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"Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread"
vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:38 PM (EST)
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"Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all sigpic-free discussions of Markie-Mark's Piratical gambit until the West Coast has a chance to either say "Arrrgh, that's good." or "Arrrgh, it svcks!"
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:52 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
John: Scientist/Exotic Dancer. Yeah, that's an interesting employment mix. Wonder what science.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Wasn't it Biology? I dunno.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:57 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
the science of "curves" and "angles"
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:53 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Best I can figure, since I got a phone call right as the legend was being finished! (UGH! wrong number!) the treasure is split 14 ways, one for the captain, and 13 for the members of the crew. There are two maps to each of the treasures. They are setting sail for the island of Dominique, where compartment #1 will be opened up.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:54 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I'll haul line, thanks. I've climbed rigging before. It's no fun, particularly barefoot.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 07:56 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
What! Was Joy thinking? Why would you sign up for something like this if you got seasick? Happens to the best in rough waters or close quarters. But on deck in soft seas?
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:00 PM (EST)
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11. "Compartment #1" |
2 maps, 2 compasses.Draw colored balls to determine the crew rosters. Winners get to keep the treasure, losers come back empty handed. Joy, seasick girl, is the first to draw the red ball. The crews will be sailing upriver, make a left turn, find a deadman's tree (skeleton in tree) Then they will find some extra keys to unlock other cages and map.
Red crew forgot they had a rudder and went off course.......
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:03 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Doesn't seem too mucky yet, only time'll tell.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:15 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I do think it got some help from the challenge build guys and gals.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:47 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
*nods* So far, the set design has been really blatant -- part of why everything about the series feels artificial.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:15 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
There's a game? Carp! Missed it. I figured the show was too new to have a game yet. Should'a looked.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:24 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
PTTE and KOB's Fantasy........
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:03 PM (EST)
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16. "Is it just me --" |
-- or is this some really crappy editing? Too much emphasis on setting and the artificial nature of the game, way too little on the people playing it. We don't even have names for half of them yet.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:11 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Is it just me --" |
Do you really care who they are? At least at this point?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:48 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Is it just me --" |
He did tip himself a couple of compasses.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:07 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Maggots coming out of the skeleton's head. Is this what happens when you donate your body? Cool!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:10 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Treasure is attached to a croc's head. Everyone's looking around but no one is using the mask they have to look underwater. Finally, Black crew finds it. It's a chest full of crabs. (John finds it.)
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 00:06 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
After that cheesy "My horoscope told me to be ware of a red-haired fox" line...I am guessing he has opened his trunk to find a bad case of the crabs before.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:12 PM (EST)
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20. "Possibly not the image they wanted." |
And in what might be the most unintentional bit of foreshadowing ever, the winners of the first challenge get a giant case of the crabs.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:17 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Possibly not the image they wanted." |
Do you know I think dh lvoes you more than me sometimes? He still hasn't quit laughing.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:19 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Possibly not the image they wanted." |
get a giant >case of the crabs. Pirate were famous for getting giant cases of crabs. In those days they had no medicine to cure it 
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:22 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Episode 1 Mutiny? We can hope!!!!!!!!!!!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:24 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Louie (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Rupert) is a fisherman. He figures Joe-Don must have been Army. If anyone's gonna lead a mutiny? He's gonna be the one.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:25 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
That unequal distribution of the loot is bound to get a few peeps dander up.
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jase 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-31-07, 08:25 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
They voted for him, so they can't cry about what THEY did. Stupid people. You don't rush and make decisions like that. Guess they learned a lesson.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:21 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
You know... it's unbelievably refreshing to have someone as honest as John around. For once, an absolute no-bs reality show star. I like this show already - not so much asskissing.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:25 PM (EST)
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39. "Markie-Mark rips off Big Brother." |
It's hardly ever a good idea to be pirate captain Head Of Household... The jealousy factor is a little strong right now, isn't it? We've always known EPMB loves to create games that punish leaders, but this is pushing it.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:32 PM (EST)
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42. "Pirate Court" |
John, Louis, and Joy are given the "Black Mark" and are up to be "cut adrift"If the entire crew agrees unamiously, they can mutiny and send the captain adrift! John was responsible for getting the treasure. (He snagged both compasses!)
Louis was thinking about mutiny, and since those with the black spot can't vote........ Joy, seasick girl, is the "sheep" and the captain is hoping won't be cut adrift. John's plan: If you get rid of me, you lose the compasses, so MUTINY or forget about any more treasure!
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jase 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-31-07, 08:43 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Are these people auditioning for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Don't see the need to act like you're 'real' pirates. Way too much over-acting going on.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:56 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I really want to start calling him Captain Hamentashen.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:39 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Joe Don argues that he can navigate using the stars & the sun. He doesn't need John or the compasses. Except, it's raining right now. Go ahead, find the dipper and find North.(DH was a navigator for the CG. JD is full of carp on a rainy or overcast day - and the others haven't a clue what he's saying about navigation w/o a compass.) Joy's still in. Louie is still in. Unanimous decision - John's gone & so are the compasses. This'll be interesting.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:41 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I guess the y'all should toss out this jerk and keep me a much bigger jerk around kinda backfired.
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CTgirl 7073 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 07:52 AM (EST)
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66. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I thought the same thing - he must have been way too weird and flakey to have to live in close quarters with him (and I thought that after seeing him for what, 10 minutes on screen?!)
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:09 AM (EST)
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67. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Maybe his "I should've been Captain since I unlocked the 3 key lock and found the f'n treasure" tirade went on a lot longer than we saw? He was definitely not a happy camper after they elected JD the captain........
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:39 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Very neat move Markie Mark!Since the voting still has to be secret, they've given the pirates' cards with the names of the three black markers, and a Mutiny card! Joy's safe, Louie's safe. John was voted out! (That's gratitude for you!) I guess he came on too strong, too fast.......... they better hope compartment two has some more compasses......
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05-31-07, 09:12 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Pirate Master Premiere East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-07 AT 09:38 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 05-31-07 AT 09:19 PM (EST) Aye, I'm likin' it too. So far, the way I get the game is, remain a good crew member until close to the end and then take your mates and mutiny! All of this early money is just a diversion. This show could give new meaning to "cutthroat", if they play it right. Prisoners Dilemma anyone? Edited to remove sig pic again! And spelink
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-31-07, 08:44 PM (EST)
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51. "Live post-episode discussion --" |
-- oh, why not? Let's put the next port of call in the Bar. It's on your left in the Live Chat room. (If you need a compass to find your left, we'll just blame John.)
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