The Amazing Race   American Idol   The Apprentice   The Bachelor   The Bachelorette   Big Brother   The Biggest Loser
Dancing with the Stars   So You Think You Can Dance   Survivor   Top Model   The Voice   The X Factor       Reality TV World
   
Reality TV World Message Board Forums
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats, but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are encouraged to read the complete guidelines. As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
"Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
 
Previous Topic | Next Topic 
Conferences The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)
Original message

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 00:00 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Seana Click to send private message to Seana Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
"Be the All-sTAR Finale"
OK, everybody here? Great. Now slap on those smiles, people! I don't care if you don't want anyone to win, Rob. Your CBS contract says you have to smile at the finish line. David and Mary, your contract actually prohibits you from smiling until we get you some veneers for those teeth. Drew! Don't you walk away. OK, make with the clapping!

*clap clap*

Eric and Danielle! A bunch of miles and a couple countries and you are the official winners of the Amazing Race! All your whining and b!tching totally paid off for you! Your names will now be up there with previous winners like Flo and Zach and Freddy and Kendra.

Dustin and Kandice! Well, you won some stuff. I guess that will have to be good enough for you. I'm more than happy to console you if you feel like dropping by my hotel room later.

Charla and Mirna! Yes, we did learn more about you. We did see the real you. We really wish we hadn't. Off you go now.

Eric, here is your product placement phone so you can call Jeremy and tell him to order a couple kegs. Now you can have that party to wanted to have before, but couldn't afford it because you were slackers with low-paying dead-end jobs. Now, you're a slacker with a stacked girlfriend and $1 million!


Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread.

New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as an army guy or the pilot Oswald walked past, like a thousand times. Jump on in and play with us!

I would like to take a moment to thank all those who came to play with us this season. You guys make it so much fun! Hugs and smooshes to you all.

Joe...Cygnus X1
Bill...sporkman

Dustin...bystander
Kandice...Max Headroom

Uchenna...cahaya
Joyce...ARNutz

Rob...seahorse
Amber...Cyndimaus

David...warp core_breach
Mary...Sahara

Charla...Estee
Mirna...zipperhead

Kevin...mikey
Drew...indy42

Danny...dragonflies
Oswald...vince3

Teri...jbug
Ian...buckeyegirl

Eric...beau_30
Danielle...CwazyWabbit

John Vito...krisjonfanbg
Jill...pinksparkleguitar

The Native Greeter…Molaholic
Mother Nature…vince3
Romber's Intern...sporkman
Rob's Personal (hee) Texas Hold 'Em Dealer...emydi
Danny & Oswald’s Personal Assistant...Tahj
Magilla...dabo

Danielle’s Right Oobie...Denalio
Danielle’s Left Oobie...pinksparkleguitar
Harry Smith...Cygnus X1
Travelocity Gnome...foonermints
Phil’s Golf Equipment...mrc

LibraRising – R&A’s new home gym, God, Hair Club for Men guy
Briar Rosie – Lug Nuts, the La Maquina clue box, the fish in Danielle's tank
azkate – C&M’s kidnapped local

History Detective - Tyler from Season 10
vince3 – Tyler from Season 9
Snidget – Homeland Security

  Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

  Table of Contents

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Cygnus X1 05-07-07 1
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale CwazyWabbit 05-08-07 23
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale cahaya 05-07-07 2
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale ARnutz 05-07-07 5
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Cygnus X1 05-07-07 3
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale sporkman 05-07-07 10
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale dabo 05-07-07 4
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Cyndimaus 05-07-07 6
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale mrc 05-07-07 16
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale dragonflies 05-07-07 7
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale vince3 05-07-07 8
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale jbug 05-07-07 9
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Cyndimaus 05-07-07 18
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale zipperhead 05-07-07 11
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale dabo 05-07-07 12
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Estee 05-07-07 13
       RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale bystander 05-07-07 14
           RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Max Headroom 05-07-07 15
           RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale mrc 05-07-07 17
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale beau_30 05-07-07 19
   RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale Cygnus X1 05-07-07 20
       RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale beau_30 05-08-07 21
           RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale CwazyWabbit 05-09-07 25
               RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale beau_30 05-09-07 26
       RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale ARnutz 05-08-07 22
 RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale CwazyWabbit 05-08-07 24

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 00:56 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Cygnus%20X1 Click to send private message to Cygnus%20X1 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
1. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
(Not seen on the Early Show)

Danielle, the world wants to know . . .

