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"I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)"
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"I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-03 AT 07:50 AM (EST)This is the funniest, most caustically sarcastic show that I've seen on TV in a long time! I was absolutely loving it last night (Jan 27th). First was the slurpee incident, worthy of its own thresd on this board. But I was laughing hard at Zora's "Disney movie" date, showing all the animals in the forest and Zora petting the horses. Just they way they presented that had me rolling. Then watching the other cats, er... girls crashing the jaccuzi party, and Zora leaving in frustration, was just sooo this show, if you know what I mean. Poor Melissa. She was sooo screwed over on her date. Ladies, allow me to reassure you that if and when I cook dinner for you, it will be far better than that trash that Evan cooked! I'm really surprised that Melissa hasn't figured Evan out yet. And MoJo, with her family pictures and check to herself... that's the strategy, pressure Evan with hints of family and money! Worked perfectly too, n'est pas? This is truly more fun than we DAWs should be allowed to have...   
...ALL the fun and excitement...
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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01-28-03, 09:13 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
OK, the disney stuff was too funny. The girls coming home was too funny. Smile girl is becoming a gigantic princess, My opinion of her is dropping faster than the DOW. MoJo is crazy, she must be out of her mind. How desperate was that puzzle thing. And it work sooooooo well did it not. Yeah thats the way to do it. Talk about commitment and family, etc. However crazy her strategy was, I don't think she is a bad person at all. In fact, I may like her as a person more than some of the others.Did anyone else get the following impressions last night: 1) Fox has re-edited/edited the show based upon what the talk around the country/online talk. I mean, we have chatted up the disney crap and the cheesyness of it all, then bam we get that disney stuff last night. 2) Paul has something to do with the girls coming home early? I seems strange they just show up unexpected? Would Paul not have know, via the camera crew/staff with the girls that they were on their way back? I am convinced he had a hand in that. 3) Mellisa "Smiley" is really a giant Princess, High Maintence, Biotch, IMO. Tell me if I am wrong. But between her performance on the date, and that horrible purple velour top she was wearing at the end, I was like ewwwwwww, dump that one. Anyone else agree, think I am crazy? You would not be the first. 
It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.
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01-28-03, 10:51 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
Impressions:1) Fox has re-edited/edited the show based upon what the talk around the country/online talk. I mean, we have chatted up the disney crap and the cheesyness of it all, then bam we get that disney stuff last night. Agreed, but only to a point. I think a lot of that they already had planned... they had to take the animal shots at the time (or at some time, and I don't think a few days is enough time), so they were already planning something. 2) Paul has something to do with the girls coming home early? I seems strange they just show up unexpected? Would Paul not have know, via the camera crew/staff with the girls that they were on their way back? I am convinced he had a hand in that. It absolutely was staged. Of course, it's been my contention that just about this whole show is staged. And plenty of available alcohol is helping a lot. 3) Mellisa "Smiley" is really a giant Princess, High Maintence, Biotch, IMO. Tell me if I am wrong. But between her performance on the date, and that horrible purple velour top she was wearing at the end, I was like ewwwwwww, dump that one. Agree again, to a point. That purple top did NOT go well with rubies, and I thought for a second she'd be eliminated because of that. I do think Melissa is being edited as a princess, and they really screwed her over on the home-cooking date, probably to heighten that image. In fact, if this wasn't a TV show, I'm sure she'd have let Evan know what she thought of that whole date... but it's a TV show, so she grins and bears it... As to you being crazy? Not for these things, but for other things I couldn't say.  (just kidding!)
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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01-28-03, 09:14 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
Funny Funny Funny!
I think little bucktoothed Melissa showed herself. What a ditz, and more of a Golddigger then we first thought. And Mojo!?? That "gift" killed me. She admitted she made it before she even met Evan. The funniest part is that she just can't imagine that any man doesn't want her. She keeps talking thinking the more he knows about HER, the more he will want HER. LOL! Am I the only one who thinks her glitter eyeshadow is horrible? The hot tub crashing was rude, but very funny. This just gets more entertaining as it goes on. 
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01-28-03, 10:49 AM (EST)
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8. "Wasn't Glitter the Mariah Carey movie?" |
Mojo should leave the glitter behind next time (if she's lucky) that she's on TV. I might find it acceptable every once in a while for club-hopping 19-year-olds, but daily wear is absolutely out of the question! The girl needs a complete overhaul into the 21st century.
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01-28-03, 10:46 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
I love this show. Too bad it can never be done again the same way. But they could always alter it. Maybe have 2 bachelors next time and tell the women one is wealthy and one is poor. But don't tell the women which is which. Then have the 2 men date and pick from the women. The women would be so busy trying to figure out which one is rich it could be hilarious. If they pick the wrong man to stay with they could be throwing away millions.
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01-28-03, 01:41 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
So, tell me Melissa M., what would you do if you had 50 million dollars?Well, Evan, I'd go to a third world country and bathe their children and give them shots. I don't know if others would do that but that's the kind of person I am. You know, a mercenary. Melissa M. - the bathing assasin.
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01-28-03, 02:17 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: I love this show! (Joe Millionaire)" |
For real, Bathing children, then giving shots. So you would end up with clean, immunized children with no food or shelter, LOL. That comment was way over the top. Translation: I would spend the 50 million on myself, buy cars, homes, jewels, clothes, and oh yes, I would sponser one of Sally Struthers Kids. I just can't stand her anymore.
It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.
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01-28-03, 03:00 PM (EST)
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15. "Mercenary Melissa" |
Would somebody please buy her a word-a-day calendar?! The girl needs to learn the definitions of the English language's 3+ syllable words. Melissa, honey, you want to be a philanthropist, not a mercenary. If you didn't drink and smoke so much, I would think you'd want to be a missionary, not a mercenary.
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