LAST EDITED ON 08-06-10 AT 05:56 PM (EST)
Gratefulvw of Jokers transcribed this latest mess. I've edited in a couple of places to keep it within our own PG-13 standards, but otherwise left it untouched. (Some of this was mentioned in Post #15 -- this provides the context and some of the lines.)
We now return you to the nervous breakdown, still in progress.
"Rachel is sitting in the cabana room with the door closed and the blind closed, feeling sorry for herself. After about five minutes Bren walks in to talk to her and check on her. Here is the conversation:
Bren walks in and hovers over her. Rachel continues to sulk and doesn't look at him, just continues to pick at he nails. She does not acknowledge Brens presence even when he sits down next to her.
B: what is wrong?
R:: I don't even want to talk. I really hate everyone. I REALLY hate everyone right now. I really like, dislike, like I am not going to be friends with anyone outside of this house.
Bren has moved his arm around Rach's back and is sitting next to her. After she says this, she moves away from him, still not looking at him.
B: well, I will say this.....
R (interrupts) and I can't wait til I go to Vegas and tell them all how much they suck!
She now begins to look through the community nail care stuff.
B: Well Rach, I will say that I actually do like Hayden, Enzo, and...
R: (interrupts again and says in a very condesending voice) Well that is nice, that is good for you. I can't stand them.
B: Hayden, Enzo, and Lane?
R: Well I don't even know, I have never talked to them. But I will tell you that I do know that Britney is the fakest bitch in the entire world. (she is now playing with her extensions)
B: Yeah, well I spotted that week one.
R (attitude in her voice) And ****, like Ragan are you kidding me?
B: He is just as bad. they are all fake. All the fake ppl as soon as HOH changes you see their true colors
R: Even worse is Ragan, like really? (huge sigh of disgust) And he sucks! He is not even cool.
Rachel continues to talk with her voice full of attitude and whining. While she is talking she is taking nail clippers and clipping off little pieces of hair extensions.
R: All he does is whine.....and complain.....cuz he doesn't have a boyfriend. (voice changes to cocky now) Yeah! Why would anyone want to date you?
B: (smiles) That is some good stuff right there
Rach whips her head around at him and this is the first time she has actually looked at him since he walked through the door.
R (laughing) It's true!
B: No, well I told you....
R: (interrupts again, voice is vengeful, angry and full of cockiness) And he is best friends with Kristen because she has no personality? Well obviously if I had no personality, then....I would be best friends with someone that sucks that bad too! (still playing with her extensions)
R (continues, voice very "valley girl" and whining: And now they are all mad at meeee??? Like realllyyyy? (trying to capture the valley girl affect with my spelling) Um, okay! I am sorry that I play a game and I am good at it and I won HOH twice and I had to make decisions!!!! You voted them out tooooo!!!!! (she is again clipping the ends of her extensions with the nail clippers)
B: it's okay, who cares?
R let's out another huge sign of disgust
B: Don't let it bother you
R (very sing song voice, whining still but more of a whisper): I just can't staaannndddd this stuuuupppiiidddd drrrraaaaammmmaaaa.
B: I know but but but all the more reason for you
R: (completely ignoring bren) And brit is up there laughing right now oh hahahaha matt your letters so funn (her voice gets loud and angry now) Your letters so funny? You didn't f'in mow the lawn, that is really funny???? (when she says this last part, her head whips around and she looks straight at a camera) When is that ever funny? (looks at B, voice attitude again) Am I in a parallel f'n universe where that is funny?
B (still calm and soothing): Well, don't let this **** bother you, just ...
R: (interrupts with a cocky laugh): I am not!!! (it obviously is bothering her quite a bit and that is why she is acting out) I just think it's funny, it's hilarous! (while she is saying this, she is looking in the mirror and fixing her hair. she is trying to fake laugh her way through this to show that it is not bothering her and this is all a big joke, but you can tell B isn't buying it)
R: They are just so stupid!! (contining with the forced fake laughing) Like are you kidding me???? Like...did we enter loserville and then like (fake laughing again) like.....
B is not happy about where she is going with this and his face is telling her that he is not buying her act and to quit being nasty.
B: Rach, come on
R: (whispers) oh my god
B: Don't let **** bother you
R (playing with hair, fake laughing still)
B: I know you are upset and...
R (interrupts and starts "over acting" to prove she isn't upset): i am not even upset! It's just so funny that they are just such Lame ##### losers!
B: Well that is fine...
R: Like what are you doing to.....
B: But don't reduce yourself to...
