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"11 Pearl Necklaces?"
Posted by denise321 on 10-28-03 at 09:56 AM
That's an awful lot, even for a young dude from Texas!
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"RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces?"
Posted by Swami on 10-28-03 at 10:51 AM
He buys them cheaper by the dozen at WalMart. Hurricane got the first one, in a tender love scene that Fox decided not to broadcast.


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"RE: 11 Pearl Necklaces?"
Posted by ginger on 10-28-03 at 11:43 AM
Giggles to that. Can imagine the subtitles if they did broadcast:

JOE: "Hey, Lil Hurricane darlin. Try this on that lovely neck o yers."

HURRICANE: "Whinnie. Snicker. Snort. Naay."

JOE: "Yeah, baby. Run that tongue over those pearls."

HURRICANE: "Slurp. Snicker. Snort."

JOE: "You know, all them ladies are lovely. Specially them Dutch blonde wooden shoe gals. But you're somethin special, baby."

HURRICANE: "Snicker. Naay. Whinnie. Now shut up and give me some sugar."


"Snicker, snicker, snort."
Posted by Swami on 10-28-03 at 01:26 PM
Yeah, that's the scene. It was that whole "give me some sugar" thing that sent the censors off the deep end. That tape will probably show on eBay soon...


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"RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Posted by ginger on 10-28-03 at 03:43 PM
Hurricane would probably insist the network wrote subtitles that were WAY more salacious than the actual event. But then we all saw the Smoking Gun clips of Ms. Cane in that bondage 'n' bridle fetish film.

Assuming, of course, that Hurricane is actually a female. If not, insert "hung like a horse" joke here.

"RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Posted by motorkitty on 10-29-03 at 12:45 PM
Didn't one of the girls (of course I can't remember which one) say "these aren't very good quality pearl necklaces". Didn't they ever hear the expression on't look a gift HORSE in the mouth"??? (oops no pun intended)
"RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Posted by ginger on 10-29-03 at 01:27 PM
I keep remembering the rawther nastier meaning of pearl necklaces. But then, I have a dirty mind. And this is Fox television.



"Nastier meaning of pearl necklaces..."
Posted by Guppin1234 on 10-29-03 at 02:36 PM
Actually, I think David has been harvesting the teeth from all of his old horses, polishing them down, and whaalaa - pearl necklace. It's the gift that keeps on livin'.


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"RE: Snicker, snicker, snort."
Posted by denise321 on 10-30-03 at 12:28 PM
... and, Ginger, that's exactly what I was referring to!!!

"Meaning of "pearl necklace""
Posted by RollDdice on 10-30-03 at 01:03 PM
*wink* Right, denise321, that's the meaning you had in mind. Nice cover though.



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"Either one of you two..."
Posted by Guppin1234 on 10-30-03 at 01:08 PM
Denise321 (wink) or Roll (snicker, snort) would fit right in (spit, whinny) with Fox.

"Do you think David's penis is bi-lingula?"
Posted by Guppin1234 on 10-29-03 at 02:39 PM
"Don't look a gift HORSE in the mouth"???

Please don't make fun of David's genitalia.
oops... pun intended

Sarcasm is not
a crime!

"Shut up and give me some sugar"
Posted by Guppin1234 on 10-29-03 at 02:29 PM
JOE: "Yeah, baby. Run that tongue over those pearls."

Sounds like a desperate plea for oral sex to me!

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"Shut up and give me some sugar"

Sounds like a Country and Western song.

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