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"Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9"
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11-14-06, 10:32 PM (EST)
 
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"Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9" |
Snark attack! (Or, for you Can’tadians, attacque snarque!)1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what? 2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us? 3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead?
4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café. 5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers? 6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped? 7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before? 8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves? 9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine? 10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel? 
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11-15-06, 08:23 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9" |
1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what?Childbirth. Just ask Lyn and Karlyn. 2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us? They played the race card: "Come on, help two sistas beat them white folks in this race." Anything to get them ahead in the race, right?? 3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead? Try smiling... though it might break Karlyn's face to do it. 4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café. Rob/Kimberly - "Hey guys, it's your counselor here. Are you two still working on sharing your feelings with each other in a constructive, non-confrontational way?" 5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers? It's amazing they got cast at all, with all those people cutting in front of them in the audition line. 6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped? They aren't. The apology was lip service, in a futile attempt at avoiding Ugly American Syndrome. 7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before? He wouldn't DARE to say that about her, would he? Not on national TV, anyway. (editor's note: Kim has been lookin' pretty fine lately!) 8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves? Because Tyler is still trying to figure out if he's gay or not. Even the presence of a beauty queen wasn't enough to help him decide. 9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine? One word: Testosterone. 10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel? Tyler/James - Jimi Hendrix, signing "Purple haze, all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same..."
Erwin/Godwin - Sydney Bristow, telling them they can do it but THEY MUST HURRY.
Lyn/Karlyn - Their kids, shouting, "Yea mom, you really ARE movie stars!"
Dustin/Kandice - No additional motivation needed. 
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11-15-06, 10:19 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-17-06 AT 00:16 AM (EST)1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what?
A tirade from Karlyn on another Racer's bad manners. 2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us?
They harrangued the ticket agent mercilessly. 3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead?
They should probably whine about how everyone else has an unfair advantage and then screw the Chos over. Oh, wait... 4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café.
Erwin and Godwin, message from me: "Pick up the pace! You might be competitive with each other but you're not competitive with anyone else! Do better!" 5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers?
I'm too stupid to think of an answer. 6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped?
I'm sure they'll harangue him mercilessly for not stepping aside earlier. 7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before?
Yes. I bet he does it all the time, in exactly that way. But she's never said anything before judging by the look on his face. 8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves?
As pretty as they all are, I find the thought of any of them making out icky. 9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine?
He was getting out all the frustration of being lost twice this leg without Kimberly insisting that he calm down. 10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel?
Tyler and James: Cheech Marin
Lyn and Karlyn: *insert name of famous obstetrician here*
Erwin and Godwin: *insert name of famous doormat here*
Merci, Cygue!
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11-15-06, 07:55 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-15-06 AT 08:04 PM (EST)Usual disclaimer -- I post pre-reading so anything that is duplicated is the fault of a break in the universal space-time continuum. 1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what? Can you use the phrase ‘longer than’ in a PG13 forum? -- But seriously folks, any time we have to wait for a really good Hawkeye 10 list -- that’s a lot longer than that flight. 2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us? They promised to share their secret formula for lip gloss/tooth brightener/oobie enhancer. 3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead? Told yet another tear-wrenching tale of the trials and tribulations of child birth. 4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café. Bama: “Dear Mommies, it has been really hard staying at home without you. We miss you sooooo much. Did you tell your friends about our birth? Was it really tough? Is there anything harder in life? Please tell us the story again… 5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers? Well, there was that time back home when they let some pretty girls go ahead of them in line for some burgers -- oh, wait a minute, that would mean that the Cho brothers actually had contact with girls before -- mybad. 6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped? They’ll only tell him about the trial-and-tribulations of childbirth three times, instead of their usual six. 7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before? Of course he did. Isn’t it a requirement for all couples to call each other fat at one time or another? 8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves? Easy -- cooties. 9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine? As usual, he was confused. He thought it was a mime and, thinking that he couldn’t talk he also had to be yelled at -- isn’t that the universal cure for non-communication? 10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel? Jerry Lewis will pop out for everyone. Jerry is the King of Comedy, you know.
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11-17-06, 10:57 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 Episode 10.9" |
Merci pour le attacque snarque!
1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what?
As long as the Chos waited in that taxi line. 2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us? Karlyn scowled at them and went on a lengthy "we're owed" tirade. 3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead? Shut up and smile! 4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café. Bama - "This is (whatevery gov't agency). We regret to inform you that your welfare payments have been suspended. Effective immediately." "This is Dr. So-and-So. I'm pleased to let you know that your pregancy tests have come back positive." Tyler & James - "Tyler, this is your girlfriend So-and-So. I'm breaking up with you. I just realized that you've been cheating on me with James." 5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers? At their Bachelor and Survivor auditions. "You mean we have to vote people off?" 6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped? Spare the lives of his wife and children by not hunting them down and scowling at them and screaming about how they're owed and tales of child birth. 7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before? No, he's called her Phat. Not fat. Really... 8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves? She didn't want to mess up her hair and have the vaseline slick removed from her teeth and he's gay don'tcha ya know. 9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine? He was hoping to have a scowling match between himself and Karlyn but since it was so dark, he had to settle for a yelling match instead. 10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel? Chos - Bill & Ted, Ghandi, Dali Lama
Bama - Naomi Campbell (holding a phone or jewel encrusted Blackberry)
Tyler & James - Charlie Sheen, Robert Downey, Jr., Keith Urban
Dusty & Kandass - A Stepford Wife
Ron & Kimberly - Ron & Kelly, Colin & Christie, Freddy & Kendra
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