Are those real?


And another smacktabulous job by you, Seana! *chooms*

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"

05-08-07, 09:33 PM (EST)
Click to EMail CwazyWabbit Click to send private message to CwazyWabbit Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
23. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Why yes, they are real..*covers mouth and mumbles*..ly mine.


I'd let you touch them, but they are only for show. I show them every where I go!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 01:20 AM (EST)
Click to EMail cahaya Click to send private message to cahaya Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
2. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Dontcha wish that was you up there, Rawb?

(Heh, heh, heh.)

And thank you, Seana, for hosting!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 07:37 AM (EST)
Click to EMail ARnutz Click to send private message to ARnutz Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
5. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
*snicker* My hubby is so funny!

C'mon, honey... let's go and try to make a baby.


Yes! Thanks for hosting, Seana!!!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 01:31 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Cygnus%20X1 Click to send private message to Cygnus%20X1 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
3. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Look at it this way, Bill:

At least this time, we're actually AT the finish line. And it's a damn sight warmer.


OOC: Great job, Spork!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"

05-07-07, 01:13 PM (EST)
Click to EMail sporkman Click to send private message to sporkman Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
10. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
**Clap clap clap**
Wow, there really is a finish line. I always thought it was an Amazing Race Urban Myth.


Thanks for a great "Be The TAR-Stars". See everyone at the next "Be The..."

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 02:06 AM (EST)
Click to EMail dabo Click to send private message to dabo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
4. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
LAST EDITED ON 05-07-07 AT 02:15 AM (EST)

Congrats, Erica and DDaniel, guess all that childish whining and moaning about the other teams was worthwhile after all. Who knew? Well, at least Erica can afford the hair transplant now.


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"

05-07-07, 12:13 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Cyndimaus Click to send private message to Cyndimaus Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
6. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Rob, your "smile" concerns me. We're happy. Please don't ruin our lives with a murder charge. It would all be on camera and we could't refute it. Come on sweetie, we'll go win some other reality show.

*tugs on Rob's arm*

Rob?

Honey, I can't hold you back. Please stop!

*hangs on Rob's arm with all her weight*

Could somebody help me here?


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 04:46 PM (EST)
Click to EMail mrc Click to send private message to mrc Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
16. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Here, borrow my three-wood.

What is Phil's golf equipment?

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 12:21 PM (EST)
Click to EMail dragonflies Click to send private message to dragonflies Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
7. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
*clap with forced smile*

Talk about Karma biting you in the a$$...
<=1>siggie by syren


Thanks Seana! Another fun season!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 12:24 PM (EST)
Click to EMail vince3 Click to send private message to vince3 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
8. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
*grumble mumble*

*clap clap clap*

*thinks about doing something with the Joker-faced Rob heading toward the winners, then decides "Nah!"*


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 01:08 PM (EST)
Click to EMail jbug Click to send private message to jbug Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
9. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Oh what a lovely time we have had!
It was rather chilly in SanFran, don't you think?
I'm not sure if I should congratulate Danielle or offer my sympathies to the poor girl. Advice; take your half of the million and run, girl, run!
Ok, why all the close up shots of Romber at the finish line? Weren't the rest of us there too?



Handcrafted by RollDdice
I don't think any of the F3 named us in that last task (if it weren't for Ian, we MIGHT have been chosen as the team to stay in touch with after the race, but..... I'm working on it guys, ok?).

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"

05-07-07, 05:15 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Cyndimaus Click to send private message to Cyndimaus Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
18. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
I'm afraid they were trying to ensure that Rob was always on camera in case he tried something. I'm not strong enough to hold him back, you know.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"

05-07-07, 01:29 PM (EST)
Click to EMail zipperhead Click to send private message to zipperhead Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
11. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
##### bullshit. You are all ##### ##### and you can bite my #####, #####! I could have beaten all of you quite easily if I had had a worthy teammate.

