All the castoffs are hanging around the camp, either in their hammocks or on their beanbags. Except for Dalton, who is again on the phone.
ItzLisa: It is way too hot here, Supe, can you make it really windy and cool us off.
ItzLisa: Thanks Supe.
Desert Rhino: I am getting a little bored herewith little to do. Dalton isn't responding to my charms like I thought she would.
Dalton: Shhh, I am in the middle of something important.
Vampkira: Like what?
Dalton: Jesse Helms may retire.
Desert Rhino: The next time that kid says a word, I am strapping him to that large rocket I found, and of course pointed it at the soundstage where BV is taped, and setting it off. All in favor?
SkierDude: Dude, Kewl.
Desert Rhino, Pepe, and Superman grab Skierdude, strap him on and Desert Rhino lights the rocket and they all watch it fly off in the distance,Skierdude yelling, KEWLLLLLL
Pepe: Zhat vas cool. I despised zat kid. Eye am zo glad zat my Dangerkeety didn't have to suffer zim.
VampKira: *sigh* I wonder if anyone has passed my DAW mark yet.
Superman: I wouldn't let that happen, you know that my vampire of the night.
The castoffs hear someone walking towards them.
ItzLisa: Who's there?
The REAL Pepe: Hi all! Its me, back from my honeymoon.
VampKira: OMG, who's that then
Pepe: Thats the guy I hired to take my place. I was getting married, do you think I would forgo my honeymoon and spend the time here? See ya Carl
Carl: Hey buddy. Thank GAWD (email check) you came when you did. I was getting real sick and tired of zalking like zis.
ItzLisa: How was the honeymoon Pepe? Tell us everything?
Superman: Vamp, its time.
VampKira: *sigh* My hero and I would love to hear about this when we come back, but we have previous plans. *giggle*
Desert Rhino: I really want to get off this island. I have so much more stuff I could be doing.
Pepe: Like what?
Desert Rhino: I need to get my Survivor Four video ready. I will get on that show someday. Plus, I need to make my kids lunches for the next month. They must be running low soon.
ItzLisa: I am going to Korea, so I need to go soon too. I have so much to do to get ready, plus get in a few hundred more DAWS
Pepe: Me too, I just got married for crissake
Half and mile away, Superman and VampKira
VampKira: Do you think they suspect anything?
Superman: How could they my sweet? Everyone thinks that we are all about sex, but damnit, their is more to me than just a great body and tights. But do you think anyone sees that?
VampKira gets in the classic Lois Lane/Superman pose: Lets go.
Superman and VampKira fly off
ItzLisa: My boyfriend and I are going to Korea to help out the less fortunate there. I don't think Surv can boast that, can he?
Pepe: No Itz, I think you are right. Anyone want to see the magnets I brought back as gifts.
Desert Rhino: Dude, you don't have to bribe us with gifts.
Pepe: I know, I just want to show you where I have been. I also have slides.
Dalton: STOP RIGHT THERE! I have to get off this island like yesterday!
ItzLisa: I want to see the slides though.
Pepe: Yeah, they are not boring slides. Me and Mrs Le Pew eating lobster, at the coast, here we are in front of some statue...
Dalton: STOP! I don't care about that! I have to get off this island. Where is Superman!
Superman: You called? Ask and ye shall recieve.
Dalton: Get me off this island. Do not think I don't know where you have been flying VampKira too.
Itz, Pepe, Desert Rhino: WHAT????
VampKira: Please Dalton, I just found out.
Superman: I am so proud of you Vampy.
Desert Rhino: Where have you two been going?
Superman: Ok, I will tell you. Every night when you all think Vamp and I are, well,
VampKira: *blush* Superman has been flying me off the island so I can try out to be a backup singer for Micheal Jackson.
Superman: and she got chosen to be a backup singer when he goes to Madison Square Garden.
ItzLisa: Oh La La! Thats wonderful Vamp *hugs Vamp*
Dalton: I MUST go now, Superman, do you hear me? Dubya needs my advice about stem cell research and he needs me to have a sit down with him and his top advisors.
Pepe: Can you take all of us Supe? I mean, I am still a newlywed.
Superman: Ok, but we are breaking our contract with the Evil Overlord.
Desert Rhino: I don't really care.
Superman: Ok,but before we go Itz, I got you lots of donations and staples for you to bring to Korea with you. While Vamp has been singing her little arse off, I have been going door to door raising money for you.
Itz: Oh Supe, you are the man.
All: Bue MonkeyBoy Island
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.