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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.2"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-08, 10:25 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 13.2" |
Welcome to Cidade de Criança! This was the funniest leg of the Race I've seen in a long time. I don't know when there's been a time that I've seen more missteps and stupid decision-making. *wipes eyes* I know the Native Greeter and my Golf Equipment and I have sore ribs from watching.Ken and Tina, you're team #1. Have a couple ATV's. As Tina knows, being the first to step on the Mat on The Amazing Race really cements a marriage. Mark and Bill, dudes. Pick up the pace. You totally had it in the bag and then you let Ken and Tina pass you. I really don't think that being the first to step on the Mat on The Amazing Race really cements a marriage. Terence, would you like me to blow on your boo boo? And please feel free to take a few moments here and there to appreciate stuff. But do let Sarah do her Roadblocks. It's kind of important. Sarah, for the love of all things good and holy, stop enabling him. You can talk to anyone you want. Aja and Ty, I know you were there because I saw you at the Mat, but otherwise, a bit of a snore. Toni and Dallas, well, lucky you - Terence likes you. I'm sure he won't be clingy at all. Nick and Starr: Not quite first to worst, but not your best day either. Nick, not looking as nice, first ditching Sarah when she couldn't give you the answer at the Roadblock and then deliberately messing with Andrew. Nasty. Kelly and Christy: OMG, I just about peed my pants when you guys were digging around for the container on the beach. And then! You didn't read the clue again! AFTER you had LOUDLY said you needed to read the clue. And your cab had been right there the whole time. OMG OMG *wheeeeeeeeze* That's so funny. I'm sorry. Wait. No, I'm composed now. *seriously* You're team #7. Andrew and Dan: Yes, being at the back of the pack at the beginning helped you out when everyone ran past the exit, but you failed to maintain the lead. 8th place for you. Marisa and Brooke, yes. The Race *is* a big more difficult that you thought it would be. Giving out candy that's been in your pocket for who knows how long is kind of oldlady, don't you think? Anthony and Stephanie, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. No marriage for you. But you'll have a few weeks in Sequesterville to think about which wedding-based reality show you'd like to go on now. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. Come play! Even if you don't have a character, you can post as a local or a cabbie or whatever! All are welcome: newbies, oldbies and current lurkers. Register and post! No-one will spam you, I swear.
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indy42 135 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-08, 09:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.2" |
Hey Agman, could you make one for Dan?
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-08, 10:14 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-08 AT 10:17 PM (EST)Welcome to Cidade de Criança! I'm so glad that EPBvM chose me, at the age of 103, to represent the city’s Children's Park. Isn’t it afotrunado that small, independent, local Brazilian airlines have extra planes just standing by for a Bruxa Americana loura to demand for her private use (but wasn’t she generous to share?). At least nobody proclaimed an emergência. <Please excuse me, I must go change my cuecas, laughing at the louras insensatas I’ve wet myself again. Or maybe it's just normal old-age incontinence.> Ken and Tina, enjoy your ATVs. Anthony and Cleopatra Stephanie - hope you learned something about life.
Just a small reminder ---
There were no containers at the beach.
You need to have the taxi driver wait for you.
Follow the signs to the taxis.
“Muchas Gracias” is Spanish, not Portuguese. (You can use Spanish in Uruguay.)
Next week you'll be in high mountains. Whoever has the most trouble breathing is The Mole.
Brazilian taxi trunk doors have sharp edges.
Once you’ve been kissed by a roving ex-NFLer, you can’t go back.
READ THE STUPID CLUE!
~pithy siggie comment pending~
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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10-07-08, 00:05 AM (EST)
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15. "Deliveries for....................." |
Samboohoo, Indy 42, Haunted one, Miss Myth. Sorry to take so long. Things have gotten much busier than normal around here the last week or so!
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10-08-08, 00:08 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13.2" |
We're Super Single Mom and her Super Baby! We did so well this leg! We managed to come in before that hussy and her dishonourable brother. Now you don't see my Dallas sinking to that all time low... no way! I did such a fine job at raising him all alone... Makes me kind of wonder what kind of upbringing Nick and Starr had... one's a liar and the other is a hussy. Oh I love you baby! Who's your mommy?!
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