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"Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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"Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please leave this website and seek professional help immediately. Thank you.Don't bother looking for a punchline: I'm completely serious. You people need medical assistance. Shall we look back on a little disaster known as 'last year'? Do you happen to remember how it ended? I do. It ended with several hundred of you declaring your intent to walk away from the series and never come back, never ever ever, no matter happened, no matter how they tried to bribe and lure and outright tie you to your chairs, never. You'd had it. B.B.A.Stards was the final straw. Nothing, but nothing was ever going to make this series watchable, not the casting, not the gameplay, and the host? Yeah, right. The host. And you swore on your SO's, dead relatives, assorted offspring, pets, and the occasional stuffed sheep that it was over between you and this series, you'd had enough of the abusive relationship, and you were never coming back. Never. I saved every last one of those declarations. Look around you. See any familiar faces here tonight? Really? Have you tried the mirror yet? Recognize the person in it? The one who pinky-swore on their dead grandmother that they were never coming back? You. Are. Sick. You need help. Professional help. You are not in control of your own actions. You're an addict, don't you see that? You've convinced yourself that you need the pain, that the stupid twists will eventually work out to a decent season, there's a way to actually play this game, the Chenbot will actually know who people are this time around... Do you know what the definition of insanity is? Repeating the same actions and expecting different results. It's never going to happen. This 'enemies' twist will fail like they all did. The gane is unplayable. The contestants are hamsters. The host has wind-up keys for Speech and Action, but Thought wasn't even installed. It's always going to be like this. Walk away. Please. This is an intervention. There are programs that can help you. Good programs. People really seem to like Hell's Kitchen. If you just take that first step and mean it this time... ...is that a live feed password scribbled inside your elbow? Is it? Don't lie to me! I can see the coding! And that's a cable bill in your purse! You signed up for Showtime! I -- -- that's it. I tried. I can't take responsibility for your life. I did my best to save you, but you don't want to be saved. You're going to drown yourself and I'm letting go before you drag me down with you. Fine. Kill yourself with bad reality television. See if I care. But first, put your sigpics away -- saw you twitch. Personally, I can stop any time I want.
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 04:31 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
No hogging the hypodermic, Estee.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 04:55 PM (EST)
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3. "Good summary slots still available." |
(Actually, pretty much all summary slots still available.) Join our Hate-A-Hamster program and sign up for a summary today!
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07-05-07, 07:03 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Good summary slots still available." |
Well (waves hand for a quick moment), there one's summary spot already taken - or, ahem, shall we say, assigned to a recently indoctrinated and subsequently-made suitably qualified non-volunteer.As much as I'd like to jump into this junkie circle tonight, I'll have to be content to catch the replay of your inebriated rantings after the show (an' t' next one, aye!). Who knows, some of what appears here may actually appear in print, even if in paraphrased form. So, if you're cogent enough, maybe somebody can give us a something of a play-by-play of the bot & hamsters in action! Meanwhile, I'll be glued (no sniffing, now) to the TV madly scribbling notes like a frosh in a Biology 101 lecture, Hamster Behavioral Patterns There's a first time for everything - and whether by choice or a propitious event, a last time, too. From the sound of it, the 'choice' option is anything but.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 07:11 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Good summary slots still available." |
We just finished disproving God on the Alvin and the Chipmunks thread. Try to keep up.
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07-05-07, 05:47 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Did they even start up the live feeds yet?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 07:13 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Nope. They don't kick in until after the first episode, otherwise we might learn something. Like how horrible this cast is and not to waste our time on the premiere.
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07-05-07, 07:57 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
The hamsters only got an hour to pack their bag for the cage......At least one hamster can't stand smoking, and another one smokes A LOT (Evil Dicque) One hoped there was no "religious zealots", cue the person grabing the bible. We start with 11 hamsters entering the cage. (Obviously, the "enemies" of the 3 twist related contestants are gonna come in later.....) One minute to choose a bed, by putting the bag on the bed. Group 1: Carol, Joe, Mike, (L)Amber(2) Group 2: Nick, Danielle, Jameka (sp?) Group 3: Kail, Jen, Eric, Zach At least they've figured out more are (probably) coming (11 on a show in which the jury usually starts at 9? Odds are good....) They've also figured out that "Alice in Wonderland" is the house's decoration theme...... Enemies: In the house already!
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07-05-07, 08:09 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Enemies hidden in the HoH room!" |
But the shirt! How are they going to settle ownership of the shirt?
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07-05-07, 08:20 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Enemies hidden in the HoH room!" |
They each have the other's shirts....... if they trade the shirts yet they're either gonna burn them or sanitize them to heck before wearing them again.......
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 08:00 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Julie's hair is hideous, her necklace is horrible, and the dress is a nightmare. So at least she's finally learned to do her own look.'choose a gay lifestyle'. Oh, that one's going to be fun. Hopefully the others choose to have a her-free lifestyle within two weeks. (No, I can't be bothered to learn their names yet.) The key reception shots, while nice to have back, have never looked so faked. The cast seems to be lightly coated in plastic. I don't know if I can look at this house for three months...
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07-05-07, 08:18 PM (EST)
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19. "HoH Competition" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-06-07 AT 00:02 AM (EST)The 11 downstairs get to compete as teams of 2. Nick doesn't get a partner so he's out already. T/F questions about the pre-season questionnaire........ get it wrong the partner on the spinning mushrooms go faster! Splat! After about 4-5 questions a mud barrage hit the spinning hamsters! Carol/Amber out first (Jessica is happy Carol's gone)
Zach/Jen out second No more questions but the mushrooms speed up! Baby Powder shower! Danielle/Mike out third (Dicque is happy that Danielle's gone!)
