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"The long line for Loser Lodge..."
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"The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
News just broke! It's phor real!
tribe somehow coaxed Coco out of retirement, probably with the promise of girls, booze and gambling AND has secured a portion of some location for the "philming" of the next season of Loser Lodge.Coinciding with the official release of the cast of the new season of Survivor, so comes the announcement that tickets for the next Loser Lodge, (location left blank for the purpose of further hype), go on sale soon and that the line to buy those tickets is phorming now. Producers have noted that it is advised to bring something warm to wait in line with as the nights can get pretty chilly. Also something about needing to bring potable water as well. Don't want anyone dehydrating on the sidewalk. I guess entertainment is totally up to you. Now, a small note for those that have read the whole tease above and are still like...wha? huh? Loser Lodge is, at it's heart, a game that doesn't really follow any known rules.
It's a dialogue game, it's a survivor game, it's a brain-tease and a mind-screw.
It's the place to sit and have a drink, compliments of a surly monkey...er chimpanzee. sorry, Coco.
Where you can leave the table with a foursome of deuces in exchange for a single night in a goat-butt.
I know, weird. But I swear, it's phun. It does include making points, and those points can lead to a win. But even then, I know tons of pholks who don't have any interest in the points.
It will somewhat test your abilities to predict the goings-on on survivor.
It will also attempt to expand your other skills of practical use here at RTVW, it's forums and DAWS.
The Lodge will be a deserving partner and a resentful ex.
But more than anything, the Lodge is it's losers.
It's You. And I mean that in the most sincere and heartfelt way.
So tell your loser phriends. If you have questions, comments, concerns or charitable cocktails, feel free to leave them below.
I will be back often enough to answer, agree, settle and swallow them all before I snip the ribbon for entry making. 
Heavy accent on the charitable cocktails portion. Coco just found out Rupert's on and he's already threatening to fling some poo.
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1. "Let me be the phirst in line <3 <3 <3" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-25-13 AT 10:32 AM (EST)
You've made me the Happiest Loser eveh! Can I reserve the suite with the vibrating hot tub?
This is siggie #1 Thanks Tribe
Bad girls have all the fun 
Filthy Swine! 
Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock
puppets attack
Charter member of the Sarcasm Society
Coronation by Tribe Losers Lodge 12 Drama Queen 2012]
May I tickle your fancy?
I've got something warm...
 and this for the non Pot-able supply... 
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5. "RE: Let me be the phirst in line <3 <3 <3" |
As far as siggies go it was more of a Loser resume, you know like job experience? As for the other thing, it's for water purification...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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9. "RE: Let me be the phirst in line <3 <3 <3" |
I suppose you could drink the water, actually it might enhance a batch of brownies. But I wouldn't know anything about that...whistles while strolling down the path to perdition
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08-26-13, 10:24 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
Well, it ultimately is up to you but I'd probably pick the one that will be funniest whilst in the throes of regression.
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08-26-13, 08:48 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-26-13 AT 08:48 AM (EST)I flunked roman numerals, I'll have to hang a sock on my doorknob so I don't wander into the wrong room, by mistake of course. Awesome picture though Georj, hilarious even!
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08-26-13, 01:36 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-26-13 AT 01:49 PM (EST)Evidently, I phlunked the numbers-by-the-letter thing too. And in the only place left where it matters, no less! I'm tickled that you like the picture. It bothers me, though, that Tribe didn't seem to recognize Coco. I mean, he said that he was Coco when I paid him (dearly) for his Leading Luggage Service. And he said that he knew the securely secret - scenic and sinful - site for this Season's rituals when he promised to fill in the address - later. But now I'm beginning to wonder just who the heck that Chimp drinking my liquor was. Really. And where the rest of my (small-claims-court) stuff has gone. Really. 
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08-26-13, 04:00 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-26-13 AT 04:02 PM (EST)I mean, he said that he was Coco when I paid him ah...therein lies the problem.
See, in deepest darkest Africa, where Coco (our Coco) and his brethren(Dodo, Popo, Loco, Roco) and sisterthren(Lolo, Bobo, Homo and Rolo) whence came they were embroiled in an extensive and highly charged political scandal.
Three words that kept being repeated throughout the ... embroilment ... were Lodge, Nekkid and Volleyball.
Coco became a figurehead for the cause and quickly became the number one baby name from that point on.
Chimps everywhere started naming their offspring Coco. So there are a lot of Coco's around. Good ones, bad ones and drunk ones.
These days, it would be impossible to travel through the Dark-Country without being molested by a Coco. Of any age or gender.
However, our Coco, I hate to say that ALL traditions began with him but it's true.
It was his money, his political ties and his NekkidVolleyball ideas that got the lodge started.
I am merely a loser, the face and the voice, with a strong sense of nonsense, a twisted need to overpleasure and a slightly sadistic sense of nepharianism(?). A pixel-pusher who happens to also have a gift of the tally.
I oft times am too busy mirror-gazing to take notice of the little things, like random chimpanzee looting. (truthfully, that's because season IX had a chimp invasion settle upon the up-to-then quite quiet and sanitary lodge. Boy did the poop fling that season.
