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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.3"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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10-12-08, 11:27 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
Welcome to Mirador el Monticulo! How do you like the Greeter's headwear? And you thought those bike helmets were silly-looking.Who enjoyed the wrestling? I mean, clearly *I* did. I requested that the costumes all have shiny capes, just so you could feel extra-special. The Detour was funny too. A couple of Americans in backpacks leading a group of musicians? Asking for directions while being followed by musicians? That was hilarious. So were the wooden bikes. Did you notice no-one else in the whole city riding them? Yeah, it's a joke they play on tourists. Ken and Tina, you're the first team to arrive again! Yay! You get a trip for two. I certainly hope your newfound love and respect for each other isn't directly related to you doing well in the last couple of legs. I'm sure that the euphoria of winning won't wear off and you won't go back to being the same people who couldn't stand to live with each other once the Race is over. Toni and Dallas! Who would have thought you'd place so high? Ever? Good on yer. Terence and Sarah: You made the right choice going back and walking to the Detour like it said on the clue. Everyone at home knew the instant you hailed a cab that it was wrong because we used the uh-oh music. Marisa and Brooke, you're the fourth team to arrive. *turns to Greeter* Really? The floozies? Go figure. Nick and Starr, I think there's really only one way to solve this feud between Starr and Kelly. You should have a pillow fight. Oddly enough, I find I have two skimpy negligees right here... Andrew and Dan, once again, you have taken a lovely lead and failed to achieve anything with it. Being first to find the newspaper clue translated into you being 7th out of 9 to the Mat. For shame. Mark and Bill, because you failed to read the clue properly until much, much later, you have to wait in the Naughty Spot for half an hour. Kelly and Christy: Lucky you! Mark and Bill screwed up royally, so you don't get eliminated this leg. Now pull up your bootstraps because it doesn't get any easier and you're wasting a lot of effort feuding with Nick and Starr. OK, Mark and Bill, come on back. Yep, you guessed it, you're out. Let's hear your final words before you ship you off to Sequesterville. 
Phil's sig courtesy of agman
Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. Come play! Ty and Nick are still free, or you could post as a Cholita or a camera guy or that skeleton thing dangling from the rear view mirror of one of the cabbies. Be creative!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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10-14-08, 09:10 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, keep away from my baby, hussy!! Just concentrate on your childish feud with that other hussy. See, what I've been saying all along? That Nick & Starr (what kind of floozy name is that anyway?), their upbringing leaves a little bit to be desired. Now my boy, Dallas, he's a shining example of what a properly brought up young man should be... 
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10-13-08, 12:02 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
Oh my gosh! That was so fun! Well, except for the part where we couldn't read the newspaper. But the band was fun! Our band was happy, and they followed us gladly while we danced around! *twirls* And did you see how those wrestler ladies saved a PINK outfit for me! I looked so much better in my pink outfit than anyone else did! And it was fun! *wheeeee* And we didn't even come in 2nd to last place! 
peeing in pink!
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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10-13-08, 03:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
Well, no wonder Kelly and I didn't do well last week. I didn't have my sports bra. Everyone knows that having the proper foundation garments is critical to doing well in stuff like reading. Just like having the right accessories. I mean look at this week. How could I be expected to ride that stupid wooden bike (no offense bike) while wearing all that feathered carp? Of course it was going to make me unbalanced. As if it wasn't hard enough to race with that skank Starr trying to get everyone else to do her dirty work. Sure was lucky the clues weren't written in graphic novel form so the geeks messed up so bad. Sorry guys. And thanks. Psst, Kelly thanks for being so supportive and showing us how you're going to beat up Starr. {Hugs!} >
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10-13-08, 08:54 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
Now let me get this straight.We're in La Paz, Bolivia, about 5 miles above sea level, and I get to wear this feathered thing-a-ma-bob on my head that looks like a sprinkler gone wild? That's got to be the dumbest thing EPBvM has ever thought of (besides having a line about "travel by foot") The good news, most of the racers are now speaking (or sort of speaking anyway) Spanish in a Spanish speaking country. The bad news, us Bolivianas are just too much for the gringos in the Squared Circle. It.Is.To.Laugh. 
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10-14-08, 09:20 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.3" |
Dallas..... honey.... wait.... for.... your.... momma (*loud wheezing*). I.... need.... a.... rest.... so.... proud.... of.... my.... baby.... (*louder wheezing*). Give.... your.... momma.... a.... kiss.... and.... stay.... a.... way.... from.... that.... sports.... bra.... thieving.... HUSSY! (*huff puff, huff puff, huff puff*) And.... don't.... touch.... the.... sports.... bra.... don't.... know.... where.... it's.... been.... (*faints*).
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