Moonbaby's Cornertime With Kismet
<Camera focuses on Kismet entering into the dimly lit Cornertime area through a secret panel. She is whispering to the cameraman and looks surprised to hear a voice from the shadows. A woman in the distance is calling. "Hellooo? Anyone there?" Kismet begins walking towards the sound. She flips on the lights and we see Moonbaby struggling in a corner. Kismet looks confused and approaches moonbaby..>
Moonbaby? I thought everyone had been cleared from Cornertime until I could make some improvements. What are you doing here?
Hey this is all a big mistake! I don’t belong in the corner- I’m stuck! I kind of got lost looking for the deck and stepped in something…. something really sticky…. could it be? SUPERGLUE?
<Kismet approaches cautiously and bends down to get a look at the floor. Sure enough there is a huge puddle of Superglue covering the entire Corner. Kismet takes a step back and chuckles.>
Yes, that's glue alright. I assume it was meant for me, as I am the only one with access to the corner during the upgrade. <Kismet looks into the camera and gives a very evil grin. > You're going to have to do better than that Ebug. Enlisting the aid of Supe was smart, but really this is a pathetic attempt..
<She turns back to Moonbaby>
Kis, would you mind helping me out of here? I’m really not a Cornertime kind of girl! Pweeeese? <Moon makes big puppy dog eyes and looks sincere.> Aside from that, my margarita glass is almost empty and you don’t want to see me without a frosty adult beverage…
<Moon narrows her eyes to get the point across.>
Hey, I am the only one who knows you are here. I don't think I would be threatening anything missy! I'm not sure what works on that glue so I might as well interview you while you are here and completely helpless.. We know how you wound up in the corner, how did you wind up in this community
I was registered at SS. Sure they patted my back….called me comrade…But the environment was harsh and cold. There was this fear, the military police were always watching….watching…It took a toll. I was afraid to post anything! I decided to break away. In the black of night I ran to the SB embassy. The alarm sounded! Dogs barked and nipped at my heels! Shots were fired! Breathlessly I ran through the gates! Defiantly I screamed “I DEFECT!” and collapsed into the arms of Webby. With newfound joy and glee I posted “Kimmi is hosting a thong contest!” on spoilers, only to be browbeaten and abused by a certain big shoe wearing joker. I thought oh no, not here! Nooooo! <pauses to take the last big gulp of margarita after reliving the scary clown incident> I didn’t come over to this place for wanton abuse, no siree. Thanks to AyaK I found a way to post proof. HAH! Kimmi got booted and I did my little victory dance in the end zone. I stayed away from spoilers after that, though. The very many smart and hilarious people here are what made me stay. Besides, who else would have me?
So who are you favorite posters around here?
I can’t deny that Superman’s posts are consistently entertaining. He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he’s the super flying guy… gooooooooo SUPE! EBug and SirE, the cute little welcome wagoneers that they are, they made me feel at home. But by singling them out I in no way mean to exclude anyone else. So many strong and captivating personalities! <Moon smiles> It’s like a big party in here and every night someone else is the life of it! I’d like to get back to that party, Kismet,by the way…..
<Moon again tries to lift feet from the icky stickiness that has her entrapped>
Don’t you have any way to get me out of this corner? Fifteen minutes of this is really waaay too much for someone like me!!
<Moon looks around desperately and sighs.>
How did you choose the name Moonbaby?
Moonbaby is a little alien baby cartoon character I used to draw on the blackboard. The teachers never knew who did it but it annoyed the heck out of them to have to erase it before class began.
Because of your nick many people assume you are a younger board member. Does that bother you?
I may act like a giggly schoolgirl sometimes but just because my nick has the word “baby” in it doesn’t mean I was born yesterday!
<Moon looks at her empty glass, swirls it around>
Oh Stop pouting or I will leave you here indefinitely. What about your sig pic. How did you find that?
My sig pic was a group effort. It was really hard to find something moonbaby-ish! Ice Cat improved the design and Boomer animated it! Yay, team! I love it, thanks again guys! Please everyone go see SHREK-maybe SKG won’t mind me using their logo if I plug their movie !
Did you know that you are becoming a 'famous bar flirt'?
Me? A flirt? <Moon sounds incredulous and widens eyes innocently> I’s just being friendly! <winks at cameraman and raises one eyebrow> Hey sweet thang can’t a big strong man like you help little old me out of this corner? Huh Sugar?
<Moon tries again to pick up feet and can’t> Hmph.
Leave the cameraman alone and Tell us more about you.
About me? Not much to tell. I work at a veddy posh investment firm in the cold cold city. Want free investment advice? Buy cards, it’s a good deal! Wocka wocka!! I get a big kick out of spending time with my nieces. They make me laugh, I love them so much! I take them to all the Disney movies so I won’t be the only unaccompanied adult in the theater. I enjoy screaming my head off at hockey games and I’m always up for a good concert. I’m a frustrated artist-love to sing, play a couple of instruments passably and pretend I can paint. Like so many other people here I am shy in RL…until I know you better.
So you are an unattached flirt. Would you ever go out with someone you met here?
Would I go out with someone I met online? Hmm… I do have a teeny bit of a crush on someone here-he’s so sweet and funny! <Moon looks down, smiles a tiny smile and blushes-tries to shuffle feet shyly and can’t since they are still stuck to the floor-furrows brow at the sticky situation> Ya never know.
Interesting moon, but you may keep that secret for the time being. Is there anything else you want us to know about you.
I never expected to be so sucked in here. What a surprise! It’s a lot of fun and in an odd twist I have shakes to thank for luring me into chat with his infernal press conference! It started out as curiosity…and became an addiction!. Kis, you know what? This corner ain’t so bad after all…..
<Moon beams into the camera and fluffs hair>
I guess I’m an attention ho deep down. How do I look? <Moon laughs> And hey!
<Moon steps out of stuck sandals and hops to one side> HAH! How do you like that!? Excuse me for a moment, please? Calls across room: BARKEEP, A MARGARITA POR FAVOR- STAT!!! It’s been fun, girleen!
<Kisses Kismet on the cheek with “mwah” sound, winks to camera, hums a little tune and dances away barefoot. Kismet chuckles and watches her go.>
I was wondering how long it would take for her to figure that one out. Ok, you may return to your regularly scheduled programming now. Stay tuned for a new and improved cornertime coming soon.