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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.11" |
Welcome to the desert! Isn't this Nomadic camp great? What a lot of fun this was! All of you smile at each other (except Karlyn, obviously) and then tell the camera how untrustworthy the other teams are. Good grief! Why don't you just admit that in the 11th leg of the Race, the gloves come off and everyone is in it for themselves? Say it out loud so that everyone knows where you stand. "I will screw you over to come in first, or at least not last!" Can we all just be honest, please? So, Tyler and James, two in a row. Good thing the goofy necklace we tricked you into wearing good luck charm matched the one around the neck of our Native Greeter, or you wouldn't have won anything. Of course, it's also pretty good that you're in shape, since Bama would have been first if you'd been any slower going back to the car to get the necklace that you forgot. Lyn and Karlyn, your sense of entitlement looks bigger this week. I'm sure it's the editting. When you knew it was a race to the Yield, why did you walk? I mean, you walked. You talked and talked and talked about Yielding the Blondes and then whined when they Yielded you. Said they had "no character". Is there more character in flipping the bird? We had to blur your finger there. Let's please remember that this is a family show and children will be watching. Rob and Kimberly, you just have the worst luck with cars. Did we not leave the Owner's Manual in the glove box? You know, the little book that tells you where stuff is in the car. Like the jack. Oh Rob, here's some French bread to wipe the olives off your arms with. Dustin and Kandice, you're the last team to arrive, so we're marking you for elimination. Actually, you were supposed to be eliminated, but I just couldn't do it. So now that you're overjoyed and grateful to me, I'm in the tent next to the camel pen. I'll leave the light on. 
Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), a charioteer, the local boy from the mob that D/K took with them or whatever. Be creative!
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foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings
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11-27-06, 03:09 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11" |
So, I'm back to chopped liver, being replaced by a miserable D!ck Tracy phone? The boys had better throw that sucker in the trash the day the free ride contract runs out, because SprintSwipe will empty their bank account faster than a greased Giacomo! Oh well, you can call your relatives during your hospital stay in Hawaii. Don't worry, the listeria poisoning from the cruise ship banquet room will clear up in a few months.
What are YOU looking at?
As soon as I recover from the superleg, it's back to WyborowaTown for me. 
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12-02-06, 12:53 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11" |
Welcome to Morroco!
I hope you enjoyed my roads -- and that charriot race was just downright awesome.Tyler and James -- you arrived first, and I hope you enjoy your trip -- surely, it's no Casbah, but then, what is? Lyn and Karlyn -- You got yielded and then magically arrived second. You certainly must be witches (or something like that word -- don't forget, English is not my first language!) Rob and Kimberly -- oh, were you in this episode? Dustin and Candice -- once again, you give Phil a friendly greeting, but me ... bupkis. And to think, I could have gone out with that nice little gnome guy.
Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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