R interrupts yet again, goes back to the valley girl voice with attitude: Reduce myself??? are you kidding meeeee???? I can reduce myself and still be above them. (Lets out big laugh)
While rachel is saying all this, she is over acting way too much. She is giving a lot of eye rolls, flashy looks at the camera, fake laughing, etc. This is either to cover up how upset and hurt she really is or to call attention to herself from BB. Whichever it is, Brendon is not buying any of it and he is now getting annoyed with her attitude.
B (much more stern voice): Rach, come on......trust me, yeah I agree. (whispers) i told you about Brit the very first week. (rach starts laughing again, although nothing that was said was remotely funny. Her laughing is extremely forced, like a child acting almost). I called that a mile away.
R (starts the exaggerated laughing again and then instantly turns angry and full of attitude, showing that she really doesn't think this is funny at all)
R: Ragan was like, i don't want to be the nerd herd (voice louder and more vengeful here) NO! Cuz you are the lame ##### losers.... (gives bren a smirk and a shrug of the shoulders) You don't have to be the nerd herd cuz you are lame losers.
R starts aggressively playing with her extensions and begins the forced laughing again. Every time she forces out a laugh she is ending it with a sigh, another sign that she doesn't find this funny at all. Bren is giving her a light look of disgust at her attitude.
R: I am going to call them the double L, cuz that is what they are from now on. They are so lame and such liars, it's like triple L....Lame,Liar, Losers.
B isn't saying anything and there is a long period of silence.. Rachel continues to clip the end of her hair extensions.
R (very quietly, hard to hear): There will be a double eviction and i will be around (she is using the sing song voice again)
Long silence and then B says: A double eviction what? What were you saying?
R: that I will still be around and I get to call their asses out ...on the spot....in five minutes....
B: (stammering) well, I mean if uh
R (whispers) I might even use my terminology
B: Babe I know, but it's going to be (rach lets out a snicker) real hard to make it through this week
R: No brendon! Don't worry, we are fine.
B lets out a sigh of fustration and then says "so I can go out there and say whatever I want to?
R (cocky) sure! It's just way harder when it comes from a guy. People think you are being mean.
Long silence and then R says under her breath " Oh little Britney how you change...alliance my #####"
B: i knew it! I told you (whispers) she's a f'n snake, she's just like Matt!
R: well, that is her other bff now
B: yeah, for sure
R: It's like....(long pause)...I mean really like ....maybe I am being naive, but I dont think I suck, but every other girl this season has sucked, but I don't think Monet sucked. But i never ereally got to know her
B: well she was just as bad as britney in terms of being fake and ****, only being nice when....Britney is just fake. Really, really fake. I told you she comes from a rich spoiled family and she tries to pretend like (imitates brits voice) everything is good and blah blah blah you know?
R: I just can't believe she would seriously, like, turn the tables....in like 30 minutes.
B: or less! (R snickers) That is her personality! That is not just game play that is who she is as a person. She is not genuine, she's not ....she's a spoiled rich kid who doesn't know what it is like to struggle, who has to work for ****, you know? her arguments consist of I'm right, you're wrong
R (whispers) Oh Brendon
B: 400 girls who and 8 of them who have kissed other girls, okay it's like...
R (interrupts, still clipping her hair btw) are you still on that?
B: well (stammers) I am saying like, f'n you don't know! Just like I don't know ! Okay, maybe you are right, maybe it's 100 but you don't know just like I don't know, so don't say it is. (pauses) No of my friends do that, none of my friends do that! Well, you probably only have 2 friends and that is it.
R: Well I would love to know how like...
B (interrupts) and Nick? Nick sounds like a f'n pansy!
R: (continuing) How she is so perfect cuz she lives with her boy...she is so perfect but yet she lives with her boyfriend and bangs all the time.
B: Yeah, no ****
R: all the time
B: And they have been together for 8 months
B: And lived together for two months
B: Yeah, a real holy roller. But that, that is what is called bible beaters.
R: Bible beaters????She just tries to be lame
B: Well, like I said ...
R (ignoring b) Oh matt, your letters are sooooo funny. hahahaha
B: it's the religious thing, like when ppl try and act high and mighty. Esp. when they are not!
R (back to valley girl voice): I mean, I am religious, I go to church. but I still have fun and I don't go around pretending like
B (doesn't let her finish her thought): That you are a hard core Christian. That doesn't do anything wrong.
R: i mean, I wish I was a hard core christian that doesn't do anything wrong but.....
B: that is not a reality for anyone
R (ignoring him again) Opps, how do I break everything? (referring to the nail clippers that she was clipping her hair extensions with)
R: God, i suck! Brendon, can you fix this?
B: Yeah, let me melt it with my mind. WTF, am I superman???
B (voice a lil whiny): Rach, as upset as you get please dont, please don't turn on me and..
R (snaps and whines right back) I am not turning on you
B: I mean not turning on me but just....
