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""Be The Survivor"S40, Ep09: "War Is So Petty""

As we round the corner in the Edge of the Edge experience, the three tribes have merged into one and Tyson has managed to claw his way back into the game.

It would have been cruel to send Tyson back to Gilligan's Island, but the tribe had another candidate in mind. Wendell has whipsawed between being a good ally and the guy who was most likely to say something obnoxious. And now that he did his Cost Plus thing and built a living room set, a breakfast nook and the custom sex swing, it was easy for everyone to send him to Snuffragette City, i.e. E of E, i.e. The Sands Hotel.

Meanwhile, players have General Tso's chicken, Tony scolds Sarah on who she's pickin' and the floating IC makes players' pulses quicken.


Mark "Keeping catering costs low since 2000" Burnett

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04-09-20, 10:19 AM (EST)
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1. "The Aruba Commission"
RollDdice has some Poet Laureate in its blood. Commendable! The Aruba Commission has been known to rap a little poetry in its time:

On the Edge, Perv-ati flashes her dinosaur mouth smile after finding a piece of ”cheese;”
During the schoolyard pick, the odd person out was “Dirty Harry" Denise;
Of all players it’s TONY who pulls Nick and Michelle aside to make the peace;
But it’s not nearly as hysterical as Adam’s fixation over the fleur-de-lis.


#1 – Great episode for Tony. As he emerges from the pride of lions, he trades in his animosity of Llamas in the Cagayan season for Hyenas in Winners at War. His accurate assessment of the weaker players (hyenas) having the numbers to come after the bigger players (lions) exemplifies the Anti-Darwin Syndrome the Commission has appropriately documented over the years. Yet, what makes it a big episode for this Blue Blood is it’s Tony who attempts to smooth things over with Nick and Michelle post tribal council; and it’s Tony who expresses his concern to fellow Blue Blood Sarah for putting a self-imposed target on his Cops-R-Us comrade. Listen, Tony will never be the most colorful social butterfly to grace the game of Survivor, but clearly, this Lion is working ALL the animals on the Island in an effort to stake claim as King of the Jungle.

#2 – The episode opens with more wailing from Hyena Michelle whining over being out of the loop. She proclaims she’s wanted Wendell out all along. Yet, in Ep. 7 it is Michelle who says to Wendell (and the Commission quotes,) “I’ll do whatever YOU want,” prompting Wendell to appropriately label her as “wishy-washy.” Well, in the end the more relevant players were able to accomplish what “wishy-washy” Michelle failed to do. And she craves “respect...?”

#3 – On EoE Yul asks, “who ordered a pizza?” Given the size of the box he must have been thinking of the Papa John “Papadia.” Of course, it is a clue to find an advantage in hopes of acquiring fire tokens. The EoE inhabitants decide to break off into pairs to find this advantage. Rob wastes no time grabbing Natalie as his search partner discarding wife Am”bah” faster than Jason Alexander separated from Britney Spears. Whereas, blood is thicker than water, apparently fire tokens carry a higher value than blood.

#4 – Kudos to Danni for nailing the clue! Although, it was her search partner Perv-ati who benefitted from the clue Danni deciphered as she obnoxiously flashed her tombstone teeth smile upon grabbing the advantage. What was even more obnoxious was the Perv’s bellowing claim, “I did something!” Yeah...you did something, alright...you listened to Danni! LMAO!!

#5 – A schoolyard pick established teams for the Reward Challenge. With 11 players, one was forced to sit out and have no chance for a Chinese Takeout. It should be no surprise the oldest Survivor (Denise) who currently possesses a resume other players look upon with envy took a seat on the Sandra Sit-Out Bench. It prompts Jeff to proclaim, “War is not pretty.” Neither is jealousy and/or age discrimination.

#6 – It should also be no surprise all the remaining female players are with Team Kim. Gender aside, another non-surprise was the challenge being dominated by “Damn Friggin’ Puzzle” Queen Sophie once again! With Production’s orgasmic love affair with puzzles as a probable factor with future individual ICs, Sophie may very well become an Anti-Darwin Syndrome victim in her own right.

#7 – Sarah has a “Mother Theresa” moment and out of the sheer goodness of her saintly heart gives up her spot on the Reward to birthday boy Nick believing the other players will be gullible enough to NOT think it was game strategy on her part. Kinda like President Trump thinking most will be gullible enough to believe his claim the WHO was the main culprit for US become the epicenter of the pandemic. No one’s buying it...not even the recipient of her “generosity—” Nick. Adam goes so far as to say, “he doesn’t trust Sarah as far as he can throw her—and he can’t throw far.” Unless, of course, the sissy boy is throwing a crying tantrum.

#8 – Once again, Michelle pathetically drops out of the IC before it barely has a chance to begin. Yet, we’ll continue to hear her belly-ache over lack of respect. For crying out loud, stick a plug in your piehole and be content to be carried to the endgame just as you were in ”So Wrong.” To her credit, she killed it in that season Finale and was handed a million dollars by a disgruntled Jury. Whatever it takes to get to this season Finale, just roll with it...and with perhaps a repeat performance in the Finale, double down on your winnings this time around. Just be who you are!

