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"AI 10 Top 6 Performance ECST"
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"AI 10 Top 6 Performance ECST" |
Please keep all discussion of tonight's songs, single or duets, either sung or written by Carole King on this thread until the West Coast feels the earth move under their feet.Programming note, thunderstorms (as I post this a tornado was seen on the Doppler radar) in the area so I can't promise I will be allowed to watch network TV tonight. Waiting for the day we get a 24/7 weather channel on cable, second channels for the broadcast networks I can get on antenna that they use just for 24/7 news or a local cable 24/7 news station to warn us about weather. If only they could text warnings to my phone or invent radios that pick up warnings from the National Weather Service, or loud sirens they could put up that could alert people of danger. One day there will be something other than complete suspension of prime time to warn people. Maybe even a banner on the bottom of the screen that has information and a radar picture. One day. Maybe in the future we will be able to find out about storms on our own, maybe even on the internet at 450 different dedicated weather sites. I don't know why the meteorologists work so hard to make sure no one knows when the weather will be dangerous and the only salvation is the local network news peeps. Only they care enough to save lives and if it weren't for them no one could ever know what the weather is. I mean it isn't like people can look out the window and see danger coming their way.
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04-27-11, 06:44 PM (EST)
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1. "Recent Tweets." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-11 AT 06:58 PM (EST)JLuskAI10 Jacob Lusk
Thank you all for your support! Tonight is the night....WE CAN DO THIS!!!! JDurbinAI10 James Durbin
As always, im excited about tonight! Tonights about soliciting new fans. I hope you, your mom, dad, & grandparents enjoy this!  CAbramsAI10 Casey Abrams
Twinkie shake! @HReinhartAI10 tweeted pic link LAlainaAI10 Lauren Alaina
Just left england with everyone (: had a blast! SMcCreeryAI10 Scotty McCreery
Just left England with the crew! Had a good time at Brit Week with @dizzyfeet
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04-27-11, 07:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Recent Tweets." |
I've seen worse desserts...  For example, did you know that as part of their bacon special they were running, Denny's had a sundae/dessert that included bacon?
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04-27-11, 07:09 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Recent Tweets." |
Thanks for bringing that up. I'd just about erased that information from my brain.
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04-27-11, 07:05 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Recent Tweets." |
It means Casey just lost two million frau votes.
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04-27-11, 06:45 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: AI 10 Top 6 Performance ECST" |
The ability to recognize the truth while it's in the middle of happening to you is becoming desperately rare.Tonight's good news: one song per contestant. Tonight's expected news: which means lots of filler. Tomorrow's potential horror show: Jennifer trots out another recorded performance which will be forced upon as 'live'. The current weather forecast predicts we may be able to make out as many as three words. (Two if they're long.)
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04-27-11, 07:43 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: AI 10 Top 6 Performance ECST" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-11 AT 07:57 PM (EST)Poor Fox guys, looks like we may get a break and right now they are depressed to be going to the network feed of idol at 8 pm, but things may look up and they'll get to repeat themselves endlessly for the next several hours. ETA: They actually are admitting they have a second digital channel that they can use to stay all weather since the cells are leaving them high and dry. They seem so surprised and even tried to figure out what cable channel it is on. *boggle* I'm sure CBS will find a way to stay off the air.
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04-27-11, 08:02 PM (EST)
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10. "That's odd." |
I have this sudden desire to stuff Jacob into a locker.
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04-27-11, 08:11 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-11 AT 08:12 PM (EST)Who styled him this week? Urkel?? Is this his audition for the Boy's School Choir on Glee. That is what the moves remind me of. S. About time you shook your tail feathers. Beautiful. When you strut that is the magic J. Tricky song. Had a little bit spaces where not perfect, you bringing that performance and killed it. R. Couple spots sharp, you brought yourself back and you sang, the scatting was incredible. You are a great singer. Ryan fixes his tie for him. He's so macho and straight when he does that.
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04-27-11, 08:12 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
I thought Pee Wee Herman was his stylist, but Urkel works for me, too. I didn't like the song or the way he sang it.
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04-27-11, 08:12 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Dear gawds. I think that may be the ugliest suit in the history of the show Internet humanity universe. And he's trying to make it move across his body in unnatural ways. Dancing like he's stereotypically white. And nerdy. And named Elaine. Randy is praising him. There is no script that can make that into a sensible action. The judges are being paid to praise everything that pierces their eardrums and the money forms a protective barrier against reality. The suit has scroll lines. It's moving up and down on the screen. It wants us all to change the channel. We already heard the last of the show's credibility being flushed down the toilet. Now the toilet has managed to flush itself. How does that even work? ...I so wish I drank.
