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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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"Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-11 AT 01:42 PM (EST)

ABC reportedly called Maynard on April 13 to remind her of her contractual obligations and encourage her to stay with Womack, as they pride themselves on The Bachelor's success stories story.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/brad-womack-and-emily-maynard-bachelor-relationship-reportedly-over--12205.php

Of course, the real network definition of 'success' for this series is the number of tabloid headlines generated, so by that standard -- actually, by that standard, Brad still fell short. Maybe if they give him a third chance, he'll learn to start slapping his chosen one in public while screaming racial epithets and then they'll have something.

So another one bites the dust, which means poor Chris has to hit the Erase button on his memory again and repeat the 'we are all about romance' until someone believes it. And every time this happens, it takes at least an extra three seconds to find a someone.

If you want to go on reality television with a goal of looking for someone to love, try CBS. Islands and airports have a habit of bringing people together. But this experiment in microenvironment manipulation was declared a failure many lab runs ago --

-- and yet we seem to have a never-ending supply of mice.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... qwertypie 04-20-11 1
   RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Loree 04-20-11 3
       RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Round Robin 04-21-11 4
           RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Estee 04-21-11 5
               RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Round Robin 04-22-11 6
                   RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Belle Book 04-22-11 7
 RE: Just a little bit of break-up e... Max Headroom 04-20-11 2
 Splitsville mrc 05-24-11 8
   RE: Splitsville Round Robin 05-25-11 9

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-11 AT 01:05 PM (EST)

Well just colour me shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED! that the lovebirds didn't make it. Really, he was such a catch, what could she have possibly been thinking? I mean, just because her 5 year old is more emotionally mature than Brad, is no reason to call the whole thing off. Maybe Brad will find true love with his therapist.
So, when is the next Bachelorette starting? (heaven forbid I give my liver a chance to fully recover)

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3. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
I am more shocked it lasted this long. I never understood them as a couple. It just didn't click for me.
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04-21-11, 00:34 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
If I were Emily I would not so politely tell the producers to eff off, I've got a 5 year old daughter to think about here and I'm not marrying the wrong guy just to keep your batting average above the Mendoza line. And since said 5 year old has a rich granddaddy with a bunch of car dealerships which could pull ads off a bunch of ABC affiliates if ABC pushes it too far, ABC better back off and let her go.
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5. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
just to keep your batting average above the Mendoza line.

At this point, they'd need a multi-season marriage streak just to get a sniff of .200.

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6. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
Yeah, what have they had, 2 marriages out of the whole stinking mess? And one of those wasn't the guy's original pick!
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7. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
If Ali and Roberto get married, that'll be three. I think they will, I just don't know when.

Anyway, I think The Bachelorette has a slightly better track record than The Bachelor. Granted, part of it is because there have been fewer Bachelorettes than Bachelors; but as you yourself pointed out, one of the two marriages wasn't even the original pick. That was Jason Mesnick. The other was Trista from The Bachelorette, and she married her pick, Ryan. So that's another reason why there's a slightly better track record for the women than for the guys.


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2. "RE: Just a little bit of break-up editing required."
What? They broke up? Nah, I don't believe it. They were such a cute couple.
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8. "Splitsville"
For good:

http://bit.ly/m6ZClu

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9. "RE: Splitsville"
Oh yeah, real heavy duty shock there, NOT!!! Brad shoulda picked Chantal, he'd have stood a much better chance of something lasting with her.
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