#9 – OK, enough with the loser...let’s give props to the winner. Congratulations to Kim on a gutsy IC win. Kim winning that challenge was not a shock, but the Commission never had Ben hanging as tough as he did for that type of challenge. Actually, out of the last five standing, Nick was the only “hyena” fighting it out on the top perch.

#10 – Back at camp, more names were being dropped as potential bootees than Democratic Presidential candidates during the Iowa Caucus in February. Although as the smoke cleared, it was the Hyena Duo of Adam and Nick who emerged as the usual suspects for the upcoming TC.

#11 – Jeff opens up TC declaring thus far it has been a “cagey game of cat and mouse.” Hey Probst, get with the program! It has actually been a cagey game of Lions and Hyenas. Haven’t you read the “script” your own crew has written?! *SNORT*

#12 – Sadly, TC is dominated by a bunch of irksome whispering. The irritating behavior gets lifted by some comic relief from Adam who is adamant in playing a fleur-de-lis securely mounted to the TC podium as an Immunity Idol. Consequently, it is NOT an II turning TC into a pack of Laughing Hyenas. Being Adam’s early game alliance partner, Denise becomes the recipient of his gifted fire token.

#13 – NTOS, numerous names are being mentioned in a feeble effort to misdirect from the obvious pagonging of hyenas.

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2. "An Inside Look:"
Playing on the Edge

Up to now, the story had been narrated in large parts by Adam, not only from a daily life standpoint but also from a strategic one. Therefore, I consider it bad editing that the story came from someone that was to remain an outsider, someone who left the story so early.

If it matters, we know the reward challenge was done by having 2 captains drafting their respective teams. The captains were Jeremy and Kim so can we guess how the draft went? We know the teams:


Having an apparently loaded team, it stands to reason that Jeremy had the first pick so he probably selected two strong guys first. I’d say Tyson and Tony were his first two selections. That would probably mean that Ben was Kim’s first selection. Since there was a puzzle at the end, Kim’s second round pick was probably Sophie letting Jeremy select Nick in the 3rd round to which Kim would have answered with Sarah. In the last round, Jeremy saw the chance to have an all-male team so he seized it leaving Kim with the task of choosing who would participate and who would miss the reward. Michelle was chosen. Surprisingly, Kim’s team led all the way in the “heavy lifting” portion of the challenge and then won it on the puzzle.

The chaotic scene just before Tribal Council was a good example of how things often go even if we aren’t always shown that level of chaos. How much of the images came from this cycle and how much were spliced in from other time frames? We can’t tell but it was nice to see. The sound of crickets that answered Adam’s final question before the vote was quite hilarious as was his attempt to play the “Fleur-de-Lys” symbol on Jeff’s podium. Unfortunately Adam, Survivor’s creative team isn’t that smart!
With Nick’s elimination, we see the fall of another player whose win had been largely helped by production. There are still a few of those winners left, namely Ben, Tony, Tyson and arguably Jeremy, so their fall is probably imminent.

The Characters:

Tyson: His involvement in the story came when Nick spurred him on by saying Sophie was gunning for him. He tried to get Jeremy and Adam on board to eliminate Sophie but Jeremy was hesitant while Adam had his own preference; going after Sarah. Tyson agreed. When Kim told him she didn’t want to eliminate Sarah, Tyson turned the tables and said that they had to go after Adam, the one who had convinced a group to go after Sarah. Tyson’s plan got immediate traction. He told us that he didn’t like confusion in the game of Survivor but creating confusing can make people forget to target the person at the source of it all.

We see that Tyson has managed to avoid the boomerang vote and he’s part of the group’s discussion but how long can that last? There is a lot less confusion when the group gets down in numbers.

Ben: His fortune cookie read: “You will accomplish things that many cannot.” I guess a challenge win or two is in Ben’s future! He didn’t like hearing that Adam was linking him strongly to Sarah. He knew that it was going to be hard to settle on one plan and that it might change all the way to Tribal Council. The editors proved him right because chaos started right after his interview when he confronted Adam.

The jury sees a very paranoid Ben and they don’t seem to respect his game very much so I doubt he’d get their votes even if he made it to the end.

Tony: Once more, Tony acted like a Survivor “know-it-all” with Nick and Michelle, telling them that they couldn’t act like that. His next tutorial came after the reward challenge when he told Sarah that she shouldn’t have given up her reward. In interview, he told us that a decision like the one made by Sarah can be very costly. A Survivor player needed to be barbaric, not emotional and humane. After the immunity challenge, Tony reminded us of his plan to target the Hyenas and he was about to get one. Even at Tribal Council, Tony had to tell Adam how the game is played: “We don’t say the name out loud; we go up there and vote.”

Tony the “know-it-all” is a new role for our cop and his advices have been correct up to now. However, I think Tony should concentrate more on his own game than in helping the others.