But the same can be said for oobies and season X, bushfires in V, wildducks in XIII and bydangles in III.)
I feel another invasion coming on for CIV. Or at least the likelihood is extremely high.
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08-26-13, 09:48 AM (EST)
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11. "If I ever get CBS back" |
maybe I'll finally figure out what this Loser Lodge everybody has been talking about all these years.
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Pant pant pant!http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID6/38196.shtml#1 Sorry, out of breath from shilling for LL. I can't promise that I've induced anyone of superior morals to check it out, but what would be the fun in that? Also, can we exclude all women who have a nudity phobia? And anyone that can handle excessive amounts of alchol without making fools of themselves? They are just no fun, and even though anywhere else they could be the designated drivers, here, our hot rod Vespas (donated by the Really Really Raunchy Girls at the Finishing School for Really Really Raunchy Girls) are more fun when driven by totally lit LLers. It's like watching the Three Dozen Stooges take on the Key Stoned Kops.
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08-26-13, 11:37 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
Yay! Here's your water purification device.
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08-26-13, 12:33 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
Water? What's this water thing you speak of?
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08-26-13, 08:35 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
Oh yeah. We call it "air" down here. Didn't know anyone drank the stuff. Or smoked it.
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08-27-13, 01:16 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
Well, do the latter and then stare at this for a while.
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08-26-13, 03:24 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-13 AT 01:31 AM (EST)I'm in!!! Just point me to the nekkid volleyball court and the bar and I'll be good to go!
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08-26-13, 04:03 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
So, you want to be woken up at say around week 10?
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08-26-13, 04:19 PM (EST)
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24. "Well look what the tide brought in." |
I knew you'd show up, what would the lodge be without ya!
S19 Samoa
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08-30-13, 03:26 AM (EST)
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34. "...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-13 AT 12:09 PM (EST)
I recovered this from some random note searches upon tribes desktop. Enjoy...
Coco, the savior of the Dark Country, is at it again. Coco the 16th, the chimp-shaman of the Virunga Basin Troupe, says "Coco the Famous is re-imagining a resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. In the United States. Word on the vine is that the orange-clay guy, will be hosting a new season. Hand-sign amongst yourselves." So...It seems as if the 16th offspring of Coco (and 3rd mate Jojo), a chimp whom has never involved himself in RealityTV spoilers before, is claiming that LoserLodge is about to re-open. Or at least that's what this reporter hopes is true.
And to go one further... I have a friend of a friend who came upon this "invite"...
Well, hello there. You caught me in a rare moment of relaxation.
Don't strain your eyes, but behind me is a partial view of the new Resort I built in Vegas.
The Loser Lodge Resort is a phull service resort built specifically for Losers and Loser lovers. (Because everyone knows "Once you go Loser, shortly after comes substance abuser.")
The Resort encompasses 40 Cabanas; 2 pools, the shallow and the deep; Hut-Cam; Coco's Pool Bar & Grille Buffet and Concierge.
LLR is close to all the Attractions, with our own dedicated tour service, known as The Blue Line.
All tours led by our lovely Blue Line Lady.
And since I really haven't quite opened yet, I've created some invitations for some celebrities to show up and help me inaugurate this place.
Well, truth be known... YOU are these celebrities.
If you are interested in joining in on the phun, please, please, please, come as your chosen celebrity.
Think of it as your chance to drag Gwenyth Paltrow's name through the gin-soaked mud.
OR
Perhaps enlightening the masses of pholks on the pure, calm and eloquent side of Gary Busey. When coming up with my celebrity, I thought... Who can dance, who can sing, who can host, who can make the ladies and the guys swoon and who has a hairy chest. Therefore, I myself will be portrayed by Hugh Jackman.
Whomever you choose, they will be participating in not only guessing the outcomes of our weekly viewing of Survivor but also perhaps join in for a night (or more) out at one of the Bonus Blue Line Stops, where surprises await. While you're staying here, the staff will try to do their best to assure your comfort.
Can't have celebrities tweeting about horrifying conditions, right?
Anyways, besides me, there is another staff member whom you'll have to familiarize yourself with. Coco is back.
And more business like then ever. Don't be surprised to find yourself on the receiving end of one of his tirades.
I'm hopeful the recent promotion to COO of the Resort is helpful and not harmful.
At least that was my plan.
He wanted to come and I couldn't just separate myself from him just yet.
He needs me, even though he never says he does.
So a job that keeps him busy with keeping things running smoothly on the floor and yet able to relax by sequestering showgirls in his Cabana, sounded to be best. I will ask, at this moment that you supply me with a filled out and complete official entry. |
That same friend of a friend was robbed, temporarily, of this too. The OFFICIAL LL:CIV ENTRY PHORM.
Without further ado... *Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm*
This Entry phorm is meant to exercise my 6th degree. The answers may end up haunting you for an entire season of Loser Lodge.
EVERYONE who hopes to enter into the new season of LoserLodge MUST fill out this entire Celebrity Profile. It will be split into 3 phases and will also result in a pre-game bonus to be described a lil bit later.
Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...
1. Name of Celebrity:
2. Celebrity Profession:
3. Celebrity Hobby:
4. Favorite Snack:
5. Favorite Food:
6. Biggest Turn-ON:
7. Biggest Turn-OFF:
8. A sound/noise you LOVE:
9. A sight/visual you HATE:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.
1. The Cretan
2. The Joker
3. The Athlete
4. The Mother
5. The Priest
6. The Coach
7. The Professor
8. The Magician
9. The Snake
10. The Rat
11. The Flirt
12. The Seducer
13. The Nurse
14. The Zealot
15. The Martyr
16. The Politician
17. The Dark Horse
18. The Light House
19. The Black Mark
20. The Scarlet Letter
B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
1. Collects Insects
2. Asks too many questions
3. Eats boogers
4. Habit of interrupting
5. Likes webbed toes
6. NEVER gets things right
7. ALWAYS gets things wrong
8. Hypochodriacal-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
9. Verbally Diurehetic
10. Vocally Bulemic
11. Logically Blonde
12. Medomalacuphobic
13. Graphophobic
14. Dishabillophobic
15. Visually stimulated
16. Verbally aroused
17. Audibally enticed
18. Compulsive exaggeration
19. Impulsive lying
20. Serial something or other
C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.
Whoopi . 02 . 03 . 04 . 05 . Ron . 07 . 08 . 09 . 10
11 . 12 . Cassandra . 14 . 15 . Hillary . Chris . 18 . 19 . 20
Miley . Johnathan . Jim . 24 . 25 . 26 . Jason . 28 . 29 . 30
31 . 32 . 33 . 34 . 35 . Reba . 37 . 38 . 39 . 40
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet:
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot:
3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product:
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis:
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend:
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Now, I think I've gotten pretty much gotten most of it covered theme-wise and up to the Rules, which is the next Chapter in hype.
I know, a very boring chapter to be read. At least on the surface, but I promise to try my darndest to make it entertaining.
More entertaining than the current round of promos for Survivor, that's for sure. 
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36. "Sir Britelyph ..." |
Would you like us to begin filling out The Official LL:CVI Phorm now? Or later?Phase 1 ... ? Phase 1 and 2 ... ? Phases 1, 2, 3 ... ? Should we submit Phase 1 and Phase 2 by Post to this thread or via PM? Should we post our pictures for Phase 3 to this post? Or wait?
Viva Vegas!!
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08-30-13, 05:24 PM (EST)
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39. "Okay, I'll go first." |
Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
My...
1. Name of Celebrity: Hugh Jackman
2. Celebrity Profession: Entertainment Host
3. Celebrity Hobby: Losing
4. Favorite Snack: Chocolate Balls
5. Favorite Food: Bangers on the Barbie
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Long fingers
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Skin Disorders
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Applause
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Improper Lighting~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. My "Survivor" Strategy type.
8. The Magician
B. My Personality Quirk.
7. ALWAYS gets things wrong
C. My suite number is actually 42. Coco is in 41. That's why they weren't choice available to y'all.
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Celebrity Pet: A Pygmy Hippo
2. Celebrity Vacation Spot: Big Blue Hole, Belize
 3. Celebrity endorsed Product: Pygmy Hippo Pouch
 4. Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: Pseudo-Hacktress Andie McDowall *hwuck..pttthu*
5. Best "Celebrity" Friend: Woody Harrelson
Together we are Hugh Woody!
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08-31-13, 08:19 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Phase I
1. Name of Celebrity: Chris Hemsworth
2. Celebrity Profession: Construction Worker
3. Celebrity Hobby: Collecting antique soaps
4. Favorite Snack: Chocolate Chip cookies
5. Favorite Food: Vegemite Sandwich
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Red Hair
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Hand Sanitizer
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Thunder
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Kardashian Butt
Phase II
A. The Dark Horse B. Logically Blond C. 17 Phase III 
Pet - My Fennec Fox
Vacation - Ice Hotel - Sweden
Product Endorsement - Cheeto Flavored Lip Balm
Nemesis - Ashton Kutcher
Best Friend - Liam Hemsworth
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66. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Hi there, Chris. I understand why you want to, like, target me. But don't you, like, think it would be cool to, like, form an alliance instead? I mean, like, no one would suspect us at all. Like, totally!
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49. "Shop Closed! Salvation On Hold! " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-13 AT 04:16 PM (EST)
Sir Britelyph, My badge of membership and entry is magnificent. And as you may have recently
read, I do know magnificent when I'm given it. And when it's taken away. You are certainly proving to be, as acclaimed, a wonderful host. And I am truly
eager to become re-acquainted with the art of humility at your famous lodge. But that may be a bit difficult with not one natively-modest guest - yet. Instead, in Mr. Jackman, we have a Libra. Mr. Hemsworth is a Leo and Miss Cyrus
is a Sagittarius. I am a Scorpio. So, great fun and high drama - but losers
or winners - massive egos and legendary intransigence all around! A note about the Astrology: Nancy Reagan is the President Emeritus of
the First Wives Club. So, it was inevitable. And speaking of Astrology and of Mr. Hemsworth and Mr. Jackman: Oh! To be a whole lot - as in a whole lot of decades - younger. Or a Leo: able to
peddle any line - to charm man, woman, child or beast - and to get away with
metaphorical murder in proverbial broad daylight virtually any day of the week! On point: Benjamin Harrison, Herbert Hoover, Bill and Barak were/are Leos. Just saying. 
