LAST EDITED ON 11-17-06 AT 00:16 AM (EST)

1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what?
A tirade from Karlyn on another Racer's bad manners.

2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us?
They harrangued the ticket agent mercilessly.

3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead?
They should probably whine about how everyone else has an unfair advantage and then screw the Chos over. Oh, wait...

4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café.
Erwin and Godwin, message from me: "Pick up the pace! You might be competitive with each other but you're not competitive with anyone else! Do better!"

5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers?
I'm too stupid to think of an answer.

6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped?
I'm sure they'll harangue him mercilessly for not stepping aside earlier.

7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before?
Yes. I bet he does it all the time, in exactly that way. But she's never said anything before judging by the look on his face.

8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves?
As pretty as they all are, I find the thought of any of them making out icky.

9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine?
He was getting out all the frustration of being lost twice this leg without Kimberly insisting that he calm down.

10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel?
Tyler and James: Cheech Marin
Lyn and Karlyn: *insert name of famous obstetrician here*
Erwin and Godwin: *insert name of famous doormat here*

Merci, Cygue!
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LAST EDITED ON 11-15-06 AT 08:04 PM (EST)

Usual disclaimer -- I post pre-reading so anything that is duplicated is the fault of a break in the universal space-time continuum.

1. The flight from Antananarivo to Johannesburg to Addis Ababa to Frankfurt to Helsinki was as long as, or longer than, what? Can you use the phrase ‘longer than’ in a PG13 forum? -- But seriously folks, any time we have to wait for a really good Hawkeye 10 list -- that’s a lot longer than that flight.

2. What else did Lyn and Karlyn do to get on board that flight at the last minute that the producers didn’t show us? They promised to share their secret formula for lip gloss/tooth brightener/oobie enhancer.

3. Bama was upset at the Barbies using their “boobs” to get ahead. What should Bama (who already tried oobies) start using to get ahead? Told yet another tear-wrenching tale of the trials and tribulations of child birth.

4. Select one or more teams and describe what computer messages they should have gotten in the café. Bama: “Dear Mommies, it has been really hard staying at home without you. We miss you sooooo much. Did you tell your friends about our birth? Was it really tough? Is there anything harder in life? Please tell us the story again…

5. At what other time before the Race did being polite suck for the Cho brothers? Well, there was that time back home when they let some pretty girls go ahead of them in line for some burgers -- oh, wait a minute, that would mean that the Cho brothers actually had contact with girls before -- mybad.

6. How was Bama going to make amends to that Finnish guy whose cab they swiped? They’ll only tell him about the trial-and-tribulations of childbirth three times, instead of their usual six.

7. Did Rob call Kimberly fat? Has he done this before? Of course he did. Isn’t it a requirement for all couples to call each other fat at one time or another?

8. Tyler and Dustin theorized that James and Kandice must have been making out in the mine during the Roadblock. Why didn’t Tyler and Dustin take the opportunity to do that themselves? Easy -- cooties.

9. Why did Rob do so much yelling in the mine? As usual, he was confused. He thought it was a mime and, thinking that he couldn’t talk he also had to be yelled at -- isn’t that the universal cure for non-communication?

10. Although Tyler and James made a reference to Spiderman during the tower rappel at Olympic Stadium, it seemed more to resemble a Batman and Robin building climb in reverse. For T/J and each of the teams who have yet to go, whose head or heads should pop out a window as they rappel? Jerry Lewis will pop out for everyone. Jerry is the King of Comedy, you know.
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