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"11 Pearl Necklaces?"
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denise321 16 desperate attention whore postings
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10-28-03, 09:56 AM (EST)
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"11 Pearl Necklaces?"
That's an awful lot, even for a young dude from Texas!
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces? Swami 10-28-03 1
   RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces? ginger 10-28-03 2
       Snicker, snicker, snort. Swami 10-28-03 3
           RE: Snicker, snicker, snort. ginger 10-28-03 4
               RE: Snicker, snicker, snort. motorkitty 10-29-03 5
                   RE: Snicker, snicker, snort. ginger 10-29-03 6
                       Nastier meaning of pearl necklaces.... Guppin1234 10-29-03 8
                       RE: Snicker, snicker, snort. denise321 10-30-03 10
                           Meaning of "pearl necklace" RollDdice 10-30-03 11
                               Either one of you two... Guppin1234 10-30-03 12
                   Do you think David's penis is bi-li... Guppin1234 10-29-03 9
       Shut up and give me some sugar Guppin1234 10-29-03 7

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Swami 5883 desperate attention whore postings
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10-28-03, 10:51 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces?"
He buys them cheaper by the dozen at WalMart. Hurricane got the first one, in a tender love scene that Fox decided not to broadcast.


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10-28-03, 11:43 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces?"
Giggles to that. Can imagine the subtitles if they did broadcast:

JOE: "Hey, Lil Hurricane darlin. Try this on that lovely neck o yers."

HURRICANE: "Whinnie. Snicker. Snort. Naay."

JOE: "Yeah, baby. Run that tongue over those pearls."

HURRICANE: "Slurp. Snicker. Snort."

JOE: "You know, all them ladies are lovely. Specially them Dutch blonde wooden shoe gals. But you're somethin special, baby."

HURRICANE: "Snicker. Naay. Whinnie. Now shut up and give me some sugar."


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10-28-03, 01:26 PM (EST)
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3. "Snicker, snicker, snort."
Yeah, that's the scene. It was that whole "give me some sugar" thing that sent the censors off the deep end. That tape will probably show on eBay soon...


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10-28-03, 03:43 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Hurricane would probably insist the network wrote subtitles that were WAY more salacious than the actual event. But then we all saw the Smoking Gun clips of Ms. Cane in that bondage 'n' bridle fetish film.

Assuming, of course, that Hurricane is actually a female. If not, insert "hung like a horse" joke here.

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10-29-03, 12:45 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Didn't one of the girls (of course I can't remember which one) say "these aren't very good quality pearl necklaces". Didn't they ever hear the expression on't look a gift HORSE in the mouth"??? (oops no pun intended)
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10-29-03, 01:27 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
I keep remembering the rawther nastier meaning of pearl necklaces. But then, I have a dirty mind. And this is Fox television.



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10-29-03, 02:36 PM (EST)
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8. "Nastier meaning of pearl necklaces..."
Actually, I think David has been harvesting the teeth from all of his old horses, polishing them down, and whaalaa - pearl necklace. It's the gift that keeps on livin'.


"Tank you abobbie and asissy."
"and a-one-a and a-two-a"

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10-30-03, 12:28 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
... and, Ginger, that's exactly what I was referring to!!!

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10-30-03, 01:03 PM (EST)
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11. "Meaning of "pearl necklace""
*wink* Right, denise321, that's the meaning you had in mind. Nice cover though.



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10-30-03, 01:08 PM (EST)
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12. "Either one of you two..."
Denise321 (wink) or Roll (snicker, snort) would fit right in (spit, whinny) with Fox.

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10-29-03, 02:39 PM (EST)
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9. "Do you think David's penis is bi-lingula?"
"Don't look a gift HORSE in the mouth"???

Please don't make fun of David's genitalia.
oops... pun intended

Sarcasm is not
a crime!

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10-29-03, 02:29 PM (EST)
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7. "Shut up and give me some sugar"
JOE: "Yeah, baby. Run that tongue over those pearls."

Sounds like a desperate plea for oral sex to me!

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"Shut up and give me some sugar"

Sounds like a Country and Western song.

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