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09-03-13, 04:15 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Shop Closed! Salvation On Hold! " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-03-13 AT 04:16 PM (EST)to admit, I had not ruminated on the astrological aspect of having a season of Celebrity Loser Lodge.
Hmmm...the Aquarius in me wants to ponder the possible ramifications of a potentially Earth-heavy or Fire-ladened cast, the Libra of my character wants to see some action first and make judgments later... perhaps secretly hoping that Air and Water somehow make fog. I will do my best at seeking out a well-rounded zodiacal representation, OR do my best at representing a well-rounded hype-session based on pseudo-zodiacal findings.
But maybe the Lodge, at least this season, was MEANT to be the season of The Gambler...err... the Pisces. We just have yet to lay eyes on the fish that can do it best. What I most gleaned from this is to watch out for Leos. I think Chris has already got me wrapped around his Thor ring.
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75. "RE: Shop Closed! Salvation On Hold! " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-13 AT 06:52 PM (EST)
Well, rumination or not, I am so glad that you chose to open the Lodge to 'Celebrities' this Season. Because not only
does this mean that I'm going to finally be able to lose like the warm and fuzzy little ball of moderately-sloshed
vulnerability that I truly am - although even during this Time-Out I may have to make a trip or so back East to assist in
running the world, for the most part the next few months should be a perfect time for me to disappear into the wilds
of Las Vegas - your open door policy also means that none of us know just who the heck may show up. Note to the gods:
But not Kim or Dennis! Please! And we Scorpio adore Intrigue, Uncertainty and Surprise. Just ask the State Department. Stationary is being embossed,
granite is being engraved and tattoos are being painlessly (a lie) appliqued as we speak. For instance, this ... But maybe the Lodge, at least this season, was MEANT to be the season of The Gambler...err... the Pisces. We just have
yet to lay eyes on the fish that can do it best. ... is interesting. "The Gambler" is not a designated Role/Strategy appearing on the Entry Form. So, has that title been
reserved for the nominee of a very special - celebrity-in-his-own-right - Crab in deep - King of the Fish - cover. Yes? No? And although they are not, perhaps, the ultimate challenge to The World's Most Interesting Man, neither James
Garner (a genuinely maverick Aries) or Kenny Rogers (another satin-voiced Leo) would be a shabby addition to the in-house
contenders, should His Majesty so choose. Yes? No? Or, maybe he intends to attend as his own magnificiently insightful self? Yes? No? Just asking. In the meantime (referencing NSA and Mrs. Reagan's notes), the guests on your current reservations list would appear to
include: Two Aries (Fire) - Ms. McIntire and Mr. Parsons (Dr. Sheldon Cooper).
One Sagittarius (Fire) - that Ms. Cyrus.
One Leo (Fire) - that Mr. Hemsworth.
And Two Libra (Air) - Mr. Jackman and Mr. Goldsmith (The Most Interesting Man in The World). Two Virgo (Earth) - Mr. Statham and Ms. Peterson (Elvira).
And two Scorpio (Water) - Ms. Goldberg and me (The Most Interesting Women in The World). So, although a bit Fire and Air - and male - heavy at the moment, I think that you are certainly on your way to a
'well-rounded' group of Lodgers. Speaking of being interesting: The completed guest list for that other Resort/Game has this Season - for only the second time since it was convened
in China - a Fire and Air majority. And that means that the odds are - substantial - that its Sole Survivor will be a Fire
or Air Native. Just saying. But back to Leo for a moment: Below is a very heavily edited Leo Profile drawn from the material that Nancy so graciously gave me and a portrait of the
Constellation in the night sky that I love. And yes, you should watch out for Leo. And yes, I do wish that I had met President Reagan's Cancerian wife - a woman
who damn-right would have known what is was - much earlier ... 
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76. "RE: Shop Closed! Salvation On Hold! " |
 THE (ABBREVIATED) LEO PROFILE Positive Traits
Generous and Affectionate
Exuberant and Colorful
Broadminded and Theatrical
Proud and Vivacious Negative Traits
Pompous and Patronizing
Overbearing and Provocative
Dogmatic and Intolerant
Selfish and Egotistical On the whole Leo are powers for good, for they are strongly idealistic, humane, and beneficent. They have a powerful
intelligence and are of a broad philosophical, sometimes religious, turn of mind. Their chief attribute in any group situation
is the unique capacity for the overall manipulation of resources to produce a desired result. So it is not surprising that
more wealth is found under Leo than under any other Sun Sign. However, a Leo’s faults can be as large in scale as are his virtues and an excessively negative Leo can be a very unpleasant
human being. These Leos will not hesitate to use cunning, lies and trickery to discredit their adversaries. Narcissism,
greed for flattery,bombast, pomposity and snobbish superiority can also be characteristic of Leo. Romantically Speaking The Sun in Leo has a hard time with the mundane, and will be drawn to colorful careers and dramatic relationships. While
some people shrink at the idea of dating around, the Leo considers romance a grand game. And it’s not unusual for these
natives to play more than one game at a time. Too, after getting to know a Leo, you’ll discover that they’re very loyal: to themselves. You can come up against severe
resistance if you try to bend the will of a Leo for the sake of a relationship. Their reputation for being ‘diva-difficult’ is
well-earned. But, because so many of them grab the gusto and achieve their lofty goals, in the end their stubborn
self-regard usually elicits widespread respect.
