LAST EDITED ON 09-16-13 AT 11:03 PM (EST)
With my magic seeing eye, I see...
The most interesting man in the world, and the smartest man in Pasedena. The mistress of the dark, and the lady of the ex-potus.
I see also Thor and the Transporter, Reba and Miley, the hedgehog, the worm and the Whoopi.
There's tons of sparkliness and gallons of perfume emmanating from the new crowd of celebrites on their way to enjoy the loseriness of the Lodge.
I'm here to introduce the First Entry, which will actually encompass 2 parts (each themselves comprised of multiple parts, but I digress)
They are Loser Lodge Pre-Season Question & Answer and Hut-Cam Entry
I will post the Hut-Cam in a message below. I will begin the LLPSQ&A right now.
As a new member of the Loser Lodge you will receive all sorts of perks but...
They won't kick in until you answer all of the questions below.
Welcome to the Loser Lodge Pre-Season Questionnaire & Answers?!
The PSQ&A will be split into 4 categories;
1. This OR That (Where you will choose one of the two answers given. The one that "best" fits you, matches your celebri-cortex.)
2. Superlative Multiple Choice (You will choose the best, of a small "pool" of answers, the one that "best" fits as your answer.)
3. Survivor Math (Parts nonsensical, parts lucid, parts perhaps prophetic. Fill in the answers with the names of a survivor from the main list.)
4. Blue Line Bonii (Really just one more perk for players...er celebrities...er losers.)
Please make sure to PM all LLPSQ&A entries to ME!
Just copy it all, click on the link provided for my private message box and answer away.
These are NOT to be shared with other losers.
Besides, I get so few pleasures in this world besides revealing the answers in my own game-format way. Please allow me that pleasure. Thank you.
Also, keep in mind, NONE of these questions has a "Right" or "Correct" answer.
So while you may suffer some inner turmoil with the choices for an answer, please do not stray from the list of possible answers and give your own. Thank you.
And away we go...
Section 1: This OR That
Without Context please pick 1 answer from each pair, that best represents your choice.
A. Cherry Pie OR Apple Pie
B. Birds OR Reptiles
C. American Idol OR American Ninja
D. Slots OR Craps
E. Slow Food OR Fast Food
F. Crab Cakes OR Tuna Poke
G. Feathers OR Leather
H. Cerise OR Cerulean
I. Non-Dairy Creamer OR Decaffeinated Coffee
J. Nibble of the Nape OR Lick of the Lobe
K. Roman OR Greek
L. 1 horse-sized Duck OR 100 duck-sized Horses
Section 2: Superlative Multiple Choice
Please choose one answer from the small list of possible answers after each question.
A. The MOST foreign city to you is...?
1. Bangkok, Thailand
2. Dubai, UAE
3. Hobart, Tasmania
4. Reykjavík, Iceland
5. Libreville, Gabon
B. From the following, the BIGGEST movie disappointment of the year 2013 so far is...?
1. After Earth:
2. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters:
3. Identity Thief:
4. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone:
5. A Good Day to Die Hard:
C. Of the 5 most important things to discuss in a typical Survivor Production meeting, The MOST AVERAGE (#3) thing is...?
D. The WORST prime-time cartoon, in the subversive comedy genre is...?
1. The Simpsons
2. South Park
3. King of the Hill
4. Family Guy
E. The BEST Rhyme for "Big Gull" is...?
F. The BIGGEST fear of yours would be to witness a...?
1. Smart-Chimpanzee Worldwide Overthrow
2. Reunion of Circus Clowns
3. Million-Nanobyte-March underneath your fingernail
4. Time-machine from the future comes back to the present with a bunch of well dressed cockroach representatives
5. Happy couple buying a stroller for their soon to arrive baby teacup yorkie-poo, named Felicity
Section 3: Survivor Math
|List of possible Survivor Math answers:|
|Jay Byars||Burton Reynolds||Reynold Toepfer||Marcus Lehman||Brady Finta||Chase Rice||Albert Destrade|
|John Kenny||Colby Donaldson||Malcolm Freberg||JT Thomas||Aras Baskauskas||Mick Trimming||JP Calderon|
|Darrah Johnson||Julie Berry||Jenna Morasca||Danni Boatwright||Heidi Strobel||Sydney Wheeler||Angie Layton|
|Parvati Shallow||Natalie White||Sugar Kiper||Amanda Kimmel||Ashley Trainer||Brenda Rowe||Erin Lobdell|
A. You have the opportunity to turn an extra room into YOUR office/cave/special place. You have a budget of $3000.00 and 42 hours for the remodel. Which Survivor from the above list will be the best choice to keep potential labor costs low?
B. You, through a weird twist of fate, have become a forest ranger for the BLM (Bureau of Loser Management). You have been tasked with controlling the local population of kingfish guppies (piscus randimostofus albertii). An endangered species of shallow puddle dwelling, dual gill/lunged fish. To learn more about them you decide to use a bait box, lure them out and study them further. Which Survivor, from the list above, would be best used to lure the kingfish guppies out of hiding?
C. A train is leaving the San Juan Capistrano Station, California, heading northeast at a rate of 45 miles per hour. Another train is leaving the Miami station going north at 20 miles per hour. Both have a destination of Quebec City, Canada. Doing some quick calculations it looks like the SJC train will arrive after the Miami one does. So, which Survivor, from the list above, do you tie to the train tracks?
D. String Theory claims to answer questions to everything through the thought that rather than single particles clumping together due to likenesses, they actually gather around most when the string is pulled from the bikinis, shorts, thongs and sarongs. Using String Theory, choose 1 Survivor, from the list above, whom attracts the most particles when their string is pulled.
E. During Survivor 34; The F5 TC went down as so...
NaOnka loathes Shambo.
Shambo is tired of NaOnka.
Osten has a hidden immunity idol and he intends to play it.
Chicken Steve is in an alliance with Shambo.
The votes come down to a tie. Idol flushed.
NaOnka and Shambo must sit out.
Revote for only Shambo or NaOnka.
The votes are 2 to 1. NaOnka is booted.
Which Survivor, from the list posted above, was the 5th Survivor?
Section 5: Blue Line Bonii
Simply pick 4 of the objects below. Their value is as souvenir, for now.
That's it! The OFFICIAL Loser Lodge PSQ&A is done.
Thank you for depositing your LLPSQ answers into my PM box.
Now, before I send you off to go enjoy Coco's, I have to insist you visit the Hut-Cam first.
Look for it below.