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badfatty 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 08-12-06, 10:17 PM (EST) "Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" What are your favorite jokes from all/any of the comics this season? They always make me laugh, but some of their jokes really stick with me, and I have some favorites. One is of Roz when she talked about being afraid to marry a white man because if he wants out of the marriage he won't get a divorce--instead "he'll kill your #####, then call and report you missing." Then there's Ty's stuff about people whose cell phones get cut off for non-payment, that the recording needs to say, "apparently the person you are trying to reach cannot handle responsibility."   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from t... Colonel Zoidberg 08-14-06 1    RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from t... Jadens Mommy 08-14-06 2        RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from t... badfatty 08-14-06 3            RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from t... Jenoc99 08-14-06 4  RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from t... susang 08-16-06 5

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-14-06, 11:15 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" For me, I still laugh at Josh talking to the judges early in the season. They asked why he wanted to go into comedy, and he responded, "What else was I going to do, become a traffic cop?" and then he starts making some odd, cop-like gestures. The guy never turns off the funny. Granted, he coasted at the end a bit, but after joking about being mistaken for Animal from the Muppets (or Sesame Street, whatever) he earned it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jadens Mommy 333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 08-14-06, 02:39 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" I'll never forget when Porter was making fun of the religous people who dance with snakes. I think the joke was something like asking God for something and the snake bites the person three times in the head...in other words, NO! It was the physical aspect that made this joke as funny as it was.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

badfatty 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 08-14-06, 07:17 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" I also liked when Porter said, "like someone's daughter died and their gonna give her ashes to some dude" referring to the guy on the boat trying to spook them.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jenoc99 102 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 08-14-06, 09:11 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" I thought it was funny when Michelle was talking about being in NY and seeing cops riding around on their bikes- its so NOT intimidating- what is the officer going to say, 'get on the handle bars, I'm taking you downtown' or 'put on your helmet on get on the back, your are under arrest,' 'chinnngg chinnngg from his bell on the bike.'   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

susang 429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 08-16-06, 01:03 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Favorite/memorable jokes from this season" I liked this one by Roz, re: job interviews. "Why should we hire you? Cause I'm broke and need the damn money!"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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