Well the girls are set, and since there's only 36 male contestants available for the 8 slu... erhm... slots. It's time to get serious and spoil Shakesvivor.
So I have taken the opportunity to summarize the 31 MALE applications, and added a list of the top 5 unsolicited names that might show up. The 31 applications we screened for DAW'ness, virtual age, conjugal visits lists, and whether they would sleep with shakes.
From Fanatics we have:
ACPS65, 239, 32, conjugal visitor - skierdude10, and NO
dabo, 157, 43, conjugal visitor - ItzLisa, and NO
fast eddie, 91,50, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
larman, 17, 37, conjugal visitor - webby, and NO
zero, 69, 24, conjugal visitor - Conspiracy Jim, and NO
bushwacker, 74, 40ish, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and MAYBE
From Basher we have:
Survivorerist, 652, early 20's, conjugal visitor - ebug, and YES
LightMage, 113, 20, conjugal visitor - webby, and NO
sleeeeeeve, 352, 20's, conjugal visitor - mistofleas, and YES
idiotcowboy, 147, 26, conjugal visitor - blu, and NO
loogaro, 28, 45, conjugal visitor - sleeeve, and YES
LIZLOVER, 199, 35, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and YES
Desert_Rhino, 694, 37, conjugal visitor - ebug, and MAYBE
Superman, 526, 27, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and YES
bottomfeeder, 6, 26, conjugal visitor - vampkira, and NO
kingpin, 3, 48, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
Pokey Okie, 42, 40ish, conjugal visitor - Vampkira, and YES
Sky Raider, 174, unknown, conjugal visitor - dangerkitty, and YES
Home Brewer, 72, 33, conjugal visitor - Vampkira, and NO
From Spoiler we have:
SherpaDave, 65, 34, conjugal visitor - skierdude10, and MAYBE
Mitrellium, 16, 29, conjugal visitor - superman, and MAYBE
AresMars, 33, 40, conjugal visitor - shakes, and NO?
unknownsurvivor, 1, 22, conjugal visitor - "none", and NO
Play2Survive, 266, 34, conjugal visitor - ItzLisa, and YES
bergdogg, 44, 18, conjugal visitor - shakes, and NO?
From OT we have:
Leif Erikson, 823, 49, conjugal visitor - cherberrie, and MAYBE
Landru, 66, 40, conjugal visitor - GT, and YES
rudyrules, 10, 40, conjugal visitor - Kismet, and NO
kokoro, 615, 17, conjugal visitor - blusavannah, and NO
gg, 66, 28, conjugal visitor - Ayak, and NO
Mistrel, 369, 35, conjugal visitor - shakes, and MAYBE
From the Unsolicited Category (top 5):
Ayak, thinks he's safe, but so did GT... hahahaha...
IceCat, said he'd post his application, but did he pull a GT and solicit off-line?
shakes, would he be so self absorbed as to cast himself? just asking *wink*
skierdude10, can shakes resist the temptation to cast his favorite foil?
BadAs/Typoman, thinks he can get selected by not applying humm... well sir we have rules around here and let me tell you... oh hell... nevermind.
So what can we determine from this. If sleeping with shakes is a criteria then the male contestants (as it was for the female ones) the candidates will come from:
If not sleeping with shakes is a criteria then the list will come from:
If being indecisive about sleeping with shakes is a criteria then:
If being a DAW is a criteria then (top eight):
If not being a DAW is a criteria the (bottom eight):
If bringing in new blood for the casting couch is a criteria (ie women from outside the game):
Leif Erikson (cherberrie)
Remember there are only 8 slots, and with 36+ potential candidates, the odds are only slightly better you'd get picked for some, lame-ass idiotic FOX reality summer time-slot show... so if you don’t make it here... there is still hope, I guess.
Whew... glad I got that outta my system... spoiler withdrawal can be ugly
subliminal messages inserted to see if my lousy chances are improved...