Last week saw the tribes merge, and the time has come to eat your own and claw your way through the wreckage. But with Challenges and hashtags!

Angelina, much like the sands of her yoga pants running out, or at least toward her gluteus maximus, saw a chance to make her bold move. Channeling her inner Imelda Markup, Angelina climbed up on her balcony and argued that the remaining Goliaths should vote out Christian instead of Elizabeth. Using her self-identified leadership skills and her military strategy by proxy, Angelina thought that her Christian vote was a done deal, but the Brochacho alliance wasn't buying it and decided to stick with the "kick out the cowgirl" plan.

Angelina saw this as a betrayal, and spilled the beans to Elizabeth who had plenty of time to try and blow up Angelina's game. In a tense and messy Tribal Council, Elizabeth saddled up and rode toward the Ponderosa, but not before accusing Angelina of jury tampering.

Tonight that leaves Angelina as dead spandex walking, even as promo talk rages on about a shocking surprise ending.

Mark "On Spandex Watch" Burnett