Moonbaby's Cornertime With Kismet

<Camera focuses on Kismet entering into the dimly lit Cornertime area through a secret panel. She is whispering to the cameraman and looks surprised to hear a voice from the shadows. A woman in the distance is calling. "Hellooo? Anyone there?" Kismet begins walking towards the sound. She flips on the lights and we see Moonbaby struggling in a corner. Kismet looks confused and approaches moonbaby..>

Moonbaby? I thought everyone had been cleared from Cornertime until I could make some improvements. What are you doing here?

Hey this is all a big mistake! I don’t belong in the corner- I’m stuck! I kind of got lost looking for the deck and stepped in something…. something really sticky…. could it be? SUPERGLUE?

<Kismet approaches cautiously and bends down to get a look at the floor. Sure enough there is a huge puddle of Superglue covering the entire Corner. Kismet takes a step back and chuckles.>

Yes, that's glue alright. I assume it was meant for me, as I am the only one with access to the corner during the upgrade. <Kismet looks into the camera and gives a very evil grin. > You're going to have to do better than that Ebug. Enlisting the aid of Supe was smart, but really this is a pathetic attempt..

<She turns back to Moonbaby>

Kis, would you mind helping me out of here? I’m really not a Cornertime kind of girl! Pweeeese? <Moon makes big puppy dog eyes and looks sincere.> Aside from that, my margarita glass is almost empty and you don’t want to see me without a frosty adult beverage…

<Moon narrows her eyes to get the point across.>

Hey, I am the only one who knows you are here. I don't think I would be threatening anything missy! I'm not sure what works on that glue so I might as well interview you while you are here and completely helpless.. We know how you wound up in the corner, how did you wind up in this community

I was registered at SS. Sure they patted my back….called me comrade…But the environment was harsh and cold. There was this fear, the military police were always watching….watching…It took a toll. I was afraid to post anything! I decided to break away. In the black of night I ran to the SB embassy. The alarm sounded! Dogs barked and nipped at my heels! Shots were fired! Breathlessly I ran through the gates! Defiantly I screamed “I DEFECT!” and collapsed into the arms of Webby. With newfound joy and glee I posted “Kimmi is hosting a thong contest!” on spoilers, only to be browbeaten and abused by a certain big shoe wearing joker. I thought oh no, not here! Nooooo! <pauses to take the last big gulp of margarita after reliving the scary clown incident> I didn’t come over to this place for wanton abuse, no siree. Thanks to AyaK I found a way to post proof. HAH! Kimmi got booted and I did my little victory dance in the end zone. I stayed away from spoilers after that, though. The very many smart and hilarious people here are what made me stay. Besides, who else would have me?

<Moon shrugs>

So who are you favorite posters around here?

I can’t deny that Superman’s posts are consistently entertaining. He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he’s the super flying guy… gooooooooo SUPE! EBug and SirE, the cute little welcome wagoneers that they are, they made me feel at home. But by singling them out I in no way mean to exclude anyone else. So many strong and captivating personalities! <Moon smiles> It’s like a big party in here and every night someone else is the life of it! I’d like to get back to that party, Kismet,by the way…..

<Moon again tries to lift feet from the icky stickiness that has her entrapped>

Don’t you have any way to get me out of this corner? Fifteen minutes of this is really waaay too much for someone like me!!

<Moon looks around desperately and sighs.>

How did you choose the name Moonbaby?

Moonbaby is a little alien baby cartoon character I used to draw on the blackboard. The teachers never knew who did it but it annoyed the heck out of them to have to erase it before class began.

Because of your nick many people assume you are a younger board member. Does that bother you?

I may act like a giggly schoolgirl sometimes but just because my nick has the word “baby” in it doesn’t mean I was born yesterday!

<Moon looks at her empty glass, swirls it around>

Oh Stop pouting or I will leave you here indefinitely. What about your sig pic. How did you find that?

My sig pic was a group effort. It was really hard to find something moonbaby-ish! Ice Cat improved the design and Boomer animated it! Yay, team! I love it, thanks again guys! Please everyone go see SHREK-maybe SKG won’t mind me using their logo if I plug their movie !

Did you know that you are becoming a 'famous bar flirt'?

Me? A flirt? <Moon sounds incredulous and widens eyes innocently> I’s just being friendly! <winks at cameraman and raises one eyebrow> Hey sweet thang can’t a big strong man like you help little old me out of this corner? Huh Sugar?

<Moon tries again to pick up feet and can’t> Hmph.

Leave the cameraman alone and Tell us more about you.

