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2. "RE: AI 10 Top 12 Performance ECST" |
So you think my Will Sing List is optimistic?
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3. "RE: AI 10 Top 12 Performance ECST" |
I think you made a mistake in suggesting that Stefano would somehow not perform Milli Vanilli, yes.
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4. "Drink of the night" |
Drink of the nightcosmos Snack of the night spinach, mushroom and ricotta pizza
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6. "We can't miss an opportunity to look like we care intro" |
Japanese Tsunami Edition.
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03-16-11, 08:10 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Naima Adedapo" |
A bit disappointing. I expect much more from her. Maybe she should temper the dancing to beef up the singing.
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147. "RE: Naima Adedapo" |
I enjoy watching her. But I don't really enjoy listening to her.
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03-16-11, 08:19 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Paul McDonald" |
Drunk uncle is back!!!
Keeps trying to get the audience into it, has the back up singers on the edge of the stage.Are you supposed to be that happy singing about the blues?? J. I feel you, you felt like you were struggling, so much soul and so much star quality. Can you make it happen, and you did.
R. I differ from Jennifer, no pass because you have a cold. Under the pitch first half, the thing I like the new ingenue, and put the Paul spin on it.
S. You define a cool dude in a loose mood. Swagger way cool, very distinctive voice, I like that.
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22. "RE: Paul McDonald" |
Leg swings.Arm swings. If only his neck would swing. I don't have the blues. I have the reds. The I Must Get My Hands Around Its Throat And Stop The Noises From Coming Out Reds. Except that as established last week, it actually means finding the internal playback reel and giving it a few adjustments with Naima's hammer. He's not sick. He's not advanced enough to have a computer virus.
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03-16-11, 08:22 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Paul McDonald" |
I really like him, but I'm not sure many others will.
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19. "Paul's baby picture." |
Didn't Van Halen use that for cover art?
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20. "RE: Paul's baby picture." |
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. Bwahahahaha.
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28. "RE: Thia Megia" |
She has a great voice, but she doesn't inspire me to vote. Question that outfit, can;t say why.
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31. "RE: Thia Megia" |
I think the gave her a personality chip for her clip package, let's see if they left it in or not.Well they set the vibrato setting to high if nothing else. R. I think the vocals were ok, but the problem I am having you've been singing all these ballads, some pageant somewhere, nothing unique, maybe a different kind of song, take some chances. So safe and boring. S. What the audience said. But is that song who you think you are. Thought the lyric suited today and best song of the choices I had. J. Love the quality and tone of your voice, Adele type of quality. Blew us away. A little safe, I hear in your vibrato, nervousness or your vibrato, needs a bit of working on. Kill it next week.
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34. "Krista Bowersox" |
In a commercial for diabetes testing kits. Glad to see her career has taken off - not.
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37. "James Durbin" |
Getting a Stool of Doom interview, where is...there is the coke background. Kate Hudson in the Cheap Seats.James, Stefano, Casey and Paul have a band. Complete Ham as a Child. Who would have guessed? Bon Jovi--I'll Be There For You.
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40. "RE: He said it." |
He's getting way too cocky. I'm not feeling his personality at all. Correction, I'm feeling his personality and it's not good.
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45. "RE: James Durbin" |
I agree about the breathing but he seemed to have a problem with that speaking, too.
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41. "RE: James Durbin" |
Guitar player on stage. The Tail is Back. Doing the Mic Stand Carry I'm such a rocker walk around the stage. Followed by slap hands with the audience (way to catch a cold) and then a few screams.He got fireworks on the stage. Tres pimpage! S. Your Momma, what is up with the dolls. 1989, I've got sandwiches under my bed older than you. Don't get too poppy on me. He is holding onto the Aerosmith for the finale. Sound dropped out. J. It is amazing and I love it, brings me so much joy, you were great. R. Pitch spots, figure out how to make it your own. Amazing Song, found a way to put the high note in, but tastefully done. Leather Studded Bandana on his boots??
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151. "RE: James Durbin" |
I thought that was one of his weakest performances. He is getting a little too c*cky.
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49. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
Singing with a Betty Boop Voice, then goes into growling. Also doing the walk behind the judges table thing. I think Paul has been giving her dance lessons there at the end, ends like a torch singer.J. You look so beautiful tonight. When you perform I hear this amazing voice, character in your voice. A bit tense in your body. Do what you feel. Don't force anything. I want that for you. I want the package to be right there to. Ryan is fixing her makeup. R. I'm just a little confused. Not sure you are sure who you are. You are not sure, find out what you do best. Vocals are OK releases were, just confused with you. Randy and all his technical terms this year. S. That was sweet and tough. Voice is so distinct, want to hear more blues, dig into that a little more.
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53. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
So far her beauty comments don't seem to be the same as Paula's well at least you have that prettiness to help cover up the travesty of your singing type of thing.
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50. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
That didn't move me emotionally. She seems like that girl in school who gets everything and is good at everything and doesn't have any grit. She's young. Hated the outfit and make-up.
