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"Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode 5"
If I may be so bold, I'm going to pick up an old tradition (at least for this week). Estee's Monday questions in Off Topic gave me the idea and Seana provided some encouragement (so blame them). Have fun.

1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A.

B.

C.

D.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

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 RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode ... jbug 03-19-07 1
 RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode ... Molaholic 03-19-07 2
 RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode ... HistoryDetective 03-20-07 3
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode 5"
1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

thongs?

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

The tight braids help hold the blonde brains together.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

Didn't we have enough problems with team drivers in Africa before?

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

Teri & Ian. They had extra papers to share with Phil.


5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

Uchenna - Romber
Oswald - ChaCha (yea, that's lame but couldn't think of anything else)
Dustin - Bama

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

Guidos! That's was more than anyone needed to know!

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

Duh! They're too dumb to ask????

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

Teri & Ian - "darmed ole foggies and their paper underwear - can't seem to get away from them"

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos?
Why?

A. Mirna - no explanation needed, right?

B. Beauty Queens - all in pink

C. Guidos - Joe looks like this at the start of levery leg (overdoing the eye liner a bit!)

D. Oswald & Danny - just good friends.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

They actually had tickets for a different flight and had sneaked on to this one.


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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode 5"
Thanks for starting this HD -- I've missed it. I'll take on next week's assignment (now that I've joined the TiVo generation) .

1. In addition to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?
Chartreuse lace undies (not paper, either)

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?
Fashion. She's a Pippi Longstockings-trainee.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?
Because EPBvM didn't want them to run down those cute little penguins.

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?
Mirna and Schmerna chased Phil. Unfortunately, they caught him and Schmerna gave him a mega-hicky.

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?
Uchenna's rat was called Speedy. Oswald's was Queenie and Dustin's was Johnnie Cochrane.

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?
Schmerna. Even the inkling of the thought of the visualization is enough to cause severe gastric distress and spewing.

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?
Uchenna looks too much like the Homework Fairy.

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?
He's such a dolt that he'll call anybody an old queen.

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A. Rob

B. Why didn't you change the picture?

C. Danny (or Oswald -- they look alike, you know.)

D. EPsBvM and MB enjoy a tender moment.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.
Excessive methane gas.


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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode 5"
1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

Nothing. French whores get paid for their services, but Joe and Bill couldn't even give away their, um, "companionship."

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

Obviously functional. Eric can find them easier than her ears --- and get a firmer grip.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

The producers felt bad that Mirna had to take on such an exhausting workload because of Charla's shortcomings, so as a reward for Mirna single-handedly Philiminating Philippines Rawb and Lamber from the Race the producers arranged for drivers to give Mirna a break. (At least, I imagine that's the explanation in Mirna World.)

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

Eric and Danielle. Eric went raving mad over the man-boobs, but the producers couldn't show it because "The Amazing Race" is a "family show."

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

Uchenna - Daddy's Little Girl
Oswald - Miss Congeniality
Dustin - Skipper

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

Eric. The skidmarks are not pretty.

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

Joyce's eyebrows make her forehead look almost as scary as Teri's. If it's not Halloween, no kids want to be anywhere near either of those jack-o-lanterns.

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

Charla and Mirna - "the other white meat"
Dustin and Kandice - "the rack twins"
Teri and Ian - "the biddy and the geezer"
Oswald and Danny - "Raoul and the Little One"
Uchenna and Joyce - "those people"

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A. Mirna. The rat-o has the same-o language-o skill-os. And a dead grandmother.

B. Eric and Danielle. A pig and his princess.

C. Bill, but with a better dye job.

D. Joe and Ian. They had to wrestle to determine who had the, um, "better" undies.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

Eric decides he wants to join the Mile High Club, but the flight attendants intervene just as he reaches for Danielle's pigtails.

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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10: TAR-Stars Episode 5"
1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

They have morals. No amount of money would cause either of them to go anywhere near Eric.

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

Function. Eric believes that the more he pulls on them, the bigger her boobs get.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

CBS can't afford to keep up with the cost of repairs associated with damage caused by spaced-out racers.

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

Dustin & Kandace - Had to keep the PG rating.

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

Uchenna - Rawb
Oswald - Castro
Dustin - Karlyn

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

Danielle - Given the fact that she doesn't wear underwear (a-la Britney Spears) - at Eric's demand.

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

The fear of being snatched up and "adopted" by yet more people with lots of money (a-la Madonna).

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

Teri & Ian - "Damn Senior's Day!"
Danny & Oz - "Damn Immigrant's Day!"
Uchenna & Joyce - "Damn Minority Day!"
Charla & Mirna - "Damn Handicapped Day!"
Dustin & Kandace - "Damn Pancake Day! They ran faster because they don't have racks!"

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A.

Rob Mariano - Still scrounging around for scraps of reality-show fame.

>B.

Eric the pig and his artificially enhanced girlfriend. (An insult to the pig and Heather Mills - sorry.)

>C.

Rob Mariano - These things are a major nuisance, always scrounging around and they never leave!

>D.

Phil & Ozzie - Ozzie finally gets his hug from Phil. Awww.(Can't remember who chased Phil!)

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

Too much excessive pulling of Danielle's pigtails by Eric and Danielle's loud protestations that she needs to put on a pair of underwear - now - and then finding out that Eric actually took all of her underwear out of her pack and replaced them with various clevage-enhancing bras.



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