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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Seana on 11-27-06 at 00:01 AM
Welcome to the desert! Isn't this Nomadic camp great?

What a lot of fun this was! All of you smile at each other (except Karlyn, obviously) and then tell the camera how untrustworthy the other teams are. Good grief! Why don't you just admit that in the 11th leg of the Race, the gloves come off and everyone is in it for themselves? Say it out loud so that everyone knows where you stand. "I will screw you over to come in first, or at least not last!" Can we all just be honest, please?

So, Tyler and James, two in a row. Good thing the goofy necklace we tricked you into wearing good luck charm matched the one around the neck of our Native Greeter, or you wouldn't have won anything. Of course, it's also pretty good that you're in shape, since Bama would have been first if you'd been any slower going back to the car to get the necklace that you forgot.

Lyn and Karlyn, your sense of entitlement looks bigger this week. I'm sure it's the editting. When you knew it was a race to the Yield, why did you walk? I mean, you walked. You talked and talked and talked about Yielding the Blondes and then whined when they Yielded you. Said they had "no character". Is there more character in flipping the bird? We had to blur your finger there. Let's please remember that this is a family show and children will be watching.

Rob and Kimberly, you just have the worst luck with cars. Did we not leave the Owner's Manual in the glove box? You know, the little book that tells you where stuff is in the car. Like the jack. Oh Rob, here's some French bread to wipe the olives off your arms with.

Dustin and Kandice, you're the last team to arrive, so we're marking you for elimination. Actually, you were supposed to be eliminated, but I just couldn't do it. So now that you're overjoyed and grateful to me, I'm in the tent next to the camel pen. I'll leave the light on.


Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will.

New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for.

Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), a charioteer, the local boy from the mob that D/K took with them or whatever. Be creative!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 11-27-06 at 01:32 AM
Hey, it could have been worse. I could have been outside the studio gate.

The Yield

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by dabo on 11-27-06 at 01:49 AM
Man O Man O Man O Man! Them dumb blonz are something else!

All the mean hoodoo they've pulled during the race has gained them exactly nothing, bad karma finally reared up and bit them for it.... and yet they learned zippo from it. Nada zilch! I mean, heck, I despise Rob and Kimberly, they are just horrible arrogant jerks both of them, but I would now rather see a Rob/Kimberly win rather than a dumb blonz win.

That took a lot of doing, dumb blonz, big congrats.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by beau_30 on 11-27-06 at 09:17 AM
Im not going to cry. Were marked for elimination. We need that fast foward to get into the elimination, only one other team can use the fast foward and that is Bama. We are taking it from them.

Here is our chance in the room. Hey phil i'm coming over. My other half seems to be hogging you alot. Leave the light on. I need the golf equipment to come out and play! need a little nurishment!


Blondes have Feelings as well

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by bystander on 11-27-06 at 01:01 PM
Don't worry Kandice, we'll end up on top again. We've got something none of the other teams do, beauty. You're Ms. New York and I'm Miss California and together we can do anything we set our oobies to. (or am I Miss New York?) Did you notice how nasty the other teams are toward us? What did we ever do? Hmmmm. Everyone is jealous over our good looks I guess.



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by alec7 on 11-28-06 at 02:50 PM
How can everyone be jealous of your good looks when obviously me and Tyler are the most beautiful people in this race? Haven’t you seen my groovy shades? Plus even though we get lost constantly and forget things in the car we’re still number ONE!



Wait, where am I?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-27-06 at 10:38 AM
Choo choo! Ding - ding - ding! Yippee, another week of being the train conductor and having everyone follow me around. Don't DAWs ever ride in taxis any more?


Bring Charla back so we can have a choo choo chat.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by foonermints on 11-27-06 at 03:09 PM
So, I'm back to chopped liver, being replaced by a miserable D!ck Tracy phone? The boys had better throw that sucker in the trash the day the free ride contract runs out, because SprintSwipe will empty their bank account faster than a greased Giacomo! Oh well, you can call your relatives during your hospital stay in Hawaii. Don't worry, the listeria poisoning from the cruise ship banquet room will clear up in a few months.



What are YOU looking at?
As soon as I recover from the superleg, it's back to WyborowaTown for me.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by dabo on 11-27-06 at 03:24 PM
And what exactly are the taxes on a free first class vacation to somewhere in the world overly expensive to begin with?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by foonermints on 11-27-06 at 04:15 PM
It's about the same as if you won an oversized grandfather clock, a popcorn cart and a Wurlitzer on The Price is Right, but still not as much as their Sprint bill, or your property tax increase notification after some nutcase named Ty rebuilds your soddy cave.
It might be better to fall overboard and get eaten by sharks.


Hello Ebay? Recycler? Arnold the Dump Man? Yes, I just won..

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 11-28-06 at 05:14 PM
Hey Lyn! Wasn't it awesome how we came in second despite those icky Barbies yielding us? We so totally rock!

Guess we should have bribed Phil so the Barbies would have been Philiminated. But they will be gone next time. Final three, here we come!


Did you see me in that chariot? Did that Roadblock so much faster than the others. Did I already say that we totally rock?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-29-06 at 09:11 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-29-06 AT 09:12 AM (EST)

Hey Phil, what a sucky season you've had for the viewing audience! If you would have kept likable teams like Arti and I in the race, things would have been so much better.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.11"
Posted by Molaholic on 12-02-06 at 12:53 PM
Welcome to Morroco!

I hope you enjoyed my roads -- and that charriot race was just downright awesome.

Tyler and James -- you arrived first, and I hope you enjoy your trip -- surely, it's no Casbah, but then, what is?

Lyn and Karlyn -- You got yielded and then magically arrived second. You certainly must be witches (or something like that word -- don't forget, English is not my first language!)

Rob and Kimberly -- oh, were you in this episode?

Dustin and Candice -- once again, you give Phil a friendly greeting, but me ... bupkis. And to think, I could have gone out with that nice little gnome guy.



Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!