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RollDdice 5865 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-17-18, 03:45 PM (EST) "Be The Survivor S37 - Sign Up Thresd - "David vs Goliath" (AKA: "Drop your Thing and grab your Sling!")" Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers, cis, LGBTQ, r-e-s-p-e-c-t, rsvp and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Tom Arnold cage match fighter, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage". It's obvious that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of angles ... uh, exciting ways to differentiate our contestants... so we're throwing the most athletic, most annoying, most strategic, most cerebral and most anemic into an island fishbowl and calling it David vs Goliath. Although we usually create tribes based on our contestants' resumes or primary life characteristics or Myers Briggs test results or Grinder profiles, that's not always enough. Apparently, we're using the same porn casting agents as always and throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me. Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your "David vs Goliath" "Be The Survivor" contestants. Here's your Cast Members tapas menu: “The DAVIDs” TRIBE - The Underdogs who've clawed their way through life to prove themselves Bi Nguyen - MMA Fighter Carl Boudreaux - Truck Driver Christian Hubicki - Robotics Scientist Davie Rickenbacker - Social Media Manager Elizabeth Olsen - Kitchen Staff Gabby Pascuzzi - Technical Writer Jessica Peet - Waitress Lyrsa Torres - Airline Agent Nick Wilson - Public Defender Pat Cusack - Maintenance Manager “The GOLIATHs"TRIBE -The Overlords who come from privilege and use their advantages to crush their competition Alec Merlino - Bartender Alison Raybould - Physician Angelina Keeley - Financial Consultant Dan Rengering - SWAT Officer Jeremy Crawford - Attorney John Hennigan - Pro Wrestler Kara Kay - Realtor, ex-NFL Cheerleader Mike White - Filmmaker, 2x TAR Contestant Natalia Azoqa - Industrial Engineer Natalie Cole - Publishing CEO Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers: suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery) kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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michel2 2992 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 09-22-18, 07:44 PM (EST) 1. "The Story Teller" (AKA: "The Fixer-Upper")" OK, Burnett, here's the script for episode #1: The audience wants to hear the Goliaths claim their superiority so really lay it thick on the hubris. The Davids have to appear weak and overmatched so throw in some pictures of their pathetic shelter and some images of rain beating them down. What if it doesn't rain during the first three days? Who cares! we'll just take images from when it rains and put them in the first week's footage. You've done it a hundred times already so what's another lie or two. Then, of course, we have to have the Davids winning the first Immunity challenge. The audience wants to see the Goliaths at TC and we'll give it to them...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 20444 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-24-18, 01:25 PM (EST) 2. "Ace McMurfy" LAST EDITED ON 09-24-18 AT 01:25 PM (EST) Ace McMurfy here, and I'm gonna set these guys straight. Ace McMurfy From the X-street gang, and the McMurfy branch of the McMurphy clan!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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