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04-27-11, 08:17 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
One of the only possible explanations for that suit is Jacob wanting himself gone. (The color-blind theory went out the window a few weeks back.)
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04-27-11, 08:16 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Thanks for the reminder, picked up some beer, should some in the fridge.
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04-27-11, 11:24 PM (EST)
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105. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Hated it.Dear God, Since Jacob credits you with his talent, please do him a favor (and us) and get him the f**k outta here! 
It's a Tribe!
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LAST EDITED ON 04-27-11 AT 11:27 PM (EST)Jacob comes on stage with yellow shoes, yellow shirt, blue vest, purple tie, black/grey & white coat and blue jeans, and you have to wonder whether wardrobe took it a little bit too far when they were told to add some color to this guy's outfit. As far as the performance went, it was rather lively but with all the background music and chorals, he didn't have the opportunity to show off his solo voice much in this piece. As a whole, outfit included, it didn't really work for me, and I share Randy's cautious (possibly futile) hope that Jacob is going to get the votes. This isn't the performance that will get Jacob out of the basement.
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04-27-11, 08:14 PM (EST)
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19. "I think we're alone now." |
People may have survived that, but their fingers aren't going to be operational until Friday.
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04-27-11, 08:23 PM (EST)
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27. "Autotune density collapse." |
Sadly, the black hole created by having Miley and Lauren in the same room did not take out TMOD. But then, what can? So Wardrobe is finally starting to figure her out -- which means the makeup & hair division just lost it. Apparently full-body competence is not permitted on this show. And everyone keeps overlooking the earrings, which is becoming really difficult to do. I should probably pay attention to the song now -- *zzzzzz* -- oh, the judges are spouting praise. They get paid for that, y'know. And nothing else. So. When does that NBC rerun start again?
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04-27-11, 09:52 PM (EST)
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99. "RE: Autotune density collapse." |
Yes. I would rather watch The Voice. I enjoyed their mentors more than these judges. I am bored with the cheerleading that all these judges do.
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04-27-11, 08:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
What are those things hanging from her ears. Who is that guy she just plucked out of the audience and sat on stage? J. I'm so proud of you. I felt you pushing and those barriers are hard to break. We want you to be better you only take the negative in sometimes. I heard your voice crack, she's pushing. R. Sometimes she came out with a little extra swagger. 6 of you left, time to throw down the gauntlet. Safe and boring, but you came with a vengeance and made it into something more. Need to do it for you. We are looking for someone ready to win and go hard for it. S. I saw you shine when your voice broke that is when you shine. Don't let it in there, keep breaking like that it shows the character in your voice. Ryan brings the guy on stage, explains jail bait to him.
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04-27-11, 08:25 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: One more question..." |
The International Lying Svck-Up League likes to recognize the top tier.
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04-27-11, 08:26 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Where are my hot plate trivets?" |
I was worried they were something she took from her first lady bits check up as a souvenir.
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04-27-11, 08:29 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Where are my hot plate trivets?" |
I'm really glad I didn't have anything to drink while I read your response. Or I'd be spraying it on my monitor. *snort*
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04-27-11, 08:50 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: Duet 1: Hayley and Casey" |
Reminds me of that credit card commercial with the bumbling Vikings using up their rewards flight miles.
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04-27-11, 08:36 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Duet 1: Hayley and Casey" |
I agree that they would do MUCH better as a duet team instead of solo careers. I thought it was hilarious that Steven put Casey on the spot about how much he loved Haley.
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04-27-11, 09:58 PM (EST)
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100. "RE: Duet 1: Hayley and Casey" |
I liked Haley's half of the song. Casey ruined it for me.
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04-27-11, 08:43 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
Sitting on the stairs, added to the stage for him to sit on, not the usual stairs.How is it he can turn anything into a stalking song? Has strings for the instrumentals. R. Yo. Alright. So Scotty. Dude you know what was really cool. Turn the other cheek. The beginning was flawless, buttery tenor. I've never heard you sing in that tone, didn't know you had that range. Don't fall off the high notes so rough. Other than that flaw it was flawless, in it to win it. S. You were at the top of your register, if you listen to all the comments, find that song that shows all of you off. Front was beautiful. J. When we hear you sing a song like that, we can't let you get away with what you did last week. Reaching for the higher register, great to see you doing that. The strength is in the story telling. Told that story beautifully.
