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"Answer: Fox's Official Love Cruise Web Page."
boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-01, 03:25 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Answer: Fox's Official Love Cruise Web Page." |
Yeah, that web site sucks. I can do without the cheesy sax music and the toilet-flushing sounds when you roll over a button.
And that "who's with who" page, with all those crisscrossing lines is awful. Why not just put the photos together in pairs?
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-01, 06:38 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Answer: Fox's Official Love Cruise Web Page." |
>I can do without the cheesy sax music and the toilet-flushing sounds
OOOOOHHhhhh! TOILET sounds. . . now it makes sense!! I was trying to figure out why they were wailing on a sheet of aluminum (like that thunder effect on old radio shows). Wondered if maybe Neptune was getting set to emerge from the depths of the Carribbean and start hurling bolts at this whole mess--but FLUSHING makes it all come together for me.As usual, boomer is a genius. Maybe there's a song in here somewhere to complete there? How 'bout Dedicated to the One I Flush, How Sweet It Is (to Be Flushed By You), I Can't Flush You For Sentimental Reasons, or simply Love is Blue: Blue, blue, my water's blue
Blue as the water swirling in my loo. . .
Grey, grey, my life is grey
Grey as this island where loozers must stay. Red, red, my eyes are red
Crying for you alone in my bed
Green, green, my jealous heart
I screwed up badly, and now we're apart When we began, how the bright sun shone
Then love died, now the rainbow is gone Black, black, the nights I've known
Longing for you so lost and alone
Gone, gone, the love we blew
Blue is my world since I lost the prize money, too Hell, boomer--this is YOUR shtick! Show us how it's REALLY done! GT
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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09-27-01, 12:44 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: red, red, I like this thread..." |
>Hey, GT - what is it with bathroom humor that brings you out of the woodwork?
Hmmmm. . . I've been pondering this question for a while, and I'm still not 100% sure. . . You know, George Carlin has always insisted that farts are universally funny (although kids and codgers are frequently the only ones to appreciate the purest of the art form,) so maybe it's just that I'm earthy enough to appreciate such basic pleasures. Maybe it's because it's one of the few topics people absolutely cannot twist into some ridiculous, underhanded insult--damn it all, I ALWAYS say exactly what I mean--no need to look for hidden meanings--but it's only with a topic like this that people are really forced to take me at my word. . . But you know. . . YOU were the one to originally identify the flushing noise, and all I did was go with the toilet theme. I did not interject objects WITHIN the toilet--that "sleeping logs" beauty was alllllll yours! And don't think I didn't notice that our own Martha Stewart plucked that line out as her own funny-bone-tickler. . . or the way you and IceCat became so gleeful at the prospect of animating something along those lines (hey! Pépé beat you guys to the punch!) Face it, boomer--when you tap the lowest common denominator, it's bound to reach everyone. . . it's just that not everyone is uninhibited enough to admit it. or they convince themselves that they are ABOVE such things (and yet these same people think boob jokes are fair game? Hmmmm. . .) Poor Gopher--all he (?) wanted to do was point out the lousy web design. . . Welcome to our little freak show, Gopher! LOL 
GT
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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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09-27-01, 01:03 PM (EST)
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13. "guilty as charged" |
Yes, my mind is easily corrupted. Just think of the stuff I could do if I didn't limit myself to this PG-13 material.
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