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"AI 10 Premiere ECST"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 08:06 PM (EST)
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1. "Before the pain starts..." |
The restiartei you say. Multiple AI personnel appeared at the Television Critics Association conference and immediately went on the offensive against every other singing talent show in current existence. They wanted everyone to know that Idol has found more stars than either of the others. (Ten times the duration will do that. But of course, no one brought that up.) They felt that The Voice relied on recycled professionals and wasn't even remotely about finding true amateurs. (Idol has had enough plants to reforest the Amazon. But no one brought that up either.) And they are good and pure and honest and true and will never ever have a contestant be openly gay while on the show, or they will shoot hir. (They're always happy to bring that up.) Or in other words, they're fading, they're scared, their talent pool got thinned out by the other two shows, and they don't know if the X-Factor ratings crash is contagious. Welcome to the Season Of Desperation. Steven may have to set someone on fire. Or at least fall down in the shower. Again. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Two notes: Grantland will be running regular non-PG13 Idol columns during the season. Here's the fairly nasty (and accurate) first. http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/41323/five-questions-on-american-idol-season-preview-edition And while we're here, I'd like everyone to meet the holder of Dead Freaking Last in the My Coke Rewards popularity lists. Of roughly three hundred rewards, instant win games, sweepstakes, and other modes of trying to get your points out of your account, this is the one with the fewest redemptions. In fact, it's behind items which have been sold out for months and not seen any activity since roughly mid-autumn. http://tinyurl.com/6wx5tzq Wonder why. By the way, that's two hundred and nine bottles of soda.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:11 PM (EST)
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6. "David Leathers" |
Mr Steal your Girl, he's 17?From NC, in a contest with Scotty a couple of years ago. After his choice they asked him to sing MJ. Three yeses.
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zombiebaby 7355 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:11 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: AI 10 Premiere ECST" |
Well that kid was good. I'm done. See y'all at the finale!
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:15 PM (EST)
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9. "Coward!" |
Get back here and take your prescripted punches with the rest of us! Nigel didn't go to all the trouble of finding screeching hyenas just for laughs!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:18 PM (EST)
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10. "Gaby Carruba" |
16 year old. She is a champion tap dancer.Montage of Steven Tyler face. She wants to hug Nigel? And we get Steven Tyler face. Yes, Yes Yes, and off to Hollywood.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:23 PM (EST)
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14. "Jessica Whitely" |
Will the good run continue? *twitch*If it wasn't so affected it might be tolerable...or maybe not with that ending. *crickets* awful, really shouting, this is not your vibe, groove. See you in Texas then?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:25 PM (EST)
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16. "This looks familiar." |
She's Becky Star, and welcome to the Becky Star show?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:32 PM (EST)
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17. "People gunning for Ryan's Job Montage" |
Sean takes it to the next level.This, This, This, This This is getting old. Oh Girl.... His better as an impressionist. Cue...Had a bad day.
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-18-12, 10:11 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Shannon 6 feet tall" |
Well, I like her. But we know what happens to the children of Cardinals players ... cue Nikko Smith.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:41 PM (EST)
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21. "Look like an Angel Montage" |
But the demons have repossessed your vocal chords.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 09:57 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Good Ol' Country boys" |
Hard to take hostages when you fill up all the available space with hissiness.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:06 PM (EST)
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29. "4 pm" |
Schyler DixonColton's sister. Judges want him to audition. Let the sister sing first. He is singing a David Cook song. They are sending them both to Hollywood.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:12 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Don't buy it" |
I refuse to believe Nigel would ever let anyone sing if they weren't already under contract, and last year's signing shouldn't still be in effect. Is he looking for a story answer to Melanie's not-callback?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:14 PM (EST)
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34. "I fall To Pieces" |
Business of spreading joy?Lauren Mink. Working with adults with disabilities, which is not where I thought they were going with it. Goosies, *blarf* All yes, she is going to Hollywood.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:23 PM (EST)
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36. "Day Two" |
Randy Tardy for the Party.Finally time. Mawena Cujo. From Togo. Ryan says that doesn't seem convenient. The example of his range does not give me hope. Singing Rascal Flatts, for a very low value of 'singing' They made him leave Togo didn't they. Randy wants him to come back for people who will prove Randy Rong.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:25 PM (EST)
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37. "The humiliation has been doubled!" |
And now they have him touring the streets looking for those people, singing for them in the quest to find someone who will support him. If you punched the bottom out of a Big Gulp and held it out the window of a car going about 120 mph into a crosswind, you'd get a rough approximation of his voice. Only it would sound better. *listens* If he walks long enough to find a herd of buffalo, he's going to start another war. I'll start baking apple pies.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:39 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: From Appomattox" |
How do you think he feels about living in a tent?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:41 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Pec Pop of Love?" |
I told you not to flip over to MTV during the breaks.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:39 PM (EST)
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43. "Women who love Steven: coming up." |
Those last two words describe the current status of my dinner.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-12, 10:52 PM (EST)
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53. "New Stand Outs Montage" |
Almost time for the last sob story of the evening....
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Tummy 3542 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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01-19-12, 11:21 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: AI 10 Premiere ECST" |
The local Fox had an update on locals Alaina Whitaker and Matt Brietzke. Alaina is going to nursing school and getting married next year. Matt was actually in renal failure while in Hollywood and is working while waiting for a kidney transplant. Both say trying out for Idol was one of the best things they've ever done.
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