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09-02-13, 09:20 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
1. Name of Celebrity: Miley Cyrus
2. Celebrity Profession: Daddy's Girl
3. Celebrity Hobby: Twerking
4. Favorite Snack: Cake
5. Favorite Food: Cake
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Teddy bears
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Sweat suits
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: My singing
9. A sight/visual you HATE: BrasPhase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. "Survivor" Strategy type.
12. The Seducer B. Personality Quirk.
1. Collects Insects C. LL:CIV Suite Number.
21. Duh! Less than three months till I hit that magic age! Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
BBL 
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48. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Suite 21. Coming right up...
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51. "Paparazz-iology" |
1. Like, doesn't my pet giraffe look just like me?
 2. Like, my favorite vacation spot is Disneyland. In Paris!
 3. Like, I'm Number One! And so is my daddy!
 4. Like, Britney Spears is soooo, like, yesterday!
 5. Like, my daddy is, like, just the best ever!
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09-04-13, 02:01 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Paparazz-iology" |
Sorry, I will have to disinfect your luxury item before you bring it to Vegas.
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09-04-13, 07:23 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-13 AT 00:03 AM (EST)
1. Name of Celebrity: Jonathan Goldsmith
2. Celebrity Profession: jack of all trades
3. Celebrity Hobby: women and Dos Equis
4. Favorite Snack: Chips and salsa
5. Favorite Food: filet mignon
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Long legs
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: hairy armpits
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: crashing waves
9. A sight/visual you HATE nickie Minaj's butt
PHASE II
A. 2, The Joker B. 7. Always gets things wrong(I can't even figure out the difference between #6 and #7  ) C. 22
Phase III
1. Pet
2. vacation spot. Northstar lake Tahoe
3. Endorsed product:
4. Nemesis
5. Friend
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09-04-13, 09:23 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...
1. Name of Celebrity: Dr. Sheldon Cooper
2. Celebrity Profession: Best theoretical physicist on this or any other planet. (Well, maybe not Vulcan.)
3. Celebrity Hobby: Playing Klingon Bobble
4. Favorite Snack: Earl Grey Tea (86°C) served in my Star Trek TNG mug, with 11.9cc 2% milk (11°C).
5. Favorite Food: That depends on the day of the week.
6. Biggest Turn-ON: A perfectly solved linear equation.
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Bablyon 5 <spits>
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Amy Farrah Fowler
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Penny's nocturnal coitus-related dissonance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type. 7. The Professor
B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
I have no personality quirk (my mother had me tested) C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted. 23 Prime numbers are our friends
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: 
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: 
3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: 
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: 
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend: I have his DNA
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09-05-13, 10:54 AM (EST)
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61. "Am I too late?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-13 AT 10:54 AM (EST) If not, I'll be back in a few to submit my application.
Loser Lodge 2012 - Thanks Tribe
gettin off to a bad start when I misspeel applilication
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09-05-13, 07:51 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
I haven't played an RTVW game in a long time, so let's see how this pans out.Phase 1
1. Name of Celebrity: Jason Statham
2. Celebrity Profession: Transporter
3. Celebrity Hobby: Kung Fu
4. Favorite Snack: Protein Shakes
5. Favorite Food: Raw Egg Whites
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Limousines
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Smelly feet
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Revving engines
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Storage Units and Shipyards. All bad guys have storage units in shipyards.
Phase 2
A. The Athlete
B. ALWAYS gets things wrong C. 27 Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: Spider with Water Hat
 2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: Sagada
 3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: Lincoln Bobblehead.
 4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: Because there's room for just one balding action antihero. 
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend: 
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09-06-13, 03:42 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-06-13 AT 04:02 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-06-13 AT 04:01 PM (EST) Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio: 
1. Name of Celebrity:Cassandra Peterson
2. Celebrity Profession: Film Critic
3. Celebrity Hobby: Sword Swallowing
4. Favorite Snack: Finger Sandwiches
5. Favorite Food: Slippery Noodles
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Bubble Baths
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Gravity
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Cha-Ching
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Hairy Butt Cracks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 A. "Survivor" Strategy type. 12. The Seducer B. Personality Quirk. 17. Audibally enticed C. LL:CIV Suite Number 13
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. This is Lucky: 
2. Any beach works for me right now:  3. mmmmm, smells like money to me : 
4. Let's take out the trash, Demanda: 
5. I think he wears more make up then I do : 
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09-06-13, 04:59 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Mwahahaha...welcome, Elvira!
