LAST EDITED ON 06-26-01 AT 09:37 PM (EST)
Yes folks it is that time again. Time for another episode of the Early Guys Gabfest- The Lame-o Show.
Once again GG won't be with us since he is somewhere on special assignment. Don't ask me what he does, or where they send him,all I know is , I do all the work and he makes more money.
Filling in for GG today will be Johnny.
The board phenomenon that is Blowsvivor is still the talk of the Summer season. We have with us today the second contestant voted off, Skierdude. We caught up with Skier from the losers camp on MonkeyBoy Island and were able to convince him to join us in the studio for todays interview.
EBug : Welcome SkierDude, nice to have you with us this morning.
SkDude: *waves at Ebug* Hey everyone, way kewl to be hear.
EBug : You were the youngest member to ever be on a make-believe reality show. How do you feel about that?
SkDude: Whaddya mean make believe? Shakes sed there are prizes! And I am not really 13. Shakes just said that. One time someone on Spoliers said they thot I was MBs 12 year old nephew and that was how that started then dalton said damn, I hope that "10" you tacked on your ID is NOT your AGE!! And I sed KNOW WAY but noone ever believes me becuz I cannot back it up without revelling my source.
EBug : When you first started the show, Shakes the Clown was still in charge of production. What can you tell us about the infamous Clown, and how do you think he portrayed you?
SkDude: he he he Shakes licks to flame me somuch he made a post with all the flames just to me as his favrite ones so that says he needled me for his dasturdly perpusses.
I told him You are to quick to flame and not quick enough to understand....
When you stop being pescimistic torwards me, then you will actually be able to see what I post but instead he tide me to a bedpost and forced me to watch clown porn until I signed his stoopid contract. So I expeckted him to potray me as like way yung and lame so what else is new but now hes the one who got portraited into a blownup skull so he he he I was in the game longer than Shakes Burnit.
EBug : Were you surprised that BA, oops, I mean your tribe voted to remove you from the game?
SkDude: no I called that one they knew I was a thread if I got to final 4
EBug :Umm Skier, my eyes are up here
SkDude: like, I cant look up there cuz bug eyes scare me bigtime. You seen that Love Cruise bimbo in the vidcaps?
EBug : What about the rumors that you and OFG had an alliance any truth to that?
SkDude: she told me she wood take me to Final 2 butt I am not that dumb I fully expedted she wood black widow and betray me but I was hoping shed let me feel her up firtst, because she had awesome … Anyway's i am getting sidetracked completely. What were we talking about? O yeah, the betrayal… I called tha one so I would have betraded her first.
EBug : Did you have a crush on her?
SkDude: I laid on her in the tent when she was sleeping but I DID NOT crush her, that was a false ackusation and I think sleeeeeev started that roomer. I don’t know why people believe him hes not even a better spolier than me.
Ebug: What about Dangerkitty, did you try to get anothing going on with her?
SkDude: LOL I tried to alie with her but she said sorry dude I hate to burst your bubble but Im not gonna be the one to pop your...
EBug : Ok Ok we get it
EBug : My sources tell me that you are a big fan of something you call "The Bump" what exactly is that ?
SkDude: LOL, that’s you know when theres a kewl post and boring stuff pushes it off the first page then you go BUMP and its back on top. One time I BUMPED the same thread like 3 times in 20 minites and WEBBY yelled at me SKIER what are you doing?
ROFLMAO good laugh for ole times sake…I gave ol Probe some of my BUMPS that I made there in the camp to trip up everybody in that silly challenge after they voted me out, they were all wet sand shaped like boobs and they was all falling down and puttin their faces in them ROFLMAO
EBug : Dude! Stop looking at my chest!!
SkDude: ok, but my mom told me never to stare at a girls crotch so wear do you want me to look?
EBug : Any truth to the rumor that you reached Puberty
while in production ?
SkDude: LOL….I looked for it evry day but the security was pretty tite so no I didn’t get as close as I wanted but im still calling the effort a suckcess.
EBug : What is your Favorite Video Game and why?
SkDude: LOL…I don’t even play video games since for ages. That was stoopid shakes who sent me with a game cartrig and no ACDC. I wanted to bring my snowboard but he wouldn’t let me, cuz it had survival value and hes just plain mean.
EBug : Dalton seems to be emerging as the Leader of the AA tribe, What are your thoughts about that, and did you get along with The Dalton?
SkDude: He he, buh-bye Fearless Leader Dalton! NUFF SAID!!!!!! Ya know what Dalton said to me once? She said, “So Sorry Dude10....but you are not pulling stupid subject lines and say nothing post crapola on ME.” Then, at TC she TOLD ME TO MY FACE “we have some nice parting gifts for you…And you thought Shakes was "mean" waaaa waaaa.” I am not kidding look it up if you don’t beleeve me! And she was always yelling at me to get firewood and fill the water jug like I was useles, but IMO all she did was smoke her peace pipe and get all bossy on everyone. I am so not looking forward to her coming to Monkey Island and harshing on me again! I am having a kewl time here with the bubbles babe who gives me treats and Dalton will fer sure tell me its my bedtime at 7:30 and not even let me watch BlowsVivor.
EBug : So SkierDude, what are your plans for the future?
SkDude: Well, Ill be back definitively on the Spoliers for Survivor 3 and starting the vote thread early jest to piss off Shakes. He will flame me mor than pottery but I can care less, you will see... when I am correct I will prove it to you all.
After that, well lets just say I have an uncle whose promised me I m a contestant on Survivor 10! I will infilter the board here before it airs and LEAK kewl stuff about my caracter! He he he, and then type like 100 times WARNING SPOLIER BELOW!!!!!!WARNING SPOLIER BELOW!!!!!!!! And screw up everyones screen ROFLMAO
EBug : I thank you for taking the time to be here today,
SkDude: Like I always say, Every new beggining, is another beggining's end.
Ebug: HEY!!! Stop it! You can't touch the host! Ewwwww
SkDude: Why are you so uptight, host, you got Superglue up your butt or what?
EBug : Tell him what he’s won, Johnny!
Johnny: SkierDude you've won the home version of our game and... Rice-a-Roni... 'the San Francisco treat'
Thank you Johnny. Today's EGG show has been brought to you by Morton's Head Shop, proud sponser of Blowsvisor and the place to go for all your party supplies. And the kind folks at McDonalds,
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Thats all for todays show, tune in soon for interviews by ItzLisa, Vampkira and Dalton.
(special thanks to OFG, who not only agreed to answer Skier's questions, but also included actual Dude quotes, great job OFGirl)
edited to add the cool logo IceCat made for me, but I couldn't find this morning