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04-27-11, 08:45 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
OMH! On the stairs, Ryan gets him to stare into the camera. He's such a lttle card! HE'S ADORABLE.
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04-27-11, 08:47 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
Considering the song and lyrics, a fine (and even a privileged) arrangement for Scotty. He does well in this setting, taming down his expressions compared to previous weeks and is vocally good as ever except for the high note sustains (which it's clear he's experimenting with). This was another side to Scotty well worth watching and listening to. Thumbs up.
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04-27-11, 08:50 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: James Durbin" |
I'm glad you mentioned Ryan's douchbaggery moment. I certainly wasn't going to let that one slip by unnoticed.
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04-27-11, 08:56 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: James Durbin" |
Playing Guitar. Plays one chord then goes A Capella for the first verse.Did he blow out the microphone on that last scream, weird glitch in the audio. J Lo was rocking out and clapping a lot at the end. S. Do you hear that. Carole King wrote so many, had me sold at the beginning. You broke into the rock part, took awhile to like. First song he made out to a girl with. J. I thought it was magical.I have to say you have me moving for the first time. The star of the night. I have to say James has a strong week every week. Consistency will win it. R. Who is in it to win it. You turned the other cheek. You proved you are a great singer. One of the performances of the last couple of months. He might win the whole thing. Ryan makes James and Randy hug.
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04-27-11, 08:57 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: James Durbin" |
I thought he did well, but did he really deserve the tongue bath from the judges? Really?
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04-27-11, 09:00 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: James Durbin" |
My guess is the sound man slid the mike's audio volume down by half just to keep the building's windows intact.
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04-28-11, 11:30 AM (EST)
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123. "RE: James Durbin" |
Just when I think I've figured you out..... ;)
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04-27-11, 08:58 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: James Durbin" |
Masterful performance by James with this song. Touching solo vocal intro to start with, picking up into a rock song playing the electric guitar. Although he was barely moving in rhythm at the mike, softly switching between a few chords, his voice and performance had a hidden, yet quite visible and audible, intensity to it. At this point, I'd say he would be the favorite to win this season, given his versatility and intensity.
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04-27-11, 08:52 PM (EST)
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57. "I finally figured it out." |
Lauren stole James' ear glow covers.
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04-27-11, 09:04 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Duet 2. Lauren and Scotty" |
That was cute. And you know Scotty was clearly not interested in Lauren. LOL.
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04-27-11, 09:08 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Duet 2. Lauren and Scotty" |
Yeah, you can imagine these two up on the roof, too. Unlike the previous growling bear duet, these two had more chemistry and vocal harmony. Even so, there were several notes where it seemed one or the other was a note sharp or flat, even if they weren't, given their vocal tones and preferred octaves. With some practice, these two could make a fine country-style duet. Provisional thumbs up.
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04-27-11, 09:14 PM (EST)
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70. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Plays some piano with the piano player then gets up and wanders with the other musicians.Jazzy arrangement, no shock there. R. Great Carol King Song, like it was written for you. Like the Casey Show and Review. I'll see something different and entertaining. S. Found your niche. Really work the stage well. Best mother loving show. Made my scalp itch it was so good. J. In your element with the musicians. The whole thing worked. Like to see you loosen up in your body a little bit.
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04-28-11, 11:23 AM (EST)
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119. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
I have the BST album with this on it. I know the song well.Casey was fun to watch, but if you just listened, not so good. Someone wrote on another board that he did not use his real voice on this one...maybe that's what I was hearing. So entertaining, yes. Idol winner-ish, no. I could hear Simon giving a critique--like: "this isn't Jazz Idol, it's American Idol. Something you would see in a smokey jazz lounge, lounge act-ish. " Paula would hit him right about now. Randy would then do one of his "for me, for me, for me, I could get into it. But I see what Simon is saying, man".
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04-27-11, 09:14 PM (EST)
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71. "Continuing tonight's theme." |
Presenting the initial release from Casey's debut album: Songs To Struggle On The Toilet By.
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04-27-11, 09:16 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Continuing tonight's theme." |
And I can clearly see Ryan chiming in, "Brought to you by Ex-Lax!"
