
    • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,qwertypie, 05:13 PM, 10-27-08
  • RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4,Molaholic, 12:05 PM, 10-26-08

Messages in this discussion
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by dabo on 10-20-08 at 01:34 AM
How many time's did it take you to figure out Phil's dad was saying he was Phil's dad?

Honestly, where's Xena Warrior Princess or any of the other TV stars filmed in NZ when you need them?

The sheep were a nice touch, I must admit.

Seriously, though, even if you didn't know where New Zealand was, why was it a surprise to any of these dumbdumbs that in some places they drive on the other side of the road. The steering wheel on the right side of the car didn't clue you in?

Oh, and whoever makes the siggies, I'm claiming the Phil's Dad siggy, make me one of those toot sweet. I promise to use an incomprehensible accent.



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-26-08 at 11:55 AM
I'm claiming the Phil's Dad siggy

aahemm....


~pithy siggie comment pending~

OK, I guess you can take my part for now...


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-20-08 at 09:26 AM
Hey Phil, is your dad a doctor? Because I need one right about now.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by MissMyth on 10-20-08 at 12:10 PM
Yeah, like that arm thing wasn't karma for being such a, um, witch. And seriously, you couldn't tred kiwis??

>


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-20-08 at 02:55 PM
That comment is more proof of the old saying, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Assuming you and Kelly haven't already visited the Philiminator by then, next time Nick and I will U-Turn you ourselves. Given how slow you are at most tasks, you could use the practice of doing an extra one.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by HauntedOne on 10-21-08 at 01:54 PM
Did someone call for a doctor? Cause they call me Dr. Lvoe.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by dragonflies on 10-20-08 at 12:07 PM
*sniff, sniff* *waaaaaaa* *sob*


peeing in pink!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Starshine on 10-21-08 at 06:16 AM
Say the word non-elimination Phil

Waaaah


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-20-08 at 12:38 PM
Hey Phil. You seem like a fine, upstanding young man with a good upbringing... is your dad single??


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by HauntedOne on 10-21-08 at 01:51 PM
You stay away from that he-hussy. I'm the only man in your life.



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-21-08 at 11:17 PM
You'll always be my baby - even if you don't know where New Zealand is. (*rolls eyes*)

But I've been lonely since you went away to college. However, if you moved back home...



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by mrc on 10-20-08 at 01:29 PM
The club doesn't swing far from the bag, IYKWIM.

What is Phil's golf equipment?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by indy42 on 10-20-08 at 08:39 PM
*Waits patiently for the Sports Trivia Roadblock*



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-20-08 at 11:09 PM
Dan, my boy, you clearly aren't spending enough time rubbing noses with Andrew. The poor fella looked like he was about to get raped by the warrior.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-20-08 at 11:13 PM
By the way, Tina and I claim Phil's dad. We saw him first. The rest of you just have to keep your Travelocity gnomes.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by shilfiell on 10-21-08 at 01:30 PM
I claim Phil's Dad for Cuba!



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by dabo on 10-21-08 at 11:36 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-21-08 AT 11:37 PM (EST)

Too late, I already claimt Phil's Dad for huggies, especially fer theose whart smells of kiwis.

*sniffsniff* a bits o kiwi thar but mostlies blocart, ah what ther heck, give urs a big hug.

Ther look orn Phillip's foice, proiceless.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-22-08 at 08:33 AM
*waves at camera man*

Hey! Over here! What's a cute girl gotta do to get on TV these days? Since that loser Jeff Probst won't give me any airtime, I figured I'd go to the best reality TV show host, the legendary Phil Keoghan, to see if I could somehow get on TV.

*waves to Phil's dad*


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by beau_30 on 10-22-08 at 11:54 AM
Hey corinne if you want some airtime. I got a part time gig on umm outside of this cbs promototion.
You me and anita and arthur along with Marissa and brooke could hit up the old school man.

Oh by the way. did you guys like that close up i got of phils golf equipment.



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Scuba Steve on 10-26-08 at 09:58 AM
Sarah, could you play with my hair? I need somebody to stroke my ego.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-27-08 at 05:13 PM
Only because I have no self-esteem sugarnoggums! Do you have any boo-boos you would like me to blow on?

(I am so lucky to find a man who is not afraid to share his feelings )
SuperEnabler Extraordinaire!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.4"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-26-08 at 12:05 PM
Sorry to be so late, kids. {HUGS}

I was out back taking care of the sheep. {HUGS}

I've also got some really cute pics of little Philly back when we was a wee welp. {HUGS}

BTW Nick, we kiwis drive on the left. {HUGS} That means that the right side of the rode is not right. {HUGS}

I do want to thank my Maori friends for their cool greetings. {HUGS}


~pithy siggie comment pending~

one other thing, Philly-my-boy, don't you dare think getting me this little 30-second TV gig is good enough to make up for missing Father's Day all those years... Remember, I can still revise the will.