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09-08-13, 03:44 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Thank you Hugh, you know, Hugh, if you lose the last "h" in your name it would be Hug, and I don't mind if I do...
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09-18-13, 02:43 PM (EST)
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94. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
Welcome, Billie!
Billie is the name of my dog, too.
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09-18-13, 11:54 AM (EST)
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93. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-18-13 AT 12:55 PM (EST)wOOt! The Lodge is back! Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...
1. Name of Celebrity: Sandra Bullock 
2. Celebrity Profession: Astronaut
3. Celebrity Hobby: Shooting range
4. Favorite Snack: Jerky
5. Favorite Food: Meat
6. Biggest Turn-ON: George Clooney
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Tattoos
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Gun firing
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Jesse James
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type. 18. The Light House
B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover
15. Visually stimulated
C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.
29- the age I will forever be...
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: Pit Bull 
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: Space 
3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: Laser Tattoo Removal 
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: Jesse James 
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend: Chelsea Handler 
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105. "RE: ...excerpt from CNL via Bandundu, Rep of Congo " |
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-13 AT 01:39 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-24-13 AT 04:17 PM (EST) 
1. Name of Celebrity: SARA EVANS
2. Celebrity Profession: SINGER
3. Celebrity Hobby: RIDING (BIKES, HORSES, ROLLER COASTERS)
4. Favorite Snack: CHOCOLATE
5. Favorite Food: PIZZA
6. Biggest Turn-ON: BLUE JEANS
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: GUY BLING
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: TRICKLING STREAM
9. A sight/visual you HATE: TRASH
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A. 18. Light Horse B. 17. Audibally enticed C. 40
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My computer abilities and time available prevent the completion of this task. I don't get points anyway because I sat outside whimpering because I didn't get a formal invitation. Silly me, like you need an invite to this party-a-thon. Have I learned nothing in years of Losering? Ok,let's try this:
Pet
 Vacation spot
 Endorsement
 Nemesis
 Friend
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09-04-13, 04:21 PM (EST)
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53. "LL:CIV - The Rules" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-13 AT 12:07 PM (EST)To begin the first couple of cents in the nickel tour...
Welcome to Loser Lodge: Celebrites In Vegas!
As chimp-teased at earlier, we will all be staying at the newly renovated Loser Lodge Resort.
It is located on "the strip" and is close to all the attractions.
Complete with it's own dedicated touring system known as "The Blue Line".
More on the Blue Line later...
As of recently, reservations at the Loser Lodge Resort have begun to be accepted... Suite #s reserved: (so far...)
01: Whoopi Goldberg
06: Ron Jeremy
13: Cassandra Peterson
16: Hillary Clinton
17: Chris Hemsworth
21: Miley Cyrus
22: Johnathan Goldsmith
23: Jim Parsons
27: Jason Statham
36: Reba McEntire
41: Coco
42: Hugh Jackman To claim a reserved suite you must complete the Celebrity Entry Phorm. Let it also be known that Coco's Pool Bar & Grille Buffet is going through the training process and looks to be doing a "mock" or "soft open" in about a week.
This will be your chance to mingle with some of the other celebs in a casual setting, with high quality spirits, middling appetizers and low brow humor. But to whittle away some long line time I offer you this...
YGah! Nothing like starting a party off by stating the request that animals not be harmed in the process.
Alas, this is the bane of being the lodge host and the spoonful of castor-oil for all those losers choosing to play.
But, if you think of it as the malaria shot before the trip to paradise, it will be worth it.
The Rules, Strategies and Deadlines of Loser Lodge:
A. Timeline/Deadlines
1. Loser Lodge Timeline:
a. This "game" has basically already started. However, the Hut-Cams will begin in week 1 of the show, Sept 18th.
b. I have a planned run of 12 Hut-Cam entries and 13 Blue Line stops with 1 Jury (nomination) Duty entry near the end of the show in mid-December.
c. This "game" will have it's Gala Awards Show coinciding with the finale of Survivor. Therefore there won't be a lot of predicting winner-typed things. Specially about the show.
d. While originally begun with the pretense of offering losers a game to play after losing a different Survivor game. There are no other games that I know of to get booted out of prior to this one. Therfore, everyone is invited to play.
2. Weekly HutCam entries deadline:
a. Wednesdays at 8:00 pm BOARDTIME. With an 8:00 pm call for A Gala Presentation on a Sunday sometime in December.
3. Bonus entries deadline:
a. The Blue Line Deadlines: All bonus deadlines will be described within each new bonus description. These may or may not follow the same deadline of the Hut-Cams or "weekly" entries.
4. Game deadline:
a. No game deadline. Open always. Just jump on in with the HutCam. And don't forget your celebrity profile and LLPSQ&A.
b. The first 2 weeks will be completely consequence free. After that, you can still join, but everyone will be subject to the full rules, including all penalties and windfalls.
