Cherberrie:

I didn't really think of EBug's comment as making fun of the poster's name. But I hadn't really even noticed the name until I read Buggy's comment, then I went back and looked at it again and started chuckling. I think "Poon_Toon_Tony" is a name chosen deliberately to invite chuckling when it's read, so I don't think Buggy was being insensitive. If I'm wrong, though, I'll apologize and I'll be happy to retract my earlier comment. Would PTTony care to enlighten us?

AyaK

Sorry Chickie, your off base -- shakes is Mike, I have plenty of proof (you think I'm that easy to convince???? )

-SB

S-chick, long before I ever knew that "shakes the clown" was on a TV show, I knew his real name ... and after I found out he was on one, I looked up his professional credentials to verify his name. Trust me, he is NOT Bob, he's Michael.

I, too, have proof, have found old papers by him, and have verified his identity...

What... is this some sort of mod convention???

<Sorry Chickie, your off base -- shakes is Mike, I have plenty of proof (you think I'm that easy to convince???? )>

Wondering what kind of "plenty of proof" you saw... I'm just wildly guessing here...Bob isn't Jewish? And you're actually Dr. Skinner Back, the urologist doubling as a mole at bris? And Michael was one of your clients?

That only ENHANCES Michael's reputation, ya know? Or BELITTLES it.

LAST EDITED ON 09-28-01 AT 03:13 PM (EST)

Awww, Chick, I have enjoyed your Shakes is Bob campaign from its beginning. I realize Shakes is Michael, but that doesn't keep me from enjoying your insistence that he's Bob. Don't let the silly facts keep you from having fun bashing.

LMAO here... because I know you know that Shakes makes fun of men with long hair... isn't that what initially clued you into the Bob ID, long before we knew he was the first off the boat?

Thanks OFG

> Don't let the silly
>facts keep you from having
>fun bashing.

I would never let "facts" get in the way of anything

>LMAO here... because I know you
>know that Shakes makes fun
>of men with long hair...
>isn't that what initially clued
>you into the Bob ID,
>long before we knew he
>was the first off the
>boat?

You're absolutely right! (In addition to the fact that Bob most resembles a clown)

Survivorchick

I second that endorsement, Schick--I've loved the "shakes is Bob" argument! I only wonder why you hid this tendency toward the bizarre until now! Afraid to let us know how well you fit in with the misfits?

GT

>>how well you fit in with the misfits?

Ahem, GT, there's something very wrong with this whole concept, but I can't quite get the pieces to misfit together enough to misplace it into words...

Maybe when I've seen a few more episodes of LC I'll get the picture as to how it all shakes out in Reality...TV, that is.

> there's something very wrong with this whole concept
Holy cow! I didn't even notice that when I wrote it (you KNOW how tired I am!)--that DOES have a kind of "jumbo shrimp" thing happening, doesn't it? LMAO

GT

...Shakes/Webby/Michael are the same person.

I like this theory... Webby has a sister, Shakes has a brother. Does Webby also have a brother? Does Shakes also have a sister? Hmmm... something to think about.

>>Does Shakes also have a sister? Hmmm... something to think about.<<

As long as it's not supermanssister.. *shudder*
I can only imagine that shakessister would be 1O times as bad..

"The trick is to keep breathing...." - Garbage

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!

Gosh darn it, how many times do I have to tell you guys? Shakes is BA.

dangerkitty

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04-19-01, 07:23 PM (EST)

Subject: "I know who shakes is!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have done a considerable amount of independent research, and have read everyone's opinions as to the clown's true identity, and have finally come to a conclusion...

Shakes the clown is a closet lesbian with a penchant for Gouda who was formerly posting under the pseudonym BadAs, while simultaneously hosting this website as our beloved webmaster, SurvivorBlows. He has written every single summary ever posted on Survivor Blows, under the combined pseudonyms shakes the clown, Irisheyes, AyatollahKhomeini, and Island Heat. He also uses the pseudonym Leif, and is currently somewhere out of the country.

Shakes' true identity is Richard Hatch, who, coincidentally, is the Love Child of Vanessa Williams and Adam Sandler. He works for David Letterman, and may actually be Letterman during certain hours of the day, when he composes top ten lists under the screenname Superman, who is dead. Speaking of dead, shakes is both Andy Kaufmann and Bert Convey.

Although shakes is not a contestant on Survivor 2, he plays one on TV... actually he plays all of them, but most prominently Colby, Lizzy, and Jeff. He has also starred as both Greg and Colleen in Survivor One. When he was younger, he starred in The Muppets Meet The Wizard of Oz (which he also directed, created, and produced under the name Franz Oz). He was a former Miss America, but had to give up his crown in 1981 when he had an Endless Love affair with himself, and became the founding member of the W.L.S.W.E.T.F.H.I.F.C. (We Love Shakes Who Ever The Fvck He Is Fan Club).

On weekdays, he is the host of Comedy Central's Game Show Win Scott Baio's Money. He can be seen in the upcoming Fox TV show Love Cruise, where he will wow contestants with his ability to walk on water and rise from the dead after three days in a sealed tomb. In his free time, shakes works to spoil both Boot Camp and Survivor 2.

Despite his busy schedule, shakes still makes time for a successful legal career and writes best selling novels. His one complaint is that, due to a rare medical condition, he needs 12 hours of sleep a night. In a recent press conference, he said, "If I only had to sleep 8 hours a night, like average people, I could do so much more with my life."

He was immediately flamed by VampKira: "At least you can go out during the daytime... I have to sit in a fvcking coffin all day long and play on my computer."
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You never know what might be up my sleeeve...

All very, very good theories, Sleeeve, but.....

I'm still going with Mike as Bunky. The hair gives it away....Think Bunky with a full head of hair. Think Mike with a metallic disco shirt. Both sensitive guys....neither of them REALLY gets the girl..

I can state with great authority that Shakes has never ever ever been Irisheyes. Never will be Irisheyes, never was Irisheyes. She was evil and this Lady killed her

GOD BLESS AMERICA