If I may be so bold, I'm going to pick up an old tradition (at least for this week). Estee's Monday questions in Off Topic gave me the idea and Seana provided some encouragement (so blame them). Have fun.

1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A.

B.

C.

D.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

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1. In additon to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?

thongs?

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?

The tight braids help hold the blonde brains together.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?

Didn't we have enough problems with team drivers in Africa before?

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?

Teri & Ian. They had extra papers to share with Phil.

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?

Uchenna - Romber
Oswald - ChaCha (yea, that's lame but couldn't think of anything else)
Dustin - Bama

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?

Guidos! That's was more than anyone needed to know!

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?

Duh! They're too dumb to ask????

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?

Teri & Ian - "darmed ole foggies and their paper underwear - can't seem to get away from them"

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos?
Why?

A. Mirna - no explanation needed, right?

B. Beauty Queens - all in pink

C. Guidos - Joe looks like this at the start of levery leg (overdoing the eye liner a bit!)

D. Oswald & Danny - just good friends.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.

They actually had tickets for a different flight and had sneaked on to this one.

Thanks for starting this HD -- I've missed it. I'll take on next week's assignment (now that I've joined the TiVo generation) .

1. In addition to wearing too much perfume, what qualities do Joe and Bill share with French whores?
Chartreuse lace undies (not paper, either)

2. Danielle's pigtails: Just for fashion? Or do they have a function? If so, what?
Fashion. She's a Pippi Longstockings-trainee.

3. Why did the Racers have drivers in Mozambique instead of driving themselves?
Because EPBvM didn't want them to run down those cute little penguins.

4. We saw Oswald and Danny chasing Phil at the Pit Stop. Which other team chased Phil? Why didn't their chase make the edit?
Mirna and Schmerna chased Phil. Unfortunately, they caught him and Schmerna gave him a mega-hicky.

5. Rat time: Joe worked with Nelson; Ian worked with Tupac; Eric worked with Xena; and Charla worked with Twinkletoes. What were the names of the rats that worked with Uchenna, Oswald, and Dustin?
Uchenna's rat was called Speedy. Oswald's was Queenie and Dustin's was Johnnie Cochrane.

6. We learned a lot about the Racers' underwear this episode. Who should avoid discussing his or her underwear at all costs? Why?
Schmerna. Even the inkling of the thought of the visualization is enough to cause severe gastric distress and spewing.

7. Lots of local children helped Eric and Danielle deliver their charcoal. Uchenna and Joyce are millionaires and they still cannot get a kid to come anywhere near them. Why?
Uchenna looks too much like the Homework Fairy.

8. If a team other than Joe and Bill beat Eric and Danielle in a footrace, which slurs and epithets would Eric have used?
He's such a dolt that he'll call anybody an old queen.

9. Which All Star Racers most resemble these photos? Why?

A. Rob

B. Why didn't you change the picture?

C. Danny (or Oswald -- they look alike, you know.)

D. EPsBvM and MB enjoy a tender moment.

10. Predict why Eric and Danielle will be removed from a plane in the next episode.
Excessive methane gas.

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