Denise:
No one chose her for the Reward Challenge and she wasn’t much part of the group’s discussion at the end.
The only time we noticed her was when she told Kim she wanted to go after Sarah.

If word gets back to the policewoman, things could get dicey for Denise.

Michelle: In the first interview of the evening, Michelle told us that she was upset at being left out of the loop and that she would have voted against Wendell if she had been informed. To Nick, she said she hated all these people. Michelle read her two fortune cookies and their message (“As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled” and “Don’t be afraid to take that big step”) inspired her next decision: From Parvati, she received a 50:50 chance at safety; a coin that she’d have to flip and see if it lands on the “Safe” or “Not Safe” side. She took the chance and bought it for 4 Fire Tokens.

This was a better episode for Michelle but her name is still mentioned as an outsider. The 50/50 coin was rather expensive so let’s hope she gets her money’s worth.

Jeremy: He couldn’t believe that Sarah gave her reward to Nick. He reminded us that he had given up a reward before only to be rewarded by elimination. Moments after Probst had praised Jeremy for a nice recovery, saying: “This is how you stay alive in this game”, we heard everyone laughing at the way Jeremy fell into the ocean.

I’ll take the laughter that we heard when Jeremy fell off his perch during the Immunity Challenge as a clue that he will make a stupid move that will cost him the game.

Sarah: She gave her seat at the reward feast to the birthday boy, Nick. She claimed it wasn’t a strategic decision, that it was just a way to show that they could be kind to each other. Everything is strategic in this game. Adam’s interview right after the challenge had already made the point to the viewers. Right after hearing Tony’s interview about the “Barbaric Survivor” we heard Jeremy, Denise and Adam agreeing that it was a strategic move.

Will this move cost Sarah in the end? The players are well aware that she is a dangerous player so her time could be coming soon.


Nick:
Nick didn’t like knowing he had been the alternate vote, especially considering it had been his birthday; he was going to let them have it. In his interview, he told us that the bloodshed had started and that he’d have no problem getting on board with that strategy; “I love blood” he said. During the reward, despite the taste of Chinese food still in his mouth, Nick told us he didn’t owe anything to Sarah. He started the chaos at camp by telling Tyson, out of the blue, that his name had been mentioned by Sophie. He told us it was his way to take control of the game because he was tired of being told what to do.

This is the first strong episode for Nick so it could be the start of a winning arc but he comes from so far behind that it still seems unlikely.

Kim: Probst made a point out of the fact that Kim chose the better team over Jeremy so can we take that as a hint that she’ll pick the better alliance down the road? I noticed that the editors captioned Kim’s welcome to Nick, making sure we noticed it: “Welcome to the Ladies’ team”. Is that a clue that a “ladies’ team will take over the game, maybe with the help of one boy leading to a FFM Final Three? Let’s keep it in mind. Her fortune cookies read: “You will make changes for the better”. Will she? Strangely, we heard words from two players during the Immunity Challenge: Jeremy was the first and that was to make us laugh while the other was Kim and her words were inspirational: “Don’t get distracted” and “Ride it” she told herself. Those words served her well in the challenge because, after a big battle with Ben, she won the Immunity challenge.

When the tribe returned to camp, Kim had the first interview, saying that it shouldn’t be a difficult vote; they could split it between Nick and Adam who, with Michelle, were not in the “big group”. Her preference was to eliminate Nick. When Denise told her that a group wanted to go after Sarah, Kim did the right thing, first telling Denise she was fine with that but then rallying Tyson against the idea of voting Sarah.

Not every Fortune cookie was read. For example, we never heard Nick and Sophie’s fortunes so maybe the ones that made it on the air were clues. Ben’s seem to indicate a challenge win or two, Michelle’s gave her the courage to buy the 50/50 Coin but Kim’s cookie seemed to have more importance for the long run. Making changes for the better is certainly needed for someone who, up to this point, had been clearly neglected by the cameras and the interviewers. Is this the start of Kim’s story arc, one in which the changes she makes improves her situation. This could be the sign that Kim makes it to the Final Three. She’ll have to continue telling herself: Don’t get distracted” and “Ride it.” Another hint came at the end of the second round: Sophie said: “Good job, Sarah” who, in turn, looked to her left and said: “Good job, Kim” who simply responded: “Thank you”. Will that be how the Finale goes: Sarah will be complimented for a good job while Kim gets to thank everyone? Kim comes from far back in the peloton so it is hard to see her staying up there as a contender especially when next week’s preview has her saying: “I am ready to go to the edge trying to make a move.” That has double meaning this season and could be a sign that she does go to the Edge of Extinction.

Sophie: She was not a factor in this episode.

I really don’t like the fact that my top contender was ignored in such a big episode but maybe it was to distance her from the chaos. Unlike Jeremy and others she didn’t appear confused at all because she never had a chance to express herself one way or the other. All I can say is that 1 invisible episode isn’t fatal, especially for a women’s edit but it would be harder to justify two. She needs to have a strong episode next time on Survivor to remain as our Top Contender.


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