B. Objective:
1. Three (+) objectives:
a. Highest ending score. (Be the 'loser' with the largest pile of chips at the end and win it all!)
b. Lowest ending score. (Be the biggest loser and somehow owe more chips then you started with. You may not win anything but I'll be making a big deal out of it. I always do.)
c. Loser Superlatives. (Craziest Hairdo? Funniest Walk? Biggest Craps? You name it... it might be an award you can get at the end, regardless of how you did with your chips. Being outrageous, debaucherous and nefarious, has it's benefits.)
C. Points/Chips:
1. For the purposes of theme, points will be known as chips. But knowing me, I will phorget to put chips somewhere instead calling them points. But know that ALL points are Chips.
2. For the most part, they're hard to come by, but will be clearly defined in each weeks entry thread. Usually by being placed within parentheses; ().
3. Points/Chips can be won AND lost in this game. Read directions thoroughly and ask questions if necessary.
4. Points/Chips cannot be brought in from your personal or character stockpile. There will be no donating of chips from one loser to another. There will be no tipping of anyone. I pay the monkeys enough.
5. There may, however, be a smidgen of arbitary chip transfers from "management" to Celebrities, on occasion. These can be achieved usually through showing me something I've never seen before. But of course, at my age that is next to impossible.
D. The "Hut-Cam" entry:
1. The Hut-Cam itself is a small series of questions aimed at guessing some of the losery aspects of Survivor. And with this season I am promised there will be quite a few losery moments.
2. The questions will usually ask for a Yes or a No OR to name a survivor. Therefore... the words; None, No One, Everyone, All of them or any other configuration of neither a survivors name nor a yes or a no, will NOT be a valid answer.
3. If a Hut-Cam question is not answerable as it is asked, the whole question will be invalidated.
4. Every week, a Hut-Cam entry must be made. If not, it will invalidate all of your weekly chips/points. Including any chips/points you may have made in a bonus. This is going to be a biggie, I just know it, but watch out and try to remember to make your Hut-Cam entries. Every week. The earlier the better. You an always edit ...up to the deadline.
5. The harshness of the above rule is hopefully to get everyone showing up, every week. (and since I'm on the subject...)
E. Missed or late entries:
1. No one likes an OBE. Well, aside from a small sect of fetishists in SF. Let's try to keep them to a minimum.
2. OBE: Out of Body Experience (read as: Missed Hut-Cam entry) NOT to be confused with an Oobie. An Oobie is a south oceanic avian which possess large breasts, wide wings and blue feet.
3. What an OBE really means is someone who misses an entry for the week. The Penalty? You will go in hotel storage. Your score will slowly creep down according to a spreadsheet established minus-ness, every week you stay OBE, until finally there will be no record of your chips within the LL hotel system. There may, however, be a crude piecemeal cross staked into the shifting sands where you were last seen.
4. HOWEVER: I will always allow for a Hut-Cam entry by proxy. Proxy, or any other willing fellow celebrity-loser who is available. Just ask, we have some nice peeps.
F. Blue Line Intracasies:
1. The Blue Line is this season's bonus. There will be many places to visit beside sitting in Coco's day and night.
2. All those hoping to board the Blue Line will be required to pay an entry fee. The entry fee will change in chip amount depending on level of ease. There are also special passes that can be won/played to cover the cost of entrance.
3. Blue Line Bonuses, as hinted at, will run the gamut as far as discipline is concerned. But each and every one of them is where the most chips can be won (or lost).
4. Because of the variety of Blue Line stops and ... umm ... requirements ... Not only an open mind but a possibly open chip pile is needed as well. There may be times when I will waive the fee as well.
G. All the little but important stuff.
1. EPMB EPJP v. TRIBE
a. The battle for reality game supremacy between Mark "the saboteur" Burnett Jeff "the liar" Probst and Tribe "the nefarious" Phyl will continue.
b. MB JP attacks will happen, but for the purposes of the game, ANY questions that go unanswered (or have too many non-pluses to even count) will be voided.
2. The Loser Lodge Pre-Season Question & Answer.
a. The LLPSQ&A will only be accepted via PM to me. DO NOT post your LLPSQ&A answers within this thread!
b. This is a MANDATORY feature of LL and is simply a series of questions aimed at misdirection and superfluousness meant solely to possibly base future bonuses upon these results. However, I do rely on a full series of answers to derive a correct sampling of those playing in the Lodge.
c. The answers given on the LLPSQ&A are NEVER correct or incorrect. There is the chance that some may be invalid, at which point I will contact you again until I receive a valid answer.
d. Regardless of the surface intent or the underlying intent, ALL LLPSQ&As MUST be completed in full.
e. To prove I am serious about the LLPSQ&As, NO POINTS WILL BE AWARDED until a completely valid LLPSQ&A is sent to and recorded by... me.
3. RESERVED SPACE: This space reserved for the inevitable rule change/addition/amendment.
Next up?
The mostly anticipated ... LLPSQ&A!
a.k.a. the Loser Lodge Pre-Season Questionnaires ... & Answers?