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04-27-11, 09:18 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
I think someone snuck into Haley's room and stole her growlie. Shame on you Casey. Find your own niche.
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04-27-11, 09:18 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Perfect song choice and an interesting arrangement for Casey in showcasing his growling voice and stage presence. He seemed a bit tight, perhaps a little too intense, where a more relaxed demeanor may have made it better yet. Like Randy, I dig how Casey can bring something new and different with each performance. Vocally, he doesn't compare to some of the other guys in style and range, but after the first bar, in a good way, you know it's Casey. Thumbs up, but he's got a big challenge ahead to overcome the likes of the energetic James and charismatic Scotty in votes.
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04-27-11, 09:28 PM (EST)
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87. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
Moo-utiful! Hayley does the usual vocal gymnastics in a fast pace with enough background music and choruses to get away with the slides and fades in her notes. No growls tonight, but we'll see if we hear any during tomorrow night's results show. Although we can give Hayley credit for improving over the last several weeks, abandoning some of her karaoke moves, she's clearly not destined to be the Idol.
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04-27-11, 09:22 PM (EST)
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79. "Note to Production." |
In the future, all experimental mind-control technology should be removed from the contestants before filming begins.
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83. "RE: Duet 3: Jacob and James" |
James met a new girl in the neighborhood - and her name was Jacob.
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-11, 09:26 PM (EST)
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84. "RE: Duet 3: Jacob and James" |
It's the Frank Drebbin song! I keep picturing Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley laughing it up coming out of "Platoon".
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04-27-11, 09:27 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: Duet 3: Jacob and James" |
Starting on the stairs of doom.Pull J Lo out to sing to her. Pretend they are fighting over the same girl. S. Wasn't sure if that was the most award winning it should have been. Where were you going with all that. Ryan, if you would like to vote for Jennifer's Legs.
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04-27-11, 09:29 PM (EST)
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89. "RE: Duet 3: Jacob and James" |
Keep it short, boys. Time's about out. And already know who's likely to get the most and the least votes tonight.
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04-27-11, 09:35 PM (EST)
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95. "Antique Shoppe" |
MC spends the afternoon cleaning up the backyard. Gawds, those boys can be messy. Socks in the trees, Slash’s hat under the chaise. And Stevie’s velvet jacket blowin’ like a windsock on the clothesline.MC sends the boys off into to town to replenish the stock. That should take a couple of hours. They’re cute and all but God didn’t spend a lot of time on the intellectualization of her little playmates. She pads back into the Shoppe to grab a shower and freshen up her clothing. Hot shower sure feels good. She scrubs off the grimeys from the night before. Sweat and garden dirt sure does the job at the time but in the light of day, not so much. MC slips on another flowie thingy. Flowie thingies seem to be the garment of the day. It’s a nice, sunny 30 degrees out there this afternoon. The hot breeze blows down the dirt road. MC is parched. She grabs a tall lemonade, the cold water drops wet her hands as she clutches the glass, careful not to drop it as she makes her way out to the front porch. The floorboards creak under her bare feet. She sets herself upon the swing. Looking down the road, she spies a shadow. The wind takes a short respite. Music flows through the air. MC tilts her head. What the? Is that the sound of a ukulele? Somewhere, over the rainbow. No effing way. Bluebirds fly. It can’t be. Birds fly over the rainbow. Impossible. Why then, oh why, can’t I, I, I? Dust is everywhere. It’s impossible to see anything, let alone anyone, approach the Shoppe. As the figure takes shape, it is clear to MC that her minstrel is sporting dreads. Jason!!!! MC runs out to greet her long, lost love!! She throws herself on him. He catches her and swings her around. She smothers him with kisses, not believing he is really here. “What are you doing here? I thought your wife just had a baby??!!” “Yup, she did. Then she invited her mom to live with us to help out.” “Oh, I’m sorry.” “I’m not. Told her I just needed to get away for a few days. I thought of you. I’m so happy you’re still here.” “So am I. Can I get you a lemonade?” “As long as you make it special, like you used to.” “Come on in, and I’ll see what I can do.”
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04-28-11, 11:27 AM (EST)
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122. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
Will others from Jason's season or other seasons be stopping by? Hope so!
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04-28-11, 01:06 PM (EST)
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124. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
After this year's crop of "guys" I decided to send out some invitations.
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