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 08:19 PM (EST)
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20. "Complete turnaround." |
Y'see, it's normally the viewers who do this while high on mushrooms...
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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07-05-07, 08:25 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Dustin's happy that Joe bites the dust.Eric/Kail win the competition! Now who's the HoH gonna be (there can be only one!) The enemies are immune for week one and they get to determine the HoH by a vote. They pick Kail to be HoH #1. (She's the one who didn't want to gove up a seat to a pregnant lady because she's had 3 kids and no one gave up a seat for her when she was pregnant.....)
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07-05-07, 08:36 PM (EST)
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25. "Here comes the Enemies/Cheshires!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-07 AT 08:37 PM (EST)Joe nails Dustin as his enemy possibility. Kail's afraid her cover as just "a real estate agent" and not a multi-business owner would be blown by an enemy. Danielle thinks (correctly) that her Dad (Dicque) is a possible enemy. Carol was hoping that someone from her past wasn't coming......(Wrongo!) The "Original 11" make a pact to get rid of the Cheshires ASAP. (Good luck with that, hamsters!)
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07-05-07, 08:43 PM (EST)
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27. "America's Hamster!" |
Eric has been selected as (the first?) America's Player (Hamster)This is also the guy who didn't want to be HoH for week 1! He's already on a ego trip about the power he's gonna have. Every 5 succesful tasks are worth 10K....... Looks like they've been the house for a few days already..... (small footage of the probable Food and Veto challenges besides some regular stuff....) Arrgh! Time for Pirate Master!
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07-05-07, 08:48 PM (EST)
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29. "Amazing how little happened, isn't it?" |
I blame the mushrooms. And the casting direction. And the Chenbot. Mostly the Chenbot.
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07-05-07, 08:50 PM (EST)
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30. "Live post-premiere discussion --" |
-- in the Bar, Live Chat area, your leftside link list, as per usual. (Things probably won't get going until after Pirate Master, though. You have been warned.) Show up at some point or America will vote for you to do it.
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07-05-07, 10:31 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LMAO........I'll be seeing all of you in next week's Big Brother Viewer's Anonymous.Anyway.......I really think that only bringing in three contestants "worse enemies" is too half-a$$. Not only this but at least two of those pairs could reconcile and put up a front or simply just get evicted. Doesn't seem all that much of an entertaining idea to me. But it is what it is and I can't really ignore the fact of it. Instead, I can just comment....... The ex-lovers pair can either be entertaining or it will get simply annoying. From first glance I am going to hypothesize that the roomies can trust the dreaded ex opposed to Joe (?). I don't buy the whole, "he gave me gonorrhea bit". In fact, the guy pretty much came right out and let everyone know that if his toes are stepped on he's willing to go the distance for payback. The old friends rival is just stupid. I truly wonder if they really even hate each other! I just can't believe (ok I can) that two people would have 7 year grudge over $5 and not make up when there's big money on the line and the possibility of being stuck with each other for a period of time. As for dad and daughter. Being in that house stuck together can improve their relationship. They will have no choice but to speak with one another or avoid and that will be hard for them to do when there's just no getting around it. I can also see Kaila as being the next wicked Maggie. She seems to have a boastful air about herself. No one who is humble declares they "own half the town".......and maybe she should take this opportunity to actually open her Bible and learn a thing or two about humility from Jesus!
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07-06-07, 00:05 AM (EST)
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34. "Some general impressions" |
1. I thought the handling of the twist was somewhat lame. I was expecting a few more pairs, so three was somewhat disappoint (but OK). I thought that separating them into groups wasn't the best idea. Alliance-of-11, anyone? It happened in the X-Factor and it might happen here. You never know, though.2. Joe is driving me nuts. The guy can't shut up for half a second, and shouts a major TMI about his STD he got. I kinda feel bad for Dustin right now. 3. Those two girls' connections seems somewhat lame/petty. The cheerleader (blonde) seems kinda annoying, but other one seems cool. Carol, I think. She's kinda hot too. 4. I don't know what to make of Evil Dicque. He'll be entertaining to watch, but I think he's playing up to the camera right now. 5. Eric (America's Player) seems cool so far. It was funny to watch him try to (wisely) throw the challenge. It's unlikely that Kaila will nominate him anyway, since they won the challenge together. I might be wrong, however. 6. The underage player is going to have fun being a teetotaller for awhile. Maybe she'll "change her mind" in two months. 
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07-06-07, 00:34 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Some general impressions" |
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>2. Joe is driving me nuts.
> The guy can't shut
>up for half a second,
>and shouts a major TMI
>about his STD he got.
> I kinda feel bad
>for Dustin right now.
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>3. Those two girls' connections seems
>somewhat lame/petty. The cheerleader
>(blonde) seems kinda annoying, but
>other one seems cool.
>Carol, I think. She's
>kinda hot too.
>Regarding the Joe/Dustin feud, I'm in complete agreement with you. Joe was extremelly annoying and over-dramatic. Dustin was overdramatic too, but I didn't find it as annoying as Joe's antics. I thought it was extremelly distasteful and stupid to disclose the gonorrhea issue in front of the other houseguests. Joe even admitted to the other houseguests that he did horrible vindictive things to Dustin. Why would you want to paint yourself in such a negative light to a bunch of people who may have the power to determine your fate? STUPID! STUPID!! The Carol/Jessica feud sounds very petty. So, you got into a fight when you were in Junior High, Big F*cking Deal! Get over it. Overall, I didn't have a bad impression of Carol. Jessica, on the other hand, was extremelly annoying. Whenever Jessica spoke, it reminded me of Holly (from Season 5). She doesn't appear to be particularly bright.
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