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"The Big Twist"
SurvivinDawg 6816 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-03, 09:28 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The Big Twist" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 09:35 AM (EST)It might turn out to be nothing. It might be that "wedding" that is supposedly staged. It might be that, in reality, Zora is rich. It might be that Zora (being psychic) already knows the truth about Evan. But it could also turn down another path. They might actually admit this whole freakin' show was staged and everyone knew. You see, I am wondering what is going to take TWO hours to accomplish in this finale. Hell, they didn't even have final dates, just a walk in the park to stage a re-crap episode. So this twist is going to be something that allows expansion into two hours. Or else this is going to be an incredibly boring two hours. Last, why Zora has been brought this far is beyond me (Disney notwithstanding), so I think it was scripted for her to be here at the end. To that end, it is likely that Zora is part of, or heavily involved with, the twist. 
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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SurvivorOverlord 1351 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-11-03, 10:03 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Big Twist" |
I'm with you DAWG...don't know WTF is going to take 2 hours to do next week, unless they really spend alot of time on the reactions of the 18 DAWS that got dumped.As far as the twist goes....the Chubby Checker idea is funny....but I actually heard a rumor on a Houston radio station that said the reason Evan was on a bulldozer was that he OWNED a big construction company! And did you notice they have an aftermath show planned where they say they will update us on how Evan is getting along since the show....kinda weird. Plus, maybe I missed it before, but I don't remember anything said in any other episode about a twist....does anybody else??? The way Paul did it last night saying "I have refused to comment before about a supposed twist, but I will say now that there is a big one"......seemed like that part may have been shot much later, after the show started airing and people like us started talking about a twist....thoughts?? "It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy
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dajaki 1453 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-11-03, 01:37 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: The Big Twist" |
I never considered that he might own a construction company. It wouldn't be unusual for a CEO/president/founder to pay himself a small salary (some CEOs have reported earnings of $1 a year), and pay the company a large salary. The company can own the house in Dana Point and Evan can take advantage of tax loopholes. Any CPAs out there to comment on this?
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ekr 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-15-03, 03:03 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: The Big Twist" |
I know that this is done quite often, but is Evan really that smart?
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-03, 10:29 AM (EST)
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17. "Evan Owning the Construction Company" |
I also considered this theory too. I used to work for a blood-sucking scumbag who paid himself a modest salary (and me) and then purchased a lot of things that the business owned. I even tried to do a little research to find out Evan's status in the construction world but didn't really come up with anything. But that certainly would be a good explanation for his $19k income.
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frisky 11684 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-03, 10:31 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Big Twist" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 10:34 AM (EST)Some possibilities: Evan is really a pile of dirt from one of his construction sites and he's gonna disintegrate next Monday night. Evan finds out that he and Snuffleuppagus were switched at birth and he is the rightful heir to the Sesame Street fortune. Lurch and Cousin It make a guest appearance, and both fall in love with Evan. But more likely... Evan tells both Snora and Sarah-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah that he is poor, then tells both of them that if they will still accept him for who he is, excuse me for a sec ... BLOOEAAAaeeeghhaahhgg {wipes off chin} uh, if they indeed like him for who he is, then they should show up at that purdy candle-lit room at midnight. Whoever shows up, wins Evan. If both show up, then Evan gets to choose. There seemed to be a suspenseful shot of the entrance to that room in the preview, as if even Evan didn't know who was going to come through the door. Then, one of the ho's takes the bait, Evan announces that he is the world richest dumb guy, and they all live happily ever after. Edited to fix grammaticalness.
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thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-11-03, 11:50 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: The Big Twist" |
Okay, I cannot take credit for these ideas as I heard them on the radio but a few scenarios would include:1. Evan really owns the construction company he works for. (whatever.boring) 2. Evan is going to tell the girls that he is not a millionaire, wait for their reactions and then Fox is going to step in and give Evan a million so he will be, in fact, a millionaire and then watch the girls backpeddle. 3. They are going to give a million to the chosen girl and then make her choose whether she keeps the million or Evan. Well, that's no brainer. I think there was one more but I am distracted by something called work...will add another post when I think of it.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-03, 12:00 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: The Big Twist" |
Well the way they show Evan in the candlelit room waiting next week we can assume he doesn't know if the girl will accept him without money. But it might be that we are shown the reactions of the 2 women when he tells them the truth. But we don't get to see which woman he picks after he tells them. Then we have to wait with Evan to see who the woman is that might show up. Evan is left wondering if she will show up and we are wondering who the "she" is. And if she shows up they are given money or told Evan is really rich. The winner should be rewarded if she will take Evan even without the millions. If she doesn't accept him without the money she will be told that she lost the chance for money afterall.
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Swami 5883 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-11-03, 12:13 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: The Big Twist Revealed!" |
Evan tells both girls the "truth". Sarah freaks, Zora doesn't. Evan gives Zora time to 'think about it' and tells her to show up in the grand ballroom if she is still interested in him. Zora shows, 'cause it was never about the money for her.Now Princess Zora kisses the enchanted frog Evan. Fox, in the form of Alex steps in and gives him a check for $1 million making him the real deal Joe "Millionaire". It's just like a Fairy Tale come true! So of course they have a Ball, and a 'practise' 'pretend' or 'just for fun' fake wedding. Oh yeah--the twist is that Heidi was knocked up by Paul when she was doing every thing she could to be chosen. She is suing Fox and Paul for $50 million. Swami
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SurvivorOverlord 1351 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-11-03, 12:40 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: The Big Twist Revealed!" |
Oh yeah--the twist is that Heidi was knocked up by Paul when she was doing every thing she could to be chosen. She is suing Fox and Paul for $50 million.Now that is fvcking funny!!!! LMAO!!!! I really am leaning towards the scenario where he confesses to both girls..and asks them to join in the Ballroom at midnight if they still want to have a relationship...if both show he picks one.......then we find out either:
1)He really is filthy rich but wanted a way to find a woman that would love him for the clumsy doufas that he is 2)Fox give him the "big check for a mil" But I would rather see all 20 hoes....just beat the living crap out of him...now that would be reality tv!! "It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy
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SurvivorOverlord 1351 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-11-03, 02:32 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Sick Sense" |
The "big twist" will be that Evan's really dead, and only Zora can really see him cuz she's "psychic". Notice how he's always wearing the same clothes and everyone else looks at him like he's not really theretoo funny Fester!!!!! I see dead People!!! LMFAO
Cripes, why am I watching this damn show? cause Fox learned a long time ago that unless it is Football season, there is nothing else worth watching on Monday night...if I am not mistaken I think Temptation Island was on Monday's too! I could be mistaken...damn sure wouldn't be the first time...or the last "It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy
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Swami 5883 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-13-03, 11:36 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: The Big Twist" |
Femme, that's the best & funniest idea yet! It totally turns the tables & qualifies as real twister of a twist! (wishes I had thought of it)I wondered how Sarah & Joe managed to "slip" away from their cameraman. Remember--there was no footage, not even long distance, blurry footage. Fox just let them go when they could have scored hot footage, and I don't think Fox would be squeemish about filming the hot stuff. All we really heard was Sarah's fakey moans, groans, slurps & gulps. Could have been studio-added anytime. I would love the joke to be on us and Joe. (Wonders how long it will take dim-witted Joe to understand the twist's explanation) Swami
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