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56. "Stefano Langone" |
Are all these people great babies, someone had to be the crying banshee from heck.View of the drunk driving scar not enough of a lesson to keep him from getting a DUI. He mentioned Milli Vinilli. If you Don't Know Me By Now, Simply Red.
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95. "RE: Stefano Langone" |
Thanks for the info. The song just reminded me of "At this Moment".
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03-16-11, 08:59 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Stefano Langone" |
Starts on the Stairs of Doom, is he also wearing grey boots like Naima, just with lower heels??Is he the only one who has an ear piece? Or just the only one where I can see it. Because it seems he can actually hear himself. Egad does he have a lot of teeth!! R. Trying to get Stefano's attention. Give props to the original artist. Best performance of the night. Highest degree of difficulty and slayed it. S. Beautiful phrasing. Over the top beautiful. J. Perfect song for you, you could take this thing. Sing to me a little bit more, Connect with everyone...you know what I am saying. Ryan makes him go hug his Mom.
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153. "RE: Stefano Langone" |
Good performance. I just wish he would keep his eyes open.
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03-16-11, 09:04 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Pia Toscano" |
*stares at outfit in horror**listens to backbeat turning into frontbeat with still more horror* *tries to think of something helpful to say* ...her grandfather looked like a really cool guy.
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154. "RE: Pia Toscano" |
Awful PJ outfit. I think she is a good singer. But she is annoying me with her song choices.
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67. "RE: AI 10 Top 12 Performance ECST" |
I am mainlining Easter candy right now. If this keeps up, I'm going to start on the grass. The plastic grass. It might help.
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78. "RE: AI 10 Top 12 Performance ECST" |
You mind passing me a bit of the basket?
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129. "RE: AI 10 Top 12 Performance ECST" |
Rooster said he'd eat the basket. 
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83. "The earpieces." |
Lyric prompts? Stage directions? Direct feeds from Nigel into their minds?
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03-16-11, 09:24 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
Could have done without the Elvis bit, now I'm looking for it. He's a keeper - for now.
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155. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
McCreepy is still annoying me. I just can't watch this kid. He has the most annoying facial expressions. And he does that strange lean.
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89. "RE: Karen Rodriguez" |
The boots, the singing, can.not.look.a.way.Some Spanish thrown in just so we remember she is latina, she always does much better in Spanish. R. Started rough, found the pitch by the chorus, better than last week, welcome back. S. Love when you break into your ethnic-what-it-is-ness. J. Attacked it with the nervousness. Don't go there. Play to your strengths. Perform that song from your heart.
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161. "RE: Karen Rodriguez" |
I was thinking one of Capt. Kirk's babe in every port, but I think Barbarella is more accurate.
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03-16-11, 09:26 PM (EST)
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93. "The night Wardrobe lost it." |
If Casey comes out wearing Fozzie Bear's hat, I quit.
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03-16-11, 09:27 PM (EST)
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94. "RE: The night Wardrobe lost it." |
Well, there's a visual that will live in my eyeballs for weeks, if not months, to come.
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03-16-11, 09:44 PM (EST)
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114. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Look, how am I supposed to know what part of your person you refer to as your Lucky Charms?
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03-16-11, 09:34 PM (EST)
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101. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Playing Electric Bass, with Zombie Green Lighting.I think he wants to eat my brains based on this performance. He has the singing incomprehensibly thing down pretty well. Would be nice if he'd found the same key as everyone else was playing. S. You are so crazy and talented, perfect match, the goop that great stuff is made from. J. Big shoes to fill, it got a bit screaming screechy, has to sound pleasant, wanted more of that. R. Me being a musician and producer, what I am most impressed with, dropping names, you love taking risks. Art first then commerce, you are fearless.
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03-16-11, 09:35 PM (EST)
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104. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
He reminds me of the crazy subway musician guy I see some mornings. I always put something in the hat when I see him.
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105. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Casey's mom sounded just like Mary Murphy. This whole show is wrong, dammit.
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107. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
I think AI is starting to edge Casey over into the "out there" lane...and away from the mainstream winner lane. Did you catch the list of groups Randy rattled off? Radiohead, etc. Not the mainstreamers AI likes to have.
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111. "Cued." |
Sheldon: I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
Penny: Who's Radiohead?
Sheldon: (after several seconds of twitching) I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
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115. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
I'm disappointed - in myself. I liked it.
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116. "Insta-poll! " |
So is this:1. 'See, I'm not a giant homophobe! I'm singing something done by a lesbian artist and my mouth isn't on fire!' 2. 'And by my song choice she shall spend five seconds less in the pit.' 3. 'No, I don't know anything about the original performer's personal life. What do you mean, I just lost ninety percent of my fanbase?' Subtle. Real subtle. 'I'm the only one.' You wish.
