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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.7"
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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.7" |
Yeah, yeah, yeah...so I'm late...so sue me...or more like so sue MB.Anyways, with a morning breathwash of aged rum I present vol 1.7 of the Be The ...Triad slayer. Seems the theme this week was "Clash of the Titans".
Not the cheesy 80's movie version with stop-motion skeleton warriors, but one in which the evil titan is pitted in battle against the last two remaining "heroes" of the legend. When we last left you, the damsel in distress, Nessa, and the dashing yet slow-witted hero/warrior were trading back and forth a pardon of no consequence. While everyone in the village was readying the sacrificial maidens for their undoing. Unbeknownst to them, the half english/half gypsy monster of lore was secretly wasting the heroes time and energy with gruel and pointless errands. This week let's us into the mind of the big and mighty beast known as the Triad. A multiheaded beast whom speaks in odd tongues, hoardes treasure and makes life even more miserable for the already miserated. *ding*ding*
Heroes and villans to the quarter deck!
Seems we've got a particularly odyessian voyage for you peasants to undertake. First to find the legedary time clock of the gods.
A strenuous and at times, mind boggling warp of a puzzle that will test your strength of character and musculature. *pop* GO! The Triad lopes forward with all heads aimed at getting the prize, and following close behind are the lowly heroes, struggling against all the unfairness this weeks episode has thrown at them. The Triad reaches the legendary timeclock first and celebrates with an enormous booty.
To the dismay of all the lowly villagers, the mighty Triad asks for the sacrifice of a non-virginal hero. The peasants discuss beheading the beast, alas it seems the beast has been paying off the local wisewomen into saving their shedding skins and one of our heros must be pushed onto the sword of legend. The loveable family guy hero gets a last minute reprieve and the sacrifice is then transferred to the last remaining warrior. Sorry, ZhoDon, your time has come at last.
Let this kiss from the fairmaiden-hoochie guide you through to the afterlife. Alas, I hardly miss ye. 
You can call me Daddo.
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07-11-07, 09:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.7" |
>*pop*
AWWWKKK!! AAWWKKK!! Polly wanna cap gun! Polly wanna cap gun! AAWWWK!
Polly wanna cutlass! Polly wanna dagger! Polly wanna blunderbus! AWWWKKK!! Polly wanna grappeling hook! Polly wanna boarding ax! Polly wanna cannon! AWWWKKK!! Polly wanna gig on a pirate ship! AWWWKK!! AAWWWKK!!
With pirates! AWWWKK!!!
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07-11-07, 10:01 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.7" |
>>*pop*
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>AWWWKKK!! AAWWKKK!! Polly wanna cap gun!
>Polly wanna cap gun!
>AAWWWK!
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>Polly wanna cutlass! Polly wanna dagger!
>Polly wanna blunderbus! AWWWKKK!! Polly
>wanna grappeling hook! Polly wanna
>boarding ax! Polly wanna cannon!
>AWWWKKK!!
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>Polly wanna gig on a pirate
>ship! AWWWKK!! AAWWWKK!!
Does Polly want a beer?
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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07-11-07, 10:38 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.7" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-11-07 AT 10:39 PM (EST)Nonsense, you can have one too hic hiccup....I's not as drink as you drunk I am........
grog....bring me more grog
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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07-12-07, 11:40 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.7" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-07 AT 11:59 AM (EST)
No not resting*rubs head* I think Polly got me drunk and took advantage of me!
grog,had way too much grog!
pirated from Joy/qwertiepie
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23. "RE: Attention, Jeff Probst." |
"You can be replaced. You can all be replaced."Ha! If you were going to replace us, we would have been gone at least 3 survivors ago. Face it, you love us -- well, you love the Temple bar with matching handmaidens, to be more precise. Now. WE have a few things to ask of you. This was supposed to be a pleasure cruise for Ra and I, full of bodice rippings and being tied to masts, etc. Instead, you "surprise" us with this lot?! We want our ship back, dang it!
Please don't ask me to listen to Azhats horrible accents anymore. If you are going to cast bad actors who are trying to hone their craft, please cast ones with talent. Besides, being British myself, it's like listening to him rake his hand-hook over the chalkboard. I don't mind him doing a bad Frog accent, as the Frogs deserve it, but it's just so bloody annoying!
Nice try sticking us with another Romber. To bad it didn't work out, but Jonessa just doesn't sound all that appealing anyway. Oh, and the "Who's your daddy" thing with Rupert2? Just. to. creepy. You know it's bad when the parrot Ra gave me starts squawking on and on about "Polly wants this, Polly wants that" BEFORE he gets together with his Seagull buddy and busts into our grog supply. 
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