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leenga 34 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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06-28-07, 12:22 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
>Personally, I will be very sad >if Buck Starr has given >up. He's a tradition >now and who knows, maybe >someday he'll actually be funny. > > > > i've heard he is a plant http://www.cringehumor.net/columns/062604_lcs2.htm
Read & Mark apparently also love creating characters for the "reality" show. Do you all remember the hideous Buck Star? He was the tool who went to every city of the regional tryouts whom Read & Mark ripped apart before he was able to finish his first joke. From what I hear, Buck Star is actually a Production Assistant that NBC used to film remotes. That's right! Buck didn't travel all over the country to try out, he was on the payroll doing his job! NBC wanted to create a William Hung type of character (the Dat Phan of American Idol) and decided Buck would be the perfect candidate. They gave Buck a bullshit angle with his father, a joke from Rich Vos, and when he was finally given stage time all he talked about was stalking Read & Mark. Also, check out this article that explains how NBC hired wacky actors to try out in the LA regionals: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04074/284877.stm
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:14 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: So call it a spoiler thread..." |
Another good line emerged with 'quality medical care', but I'm not getting that 'must spend twenty minutes dialing' vibe yet.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:12 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
Weird -- about half an hour in and we're already most of the way through the Manhattan auditions? Either we don't have a lot of people moving on from this stop (and the LCS passes were never balanced by site), we've got a lot of places left to go, or the rumors of spending three or four episodes immersed in pitiful were false. Cross your fingers on Option #3...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
Okay, Ari Barker is funny. He may not be the funniest, but if he doesn't move on, it'll be because -- because -- do we have any NBC executives in the house? Really? Are you sure? Because the flaming auras of pure evil are generally easy to spot.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:25 PM (EST)
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10. "Next up: Canada!" |
Somewhere in Hollywood, Mark Burnett files a purely preemptive lawsuit.
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-13-07, 10:10 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
Gerry was one of my favorites from last seasons audition rounds, so I'm glad he tore it up this time.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:57 PM (EST)
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16. "???" |
I don't know... have any of you ever been that happy to see a man in a bad gorilla mask?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 09:58 PM (EST)
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17. "Echoes..." |
I'm pretty sure DeAnne just did every single evolution/ID argument we've ever had on the board in less than sixty seconds.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 10:09 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
Ugh. I do not understand why Silverback made it through. Given a free choice, I would have put him back and taken either Richard or the quasi-genius who came up with '"So what brings you to Canada?' 'I hate him!'" And only three slots for this stop? If we're looking at forty again, then Canada is being very unrepresented -- and now we're heading back to the States...
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06-13-07, 10:11 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
I didn't like Silverback at all. I don't find him funny. I thought Richard was hilarious...COOKIES!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-07, 11:13 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-13-07 AT 11:23 PM (EST)If I may? The one who did the "What brings you to Canada?/I hate him!" is Trevor Boris. He and Debra DiGiovanni are on a MuchMusic (our MTV) show called "Video on Trial", where a video is played and a panel makes snarky comments. Debra and Trevor are 2 of my favourites. I didn't think she was at her best in front of the audience either. She seemed nervous. ETA: Ha! http://www.muchmusic.com/tv/videoontrial I really liked Richard too. And the ADD guy. That was too funny. I am embarrassed that my country is being represented by a guy in an ape mask. At least if he had been funny, it might not have been so bad. Shoot me now.
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MKitty 2975 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-18-07, 02:39 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-18-07 AT 02:44 PM (EST)I agree! I LOVED Richard..he was freakin' hilarious. The ape guy..just kind of weird. And, I recall that Deb woman from a Plastic Surgery show as one of the sarcastic commentators Wah...I wanted Richard...his cookies skit was hilarious (as was his riff on boxing with the prize being a belt and a purse) These judges are obviously demented...  *pouncing courtesy of Tribe*
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06-14-07, 10:58 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
I wanted Richard to make it through. The gorilla mask guy just made me curious what he looks like underneath the mask. If he is picked will he sleep in the mask? Is he someone we would recognize if he took it off?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-07, 02:14 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Season premiere to air 6/13 (9:00 p.m. EDT)" |
And yet, they haven't figured out how to rig the editing to make their rejectees look bad...
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