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"Newsflash!! Shakes the Clown is REALLY Bob!"
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09-28-01, 01:52 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Newsflash!! Shakes the Clown is REALLY Bob!" |
Any way you look at it, they're both ugly and idiotic as sin.Bob looks like Kenny G. on crack and Micow looks like a Hebraic Torah reader, in drag. Take yer pick... I'd rather be plankton attached to the boat than any male moron on that booz-crooz of cheese. POON TOON TONY.
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09-28-01, 02:50 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Newsflash!! Shakes the Clown is REALLY Bob!" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-28-01 AT 03:43 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-28-01 AT 02:56 PM (EST) Well POON
Mike is a whole lot funnier then you.
Oh and guess what? He's on a TV show.
Jealous maybe?
I happen to think he is nice looking, and clever.
Most of the time the guys with the prettiest faces have nothing else to offer. Real women perfer men with personality. ( Oh and what kind of name is Poon Toon) 
edited again to fix the part that made Homebrewer and Aya laugh,
I am so easily swayed by the laughter of men.
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings
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09-28-01, 02:57 PM (EST)
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5. "Agree" |
S-chick, long before I ever knew that "shakes the clown" was on a TV show, I knew his real name ... and after I found out he was on one, I looked up his professional credentials to verify his name. Trust me, he is NOT Bob, he's Michael.
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09-28-01, 04:18 PM (EST)
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13. "I think I've got it now..." |
...Shakes/Webby/Michael are the same person.
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09-28-01, 05:30 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: I think I've got it now..." |
I like this theory... Webby has a sister, Shakes has a brother. Does Webby also have a brother? Does Shakes also have a sister? Hmmm... something to think about.
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09-29-01, 00:56 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: I think I've got it now..." |
>>Does Shakes also have a sister? Hmmm... something to think about.<< As long as it's not supermanssister.. *shudder*
I can only imagine that shakessister would be 1O times as bad.. 
"The trick is to keep breathing...." - Garbage
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska! 
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09-28-01, 06:16 PM (EST)
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04-19-01, 07:23 PM (EST) Subject: "I know who shakes is!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have done a considerable amount of independent research, and have read everyone's opinions as to the clown's true identity, and have finally come to a conclusion...
Shakes the clown is a closet lesbian with a penchant for Gouda who was formerly posting under the pseudonym BadAs, while simultaneously hosting this website as our beloved webmaster, SurvivorBlows. He has written every single summary ever posted on Survivor Blows, under the combined pseudonyms shakes the clown, Irisheyes, AyatollahKhomeini, and Island Heat. He also uses the pseudonym Leif, and is currently somewhere out of the country. Shakes' true identity is Richard Hatch, who, coincidentally, is the Love Child of Vanessa Williams and Adam Sandler. He works for David Letterman, and may actually be Letterman during certain hours of the day, when he composes top ten lists under the screenname Superman, who is dead. Speaking of dead, shakes is both Andy Kaufmann and Bert Convey. Although shakes is not a contestant on Survivor 2, he plays one on TV... actually he plays all of them, but most prominently Colby, Lizzy, and Jeff. He has also starred as both Greg and Colleen in Survivor One. When he was younger, he starred in The Muppets Meet The Wizard of Oz (which he also directed, created, and produced under the name Franz Oz). He was a former Miss America, but had to give up his crown in 1981 when he had an Endless Love affair with himself, and became the founding member of the W.L.S.W.E.T.F.H.I.F.C. (We Love Shakes Who Ever The Fvck He Is Fan Club). On weekdays, he is the host of Comedy Central's Game Show Win Scott Baio's Money. He can be seen in the upcoming Fox TV show Love Cruise, where he will wow contestants with his ability to walk on water and rise from the dead after three days in a sealed tomb. In his free time, shakes works to spoil both Boot Camp and Survivor 2. Despite his busy schedule, shakes still makes time for a successful legal career and writes best selling novels. His one complaint is that, due to a rare medical condition, he needs 12 hours of sleep a night. In a recent press conference, he said, "If I only had to sleep 8 hours a night, like average people, I could do so much more with my life." He was immediately flamed by VampKira: "At least you can go out during the daytime... I have to sit in a fvcking coffin all day long and play on my computer."
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You never know what might be up my sleeeve...
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Kramer 29 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-01, 00:05 AM (EST)
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25. "Shakes is not a clown..." |
LAST EDITED ON 09-29-01 AT 00:08 AM (EST)Shakes is not a clown, nor is he Michael/Webby/Bunky or Bob...Shakes is a squirrel. You see, this squirrel visits my deck every day. He knocks on my window so that I will go out there with a piece of bread and some peanut butter. He braves coming up on the deck, knocking on the window, yet when I go to hand him the treat, he shakes and shakes and shakes, so much that he even sometimes drops the piece of bread. So, I have the proof, every single day, about 4:00 PM, knocking on my window...no clown, definitely a squirrel.  Kramer
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09-29-01, 00:35 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Shakes is not a clown..." |
<So, I have the proof, every single day, about 4:00 PM, knocking on my window...no clown, definitely a squirrel.> Well, Shakes is definetly squirrelly and he is perverted enough to be a Peeping Tom looking into the windows of women, and he is an ambulance chasing lawyer, who probably would work for peanuts. Yeah, you could be right.....Hmmmm....
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09-29-01, 06:08 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Fuggin Two-timing Squirrel" |
OFG,I am LMAO! Thanks for the picture, that is great! Wow, shakes the squirrel is cheating on me...I guess he will do anything for the next piece of ...... bread. (what did you think I was going to say there?? huh??) Man, shakes the squirrel is gonna have a weight control issue to deal with if he doesn't stop whoring around for peanuts ;) Kramer
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