Hugh will host the questions, in this thread. However your answers will need to be made via PM to me. Oh and by the way...
Hugh says that the initial insertions are tight and painful, but once you find your groove, it will beome easier and even more phun than you ever dreamed.
Again, I do ask a lot of my losers. But in return, I return the phavor by being as accomodating... wordy... nepharious... diplomatic... obteuse... innuendo-centric... arbitrary... high... phorgetphu(huh?)
... I phorgot. Must be my new water puriphier's phault!)
Please do not let the tone of the rules be the deciding factor for your employment or enjoyment.
I am a lot more lenient than my lawyers are and I promise the rest of the season will be nothing but entertaining reading.
I take the game seriously but the Lodge is MUCH more than a game.
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09-04-13, 09:00 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-13 AT 10:21 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-05-13 AT 10:04 AM (EST) Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
1. Name of Celebrity: Whoopie Goldberg
2. Celebrity Profession: I do it all!
3. Celebrity Hobby: Smoking
4. Favorite Snack: Big Mac
5. Favorite Food: Big Mac
6. Biggest Turn-ON:
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Waterfalls
9. A sight/visual you HATE: Spiders
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.
2. The Joker B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
2. Asks too many questions C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.
01 Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: 
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: Amsterdam
3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product:
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis:
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend:
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09-05-13, 09:15 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
swooping in to share my excitement about the return of Loser Lodge.
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09-08-13, 07:07 PM (EST)
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84. "I knew it." |
Ron, dahling! We should do lunch, we're both in the business. Well sort of.An aside: Hugh is going to need some serious censor help this season, the LL guest list is already R+ rated. Awesome!
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suzzee 5000 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-13, 03:01 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: I knew it." |
Give the Lodge time to work it's magic, resistance is futile.
Sign up for Tribe's Losers Lodge, your friends already have :-D
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kingfish 16224 desperate attention whore postings
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09-10-13, 04:39 PM (EST)
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87. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
*Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm*1. Name of Celebrity: Dennis Rodman
2. Celebrity Profession: Ambassador/Liaison to N. Korea
3. Celebrity Hobby: Hey, I am a hobby. I am also a celebrity mole.
4. Favorite Snack: Coco-pebbles
5. Favorite Food: French fry burgers
6. Biggest Turn-ON: Tasers
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: No-tasers
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: ZZZZZPPPPPPP
9. A sight/visual you HATE: The deep end of the pool.
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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type. 16. The Politician. The drunk, drugged up, privates on display, vote selling politician.
B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
20. Serial something or other
C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.. Reba .
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: 
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot:
3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: Hoodies -
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis:
The bitey shark -
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend: I know I should hate her.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQTAJm8Aonw
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Scarlett O Hara 3263 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-13, 07:59 PM (EST)
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97. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
I'm in ... looking for a little mischeif this year!*Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm*
This Entry phorm is meant to exercise my 6th degree. The answers may end up haunting you for an entire season of Loser Lodge.
EVERYONE who hopes to enter into the new season of LoserLodge MUST fill out this entire Celebrity Profile. It will be split into 3 phases and will also result in a pre-game bonus to be described a lil bit later. Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:
Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you.. 1. Name of Celebrity: 
Sasha Baron Cohen
2. Celebrity Profession: Actor, Non-Conformist
3. Celebrity Hobby: Naked Volleyball 4. Favorite Snack: Beef Jerky 5. Favorite Food: Banana 6. Biggest Turn-ON: Russell Brand 7. Biggest Turn-OFF: 
John Boehner 8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Saxaphone 9. A sight/visual you HATE: 
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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:
A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.
20. The Scarlet Letter
B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
15. Visually stimulated
C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.
3 or 33
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ACsojTmGvMw/UFK00H5NLnI/AAAAAAAAAVk/0FYh6mxcZLc/s1600/obie1.bmp 2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Y2mYQDOsH5A/T1u_UgcplQI/AAAAAAAAD80/_yFZjbGQnXc/s1600/miami+beach+4+(4).jpg 3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product:
 4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis:
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend:
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tribephyl 9822 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-13, 03:47 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: The long line for Loser Lodge..." |
*biting my adamantium claws in anticipation*
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Flowerpower 7043 desperate attention whore postings
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09-24-13, 11:31 AM (EST)
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103. "Fashionably late..." |
Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:1. Name of Celebrity: Jolie, Angelina
2. Celebrity Profession: Mother, Actor, Activist, Funeral Director Wannabe
3. Celebrity Hobby: Reptiles, children, knives, Brangelina, tats
4. Favorite Snack: Mickey D's
5. Favorite Food: Cheerio's
6. Biggest Turn-ON: red carpets
7. Biggest Turn-OFF: hugging
8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Children's laughter
9. A sight/visual you HATE: 
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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems: Survivor Strategy... The Snake
Your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.
8. Hypochodriacal-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.
Lucky number 9
Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:
1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet:
2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmHfB4Th1ZjXcpB1TOM9FHx7-C7MfJXlnRkbMpffMngQ1L4aki 3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: 
4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: 
5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend: 
...who knew? 
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