R (interrupts) Quit being so emotional and I don't mean that in a mean way, but seriously (turns to look at him, attitude coming through) this is a game and I am going to get upset and ...
B (snaps) I GOT IT! but when, but when you tell me that we don't have to hang around all the time okay. My bad! Like should I not......want to hang around you? I am sorry, but that does suck.
R (whispering, totally changing subject): You know what sucks? Listening to Britney laugh at Matt's letter and who.. (forced laugh) gets dead cat fur????? What is that????
B: I don't know
R: Are you kidding me????
B: that is kinda weird
R Weird???? That is like dead cat fur
B: well whatever, you know
R (snaps at him, loudly) WHATEVER???? Are you kidding????
B: Whatever, I don't care
R: (whispers and gets up) dead cat fur
B (irritated again) Can we get out of here? This is their lives not mine.
R opens the blind to the door and says "Yeah, how much do their lives suck?"
B: No one here is above anybody else
R (attitude full force) Oh really???
R REally? Cuz I really doubt that!!!! I mean at this point...
B I don't think that you believe that, I think you are upset...I think that you are very bothered by everything that is going on (bren is calling her out but she doesn't want to hear it)
R (interrupts) What is Britney going to be doing after this? Sitting around...
B: (huge sigh) having babies
R (really condesending tone) having babies and having her little husband have missionary style sex and (snickers) wow!! that sounds like such an interesting, passionate, fun life that I want to lead.
Rachel playing with the nail polishes and Bren just sitting there. Feed cuts to bubles and then
R: What do these ppl do? Like, do you live life every day? Do they just wake up and say like wow my life sux? cuz I wake up everyday and say wow my life is awesome!
B (very fustrated and obviously doesn't like her attitude): I know Rachel but come on....you are like f'n, I know you are upset and (rachel gives him a look) I get upset and Iwant to hit ppl hear you know? but that is just an emotion you know?
R (full of attitude and obviously very upset at the situation) I don't want to hit them I just want to laugh in their faces because they suck so bad!
B: I know but, this is you in the moment, like I don't think that....
R No brendon
B (continues) I dont think that you really think you are better than ppl
Rachel starts flipping her hair around and gives a face and attitude like a 12 year old girl that is not getting her way
R well, no....just better than ppl that suck!
She smirks and then opens her eyes wide, full of attitude and Brendon just looks at her with disgust
R: (very loud) just better than ppl that are fake and say they are my friend and take a bath with me and wear...do masks with me and the talk **** and I think we are friends and we are like bonding and then she is friends with someone with dead cat fur. That is really cool
B: (stammering) and I , I told you that she was a fake person but say THAT! Dont say ........I don't like the way it sounds........it sounds........mean (he was obviously looking for a word that wouldn't offend her)
B (he wants to say yes, but stammers) well, I am not I well, I am not going to ....
R (starts paying with her hair again, defiant attitude again): I dont' even care, I am not going to lie at this point. I am so far away from like.....who I really am.......like.....
B: I know but I am still in this house with you. If you were hear alone I would say do whatever the f you want. but I am here with you! I would think that that would give you are reason not to say F this entire house! Cuz I am right here next to you.
R (whiny) except for you!
B: Yeah, but it doesn't sound like that ....you are just so burnt out that it is ......Trust me! Everything that you feel I feel right there with you! I am at the point where I dont' give a f anymore
R tells him "shhhhhhhhh"
B: Are you are you kidding me??? You just went on for twenty minute
R: I know but we can't be loud. I can be loud because everybody hates me and thinks I am a bitch, but you still need to be the nice guy.
B: Enzo said the same thing He said that he wsan't going to kiss any ##### and I told him I said the same thing, I said a long time ago that I won't suck anyone's *****
R (attitude again) Yeah I hear all that but enzo doesn't have to wrry abut anything because nobody wants to put him up! And Enzo's not going to go home. (big sigh)
B So are you going to want to talk to Matt later on?
R: Well, i already asked him if I could talk to him but apparently the HOH room is locked and apparently he has already made up his mind I am pretty sure so .....
B: He said that?
R No but he's like sure you can talk ...I know he is putting me on the block, it's like totally obvious! They were having a we hate rachel party last night come on! (sigh, then imitates fellow HG"S) Rachel took away Monet and then she took away Kristen and she lets the HOH power go to her head...
B: they were saying that?
R: I told you I went up there and they were like, we were just talking about losing friends (she makes an attitude filled face, again think 12 year old girl to get the mental picture)
B (stammers, all I can make out is the f word)
R: Losing friends (yelling) they were your friend for a week1 Lose them??? B F D !!
B: No it's the fact that they voted them out
R: Yeahhhhhhh!! And you voted them out!!!
B: Um, is that called a hypocrit or what?