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03-16-11, 09:45 PM (EST)
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117. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
Oh that is not good. Trying to get the audience to scream. Although I'm not sure it's the flu or the jeans that are at least 3 sizes too small causing the problems.J. We can hear your voice strong, gave it that country flavor, you took it and made it your own. R. I don't know cold or not, that was very nice, have a cold every week. I liked it. S. Sometimes people sing better sick. The judges all want to get her virus the way they are licking her clean. Or she threatened to cough on them if they gave her bad reviews again.
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165. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
Cute boots. Wonder if she gets to keep them?
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158. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
I thought she did pretty good. At least she wasn't putting me to sleep.
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122. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
He needs to quit pursing his lips. Or, if he insists, then at least he needs to get his drag on.
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03-16-11, 09:59 PM (EST)
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133. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
At some point, I'm going to declare him the winner of $75,000 and a lifetime supply of NYX cosmetics.
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164. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
My 9 year old said 'Is that a guy or a girl?' and then 'Eww, turn it off, it's creeping me out'. Nuff said.
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124. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Did he say Lusky Stink?From the first couple of lines he should have if he didn't. Holy Vibrato, Batman! If he's going to shop in the girl's department like that please do it in full drag next time. R. Very nice performance, did step out of your comfort zone, got a little sharp, but you were back in pitch, really randy, really? It was genius dude. S. Mom gave you the Moxie that makes you who you are. J. You give yourself completely to every moment, amazing thing to watch. They must have a lot of left over Pauler juice.
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whimsey 4402 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-11, 09:55 PM (EST)
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128. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
I believe the technical term is "Lusky Stank".
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-11, 09:54 PM (EST)
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125. "Oh dear gawds." |
All together now:NEVER! SING! HEART! It's on the list of show rules! You cannot take on that group and survive! No one can! Sing Heart=Go Home! And in your case, you're going to have to shine for the next month before you can convince me you don't deserve it! Stupid audience. Stupid panel. Stupid purple-vesting Wardrobe. ...actually, that piece was probably his. *sigh* Can we drop the curtain on this travesty, please?
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03-16-11, 10:02 PM (EST)
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136. "RE: Thanks, Snidget" |
Thanks, snidgalicious, for what you do so impecably well. Especially during tonight's show. I'm not sure where you find the strength.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-11, 10:11 PM (EST)
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141. "RE: Thanks, Snidget" |
She found it through inhaling wicker lacquer.
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03-16-11, 10:41 PM (EST)
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144. "RE: Thanks, Snidget" |
{voice="Drooly Homer"} Fumes, Lacquer Fumes {/voice}
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03-16-11, 10:00 PM (EST)
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134. "Antique Shoppe" |
Welcome to the Antique Shoppe, Scott. What do you think?Scotty takes a look around the parlour, walks across the wooden plank floor. A board creaks under his cowboy boot. Scotty jumps back, spooked by the sudden noise. MC laughs and tells Scotty that it’s just a floorboard. Silly boy. He seems so nervous. He was having such a good time in the convertible on the way back here. Must have been a first for him. Only problem was, on the way back MC had to hit the liquor store. Poor Scotty just cain’t buy booze yet. But MC is pretty sure he cain drink it. So she loaded up the trunk with a variety of beverages, and a few favs for Slash and Tyler. Couple bags of Cheetos and jujubes makes a party! Back at the Shoppe, MC unloads the bags onto the kitchen counter. She notices the small door behind the stove is just slightly ajar. No need for the little poppet to see that. She swings it shut with her toe. MC peeks her head out the kitchen and studies Scotty as he stands in a sunbeam in the parlour. He scans the objects that are for sale, running his fingertips over the antique furniture. The boy sure knows his wood. All of a sudden MC gets this weird feeling. A feeling of wrongness. What the hell is that? Wrongness? As in, this is wrong? Oh hell. What a stupid time to be stricken with a dastardly moral code. GEEZ!!!! MC goes back into the kitchen and ponders this unthinkable situation. The lad is too young, too innocent. But what about that voice? It’s so deep, so mature. Can she possible overlook what she knows to be true. That he’s, he’s *weep* seventeen. There, she admits it. Seventeen. There’s no way MC can do this. She wanders back into the parlour. At least she can get a bit of work out of him while he’s here. “Hey Scotty?” “Yes, ma’am?” “Ma’am? Ahem, do you know how to run a washing machine?” “Yes, ma’am” “Dishwasher?” “Yes, ma’am” “Ironing, folding, mopping, dusting?” “Yes, ma’am” MC hands Scotty a broom and a mop. “Then get to work. You can start by getting rid of that poster of fozz-casey. It’s freakin me out. And Scotty?” “Yes, ma’am?” “Stop calling me ma’am”
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03-16-11, 10:03 PM (EST)
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137. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
Whew. I'm glad your moral compass was pointing true north! 
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03-16-11, 10:05 PM (EST)
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138. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
Please don't say "pointing north". This season has been enough of a dud as it is. There's no need to depress me. 
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03-16-11, 10:55 PM (EST)
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145. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
Does Steven get a turn in the little room?
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03-16-11, 10:57 PM (EST)
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146. "RE: VFTW..." |
"The drunken rambling"... how does his fan base not see this?
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