About me? Not much to tell. I work at a veddy posh investment firm in the cold cold city. Want free investment advice? Buy cards, it’s a good deal! Wocka wocka!! I get a big kick out of spending time with my nieces. They make me laugh, I love them so much! I take them to all the Disney movies so I won’t be the only unaccompanied adult in the theater. I enjoy screaming my head off at hockey games and I’m always up for a good concert. I’m a frustrated artist-love to sing, play a couple of instruments passably and pretend I can paint. Like so many other people here I am shy in RL…until I know you better.

So you are an unattached flirt. Would you ever go out with someone you met here?

Would I go out with someone I met online? Hmm… I do have a teeny bit of a crush on someone here-he’s so sweet and funny! <Moon looks down, smiles a tiny smile and blushes-tries to shuffle feet shyly and can’t since they are still stuck to the floor-furrows brow at the sticky situation> Ya never know.

Interesting moon, but you may keep that secret for the time being. Is there anything else you want us to know about you.

I never expected to be so sucked in here. What a surprise! It’s a lot of fun and in an odd twist I have shakes to thank for luring me into chat with his infernal press conference! It started out as curiosity…and became an addiction!. Kis, you know what? This corner ain’t so bad after all…..

<Moon beams into the camera and fluffs hair>

I guess I’m an attention ho deep down. How do I look? <Moon laughs> And hey!

<Moon steps out of stuck sandals and hops to one side> HAH! How do you like that!? Excuse me for a moment, please? Calls across room: BARKEEP, A MARGARITA POR FAVOR- STAT!!! It’s been fun, girleen!

<Kisses Kismet on the cheek with “mwah” sound, winks to camera, hums a little tune and dances away barefoot. Kismet chuckles and watches her go.>

I was wondering how long it would take for her to figure that one out. Ok, you may return to your regularly scheduled programming now. Stay tuned for a new and improved cornertime coming soon.

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Another great interview...

But who is Moon's secret crush...

I must know!!!

Very funny interview, guys. Boomerang thinks that Moonbaby should post more often with a sense of humor like that. And maybe you can show us that little alien drawing that you use to torment your teacher with. Sounds like a sig pic in the making.

"I work at a veddy posh investment firm." You mean they have open bowls of Cheetos sitting around on glass tables? I've got about $1.97 that'll be freed up soon. Where do I call for an appointment?

Boomerang! You took the words right out of my mouth. *I* was going to suggest that moonie use her moonbaby alien drawing as a sig pic. Oh well <sigh>

Kismet - thanks again. I really appreciate all the effort you put into these interviews. It's well worth it. We all love you.

Moonbaby - You are hilarious! Thanks for sharing a piece of yourself. I'm also an artist of sorts and it's always good to meet another one of my own kind

Survivorchick

Moon rocks!! I KNEW that. Where the hell you all been?? *giggles*

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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Moonie!!! What a great interview! It definitely brought out a more daring, fun-loving, "joie de vie"-kinda side of ya ! And I thought you were such a quiet girl, hee hee!

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That was a GREAT interview you two!

Another female hockey fan--YESSS! You are hilarious.

You see Kis, in light of all the crazy things happening, you are building community among everyone here. Bonding us together by revealing hidden sided of people. (better stop- b4 O get smacked)

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darbygrl

Great interview you two!

I loved your interview, Moonie. Thanks as always, to both of you. Kis, I appreciate all of the hard work you put into these

*tries to pry Moon's shoes up but can't, so pull upthe floor boards and carries her from the corner*

Moon...I'm so glad you came and joined us from the "evil site".
I hope I'm the guy in the bar you have the crush on!
I hope you've been practicing "our song"? I've been working on a
little ukulele-metal just for you!

*monkey remebers his days playing high-school hockey*

I thought I had already responded to this when it was posted...? Moonie, you are among my very favorite people in the bar--you keep me in stitches so much my sides ache! Great job, Kis & Moonbabes!

Wonderful interview! I too thought that I had responded to this, but noooo. Kis as usual excellent work. <<<hugs>>>
Moon thank you for sharing with us, you one funny lady! I dig the margarita loving woman that you are!
Come into the bar, the next ones on me!

mistofleas --wonders if 9:30am is too early or too late for a drink

Thanks everyone for the nice words. Like I said last night, you *all* are so funny I keep on coming back for more! And Monkey, you are my ape in shining armor
http://205.188.218.46/mf_moviephotos/9787_pg_05

Moon,
I knew I was your crush...I just knew it.
But that's not a picture of me...that's a picture of
my 4th cousin, Koko. He used to be a drill instructor
on Boot Camp!

no one makes me laugh harder than our little moonie! You are the best sweetie.

And Kis, thank you again for all you do around here.

Oh Moonbaby, I forgot to post on this. I beg your forgiveness.

You are so sweet and funny, I know I would love to hang with you sometime. Can't you see us single gals taking the city by storm, margarita in your hand, Sam Adams in mine. No animal man would be safe from us

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I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.