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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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01-07-08, 00:10 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.9" |
Welcome to Osaka, Japan, where the cabbies are about to croak and the flowers are mostly fake.Ron and Chris, for the second time, you've come in first! You will get an electric car (?) or something that seats 4. This is also the second leg where Ron hasn't been riding Christina the whole time. Coincidence? Nate and Jen, always the bridesmaid blah blah blah. Nick and Don...Don, did you call Nick your b!tch? Seriously? He's your grandson, for crying out loud. TK and Rachel, you don't need to say anything else, we gave you 5 minutes of voiceover confessional time to express your indomitable spirits and declare, yet again, that you are mellow, dude. So good luck with the Speed Bump. You can only hope it's as easy as yoga again. 
Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread.
Come play! All the Racers are spoken for except the now-eliminated BlondeJen, but feel free to post as a cameraperson, cabbie, soccer robot or TKR's poor couple, who were stuck waiting in the back of that cab all. day. long.
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
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01-07-08, 11:10 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9" |
Wow Vysxin how far behind are you. We were eliminated two legs ago. Geez. Although I did like your flexibility doing that yoga.
So how am I suppose to act.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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01-09-08, 09:59 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9" |
Welcome to Osaka, Japan!Great job driving on the right (and by right, I mean correct, which for us is left) side of the road during your taxi service. Ron and Chris - First place -- and what a wonderful prize -- an electric vehicle (the manufacturer is too cash strapped to pony up a fee to See Be Ess ashamed modest to allow us to mention their name...) that you can enjoy after the race (providing the manufacturer can afford to ship it). TK and Rachel ... oh, you're not here yet. Nate and Jen -- Yep, that little shove nudge will make the difference in the race. Must have cost you at least six -- maybe seven -- nanoseconds. Nick and Don (hasn't anybody seen TK & Rachel?) - Good to see Nick being such a good schmuck sherpa Grandson. But Don, just how tired could you get, sharing your munchies with Ron? (short nap) (dinner break) (extended post-dinner bathroom break) TK & Rachel -- So, how was that early flight? Got any advice on booking early flights? Please don't hit me. 
Me.. on the left!
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01-10-08, 02:06 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9" |
Hell, you should hear what I call that yutz at home. It's payback for the fact that he doesn't call me Gramps, Grampa, Pop-Pop, Old Fart, or anything but Don.And you should probably know that this is what he had the family sing to me on my last birthday, to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It": Here's to you, Donald, here's to you
Here's to you, Donald, here's to you
Oh, you think you're upper-class
But you're just a horse's ass
Here's to you, Donald, here's to you 
My robot's fallen, and it can't get up!
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