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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Seana on 01-07-08 at 00:10 AM
Welcome to Osaka, Japan, where the cabbies are about to croak and the flowers are mostly fake.

Ron and Chris, for the second time, you've come in first! You will get an electric car (?) or something that seats 4. This is also the second leg where Ron hasn't been riding Christina the whole time. Coincidence?

Nate and Jen, always the bridesmaid blah blah blah.

Nick and Don...Don, did you call Nick your b!tch? Seriously? He's your grandson, for crying out loud.

TK and Rachel, you don't need to say anything else, we gave you 5 minutes of voiceover confessional time to express your indomitable spirits and declare, yet again, that you are mellow, dude. So good luck with the Speed Bump. You can only hope it's as easy as yoga again.


Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play! All the Racers are spoken for except the now-eliminated BlondeJen, but feel free to post as a cameraperson, cabbie, soccer robot or TKR's poor couple, who were stuck waiting in the back of that cab all. day. long.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-07-08 at 08:08 AM
Bwahahahahaha!

You all THINK my job is easy. So how did you enjoy being a taxi driver yourselves? In a city where few people speak English and even fewer want to help you? Hmm? I'm waiting for an answer. (No, not from you, Mr. Opinionated Old Man Who Constantly Rides His Daughter.) Easy money, indeed.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by dragonflies on 01-07-08 at 10:09 AM
*blink* *blink*

What, a speedbump? So we can slow down even more? Cool.


we are so rockin dude!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-11-08 at 10:19 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-11-08 AT 10:21 PM (EST)

I was getting really nervous with us coming in first. We're #4!!! We're #4!!! I wonder how many more times we can keep that up!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by bystander on 01-07-08 at 10:25 AM
Oh shoot! You mean I'm not in the race anymore? At least I'll have more time to fluff by oobies, fix my make-up and hair, and help Kynt become a real man!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by beau_30 on 01-07-08 at 11:10 AM
Wow Vysxin how far behind are you. We were eliminated two legs ago. Geez. Although I did like your flexibility doing that yoga.
So how am I suppose to act.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by bystander on 01-07-08 at 12:48 PM
You shouldn't change a thing about the way you act. You're SPESHL just the way your are babe!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by jbug on 01-07-08 at 11:14 AM
Oh sis, don't you know we would have loved the flower shop? Shoot - seems like we missed so many fun things to do ~~~~ stuck here in this ole villa with no one to play with ~~~~


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by NanaWolf on 01-07-08 at 11:59 AM
I hate hate hate being a "close second." And I don't think it was nice of Phil to rub it in. Yea, Phil was definitely gloating. I hate him too.

Did everyone notice how calm I was this time. I hardly ever raised my voice to Nate, even when he was being a total monkey's a$$


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 01-08-08 at 05:55 PM
Now, Jen, who's being the monkey's a$$? Do you remember all your whining at that stubborn donkey? Or how about when you showed your true b!+chy side when you were suppose to be counting fence posts? Or how about while you were lounging in the boat yelling at me to row faster? And now you complain that I pushed you into the cab when the replay showed I didn't lay a finger on you. If you keep acting like that, I may trade you in for a new model.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by NanaWolf on 01-10-08 at 02:09 PM
You did so push me. The camera just didn't catch your foot shoving me into the cab. That was your foot wasn't it?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 01-12-08 at 06:51 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-12-08 AT 06:55 PM (EST)

That wasn't my foot. It was the roaming gnome. He always gets the last kick in.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by MissMyth on 01-07-08 at 12:19 PM
Aw, Jen, missed out on first place, again? It's all about the communication and respect for your partner, as Dad, Hernia, and I proved this leg.

Oooo, it looks like on the next leg I get to rattle Jen's cage. Looking forward to it. {giggle}

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-10-08 at 02:09 PM
Just remember how many ways you're gonna have to split that million now.


Of course, if he spends it on treatments for me, I guess I'll cease to exist!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by NanaWolf on 01-10-08 at 02:10 PM
I hate you and your dad, too. You are also almost as horrible as that cretin I'm racing with.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 01-12-08 at 06:57 PM
Is that a compliment? Especially coming from your foul mouth.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-12-08 at 07:26 PM
Call her a "yutz" and see what happens.


Call her collect and she'll really get uppity.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Molaholic on 01-09-08 at 09:59 PM
Welcome to Osaka, Japan!

Great job driving on the right (and by right, I mean correct, which for us is left) side of the road during your taxi service.

Ron and Chris - First place -- and what a wonderful prize -- an electric vehicle (the manufacturer is too cash strapped to pony up a fee to See Be Ess ashamed modest to allow us to mention their name...) that you can enjoy after the race (providing the manufacturer can afford to ship it).

TK and Rachel ... oh, you're not here yet.

Nate and Jen -- Yep, that little shove nudge will make the difference in the race. Must have cost you at least six -- maybe seven -- nanoseconds.

Nick and Don (hasn't anybody seen TK & Rachel?) - Good to see Nick being such a good schmuck sherpa Grandson. But Don, just how tired could you get, sharing your munchies with Ron?

(short nap)

(dinner break)

(extended post-dinner bathroom break)

TK & Rachel -- So, how was that early flight? Got any advice on booking early flights? Please don't hit me.


Me.. on the left!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.9"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-10-08 at 02:06 PM
Hell, you should hear what I call that yutz at home. It's payback for the fact that he doesn't call me Gramps, Grampa, Pop-Pop, Old Fart, or anything but Don.

And you should probably know that this is what he had the family sing to me on my last birthday, to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It":

Here's to you, Donald, here's to you
Here's to you, Donald, here's to you
Oh, you think you're upper-class
But you're just a horse's ass
Here's to you, Donald, here's to you


My robot's fallen, and it can't get up!