R: I mean I am so sad that Kristen is not here, okay yet you voted for her to go home (long pause and then) Kristen played with her heart, SHUT THE F UP! Are you kiddin gme?
B: Is that what they said
R: Are you serious right now? Played with her heart??????
B: Kristen was a coniving b8tch, hands down.
R: She came like after me! What am I suppose to do????
B: Yeah and everybody would have done the same thing
R (attitude) uh, yeah!
B:If it was theirs shoes, but everybody (he keeps changing thoughts)
R (attitude full force) I am sorry if you were HOH want would you do? OHHHH, that is right nominate Brendon and I ! Duh, What am I thinking....
b Yeah but again you gotta think that even when we get out of here we are okay, we are going on to bigger and better things
R Oh I know. I feel bad that Nick has to deal with Britney, that would suck
B: I feel, Yeah....that dudes got no f'n testicles whatsoever. She dresses him, she f'n....calls him 24/7
R I have called boys 24/7 when I dated them
B (make an excuse for her) Yeah, but not to the point.....you are not going to inadate them ..you can tell, you like to hear from them because you are interested but you are not like boom boom boom boom.
Rachel does not say anything and looks away, which tells brendon that she does do that, so he quickly says
B: I like hearing from you too! That is not a bad thing, esp if we don't live near each other, then it is even more important. but you are not calling to the point that they feel like they need their space.
Rachel has mentally checked herself out of the convesation and is now more interested in her cleavage then what bren is saying.
Rachel says absolultey nothing and bren sighs. Feeds go to bubbles come back at...
B: I would like to have that oppertunity
R: I call and txt a lot
B: and that is fine....I really like texting
R: regardless, I just feel bad for him because....he is being...
B: well I will tell you what I will tell you this much....
R: His life must suck..
B: He will never make enough money for her. Period.
B: bottom line
R: He has to have missionary style sex for the rest of his life and be bored (12 year old girl face) She has never even gone to a sex party!
B: It's not that...that doesn't even matter
R: Yeah it does
B (he is still failing to realize that money does matter to rachel and that is why she is changng the subject to sex)
B: bottom line is when a girl is spoiled, she is accustomed to a certain lifestyle, and you can't provide it for her, she is going to get real bitchy. (rachel is zoned out of this convo mentally) and she is not going to make the money herself so....not to mention Medical Technologist? (he scoffs) that is like, you f'n check urine???? That is not being a doctor!
R: Well, I don't know about all that but I do know that their life is going to be really boring and I feel bad.
B: Well I do agree ....I am really glad you think that way because i do think it's great to have a family, but I also think that you should want a lot more than just settling down, having a family and waiting to die. So....that is not what I want
R: I bet they only have sex once a week (side note, remember Rachel said earlier in this rant that they were banging all the time, now it is reduced to once a week) Ewwww...I bet Britney never even does anything fun.
B: well that doesn't even matter
R: Yeah it does
B: (stil doesn't want to see, although its clear to him, that rachel is concerned about money and sex) but It's odd how ppl are trying so hard to convince you that you have their own insecurities...so....
R: And that does matter (back to sex)
B: well I know but not to me
r: would you want to date someone like that?
B: F no! Boring and bitchy??
R: I am like, way more fun that that (as she does a back bend)
B: I know
r: i just an't believe she turned on me this fast.
B: I can! I told you, er uh, A mile, er I told you she f'n bitchy, right in the fir, in the first week I spotted it.
R: (whining) she didn't turn on monet
B: cuz her and Monet are the same, Monet was just like her
R: that is lame
B: No, just like two faced, like do whatever. They were both so fake, right off the bat I could tell. They were both young girls, well brit was a little younger but just as immature......just don't , I mean I know you are upset and heat of the moment, just don't don't, this being out and this is being recorded. (looks at camera) I don't want ppl thinking you are this petty person, you know?
R: They probably think it's hilarious because they see everything
b; Oh, I know! I know they do and these...
feed cuts to bubbles.
B: I still have my pride, no matter what. Half a million dollars I will not sell my pride. I will be nice to ppl cuz that is who I am I am nice. that is not uncharacteristic. but I am not going to be fake nice and everytime someone wins HOH I am not running f'n up there to give them f'n handies...you know?
R: Unless I win
R: Unless I win
B: Unless you win...(big smile) then I might get (mouths the word) freaky
Rach gives him a look "Oh brendon brendon brendon
B: oh rache, you are crazy
R: I know. (She begins to do leg lifts??????)
B:L This is what you have been doing in here?
R: No, I should be...I should be doing squats and leg lifts.
Okay, I am done. Hope you enjoyed and sorry I can't do more but this was extensive and quite frankly I can't take anymore of this nonsense lol"
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