And to you, my dear cousin, may you rot in hell. You cost me a million dollars. I hate you. Yes, I admire the way you overcame your shortcomigs. You are a credit to people with special challenges everywhere. The fact remains, you cost me a million dollars. Die.



Next stop, Big Brother.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 01:39 PM (EST)
Click to EMail dabo Click to send private message to dabo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
12. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Loved how you bragged about being mental.


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 02:26 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
13. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Gosh, I don't know how I had such a hard time figuring out your answers after we discussed the chance of that kind of challenge all the way into Oakland. And I didn't spot where you'd scratched your numbers into the desk? Honestly, no idea what happened there. So sorry.

(It was worth it, do you hear me? Worth it!)


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"

05-07-07, 03:01 PM (EST)
Click to EMail bystander Click to send private message to bystander Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
14. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
I know how you feel Gnome-boy. Sometimes team-mates can be down-right nasty to you. If Kandice hadn't nagged me all over the island of Lanai, we would have definitely come in first place.

Oh well. We're still the best of friends. Sometimes this friendship stuff is hard. It's all about the give and take.

Speaking of give and take...Phil...don't you have anything to give me? Any toys laying around? Is that a vespa in your pocket?


Standing ovation for Seana for being the best hostess ever!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 04:25 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Max%20Headroom Click to send private message to Max%20Headroom Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
15. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Yup, we lost. Dammn.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 04:48 PM (EST)
Click to EMail mrc Click to send private message to mrc Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
17. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Why, yes, yes I do. Just come a little closer. That's right . . . closer . . . closer . . .

What is Phil's golf equipment?

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"

05-07-07, 07:17 PM (EST)
Click to EMail beau_30 Click to send private message to beau_30 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
19. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
TAKE THAT YOU HIPPIE's! I GOT MY MILLION. See you danielle and here I come Jeremy for that Butt Spanking. Your boobs were worsless. I never undersestimated you for your brains. But I did like that white t-shirt on you!
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-07-07, 10:30 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Cygnus%20X1 Click to send private message to Cygnus%20X1 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
20. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Spoken like a true COLEGE graduate.


You are taking her oobies with you, no?

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"

05-08-07, 03:21 PM (EST)
Click to EMail beau_30 Click to send private message to beau_30 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
21. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
shhhh she doesn't know that. I deflated them last night and put them in my bag after the TAR party ;)
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"

05-09-07, 02:12 AM (EST)
Click to EMail CwazyWabbit Click to send private message to CwazyWabbit Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
25. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Umm...that's what you think. Those were just bags of sand. I figured you wouldn't know the difference.


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"

05-09-07, 04:30 PM (EST)
Click to EMail beau_30 Click to send private message to beau_30 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
26. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
Out of Character
That is so True about him. Thanks for a great laugh CWazzyrabit, great teaming up with you this season.

In character...
Hey Daneille I hate to tell you this but that Gnome you are looking for took off with the MIRNA! Don't ask I don't know how that happend. I guess her shrieking and mirna cent is the gnomes matting call

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-08-07, 03:27 PM (EST)
Click to EMail ARnutz Click to send private message to ARnutz Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
22. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"

Gosh, Joe. That was funny!


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"

05-08-07, 09:57 PM (EST)
Click to EMail CwazyWabbit Click to send private message to CwazyWabbit Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
24. "RE: Be the All-sTAR Finale"
*jiggles and shakes*
I won! I won! I won! Oh my Gawd, I won!
*dances with glee*

Who knew that my nonstop talking about who's fake and phony would pay off. Who knew that even though everyone tried to push me down, I just floated right back up to the top. You know, with this new found confidence, I think I will do something else I have never done before...Hey, Eric, we need to talk. My oobies and I have made a decision on who we really want to be spending time with...

*jiggles off*
I'm on to more impourent things...
*in as singsongily voice as can be muster through the nose and whine*
Gnoooommmie, where arrrre yoooooooo?


Thanks much, Seana! We couldn't have done it without such a marvelous host!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top


Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
about this site   •   advertise on this site  •   contact us  •   privacy policy   •