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"Be The Survivor" S36 Ep13: “Here I come to save the DAYYYYY…”"
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05-16-18, 09:41 PM (EST)
 
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"Be The Survivor" S36 Ep13: “Here I come to save the DAYYYYY…”" |
Our talented thread presenter EPMB (Evil Prick Mark Burnett), aka Rolly, has (thump..Mfff…owe. Be quiet now!) mysteriously disappeared again, I don’t know what (smack, I said be quiet! Stop spitting out that gag!) could have happened to him or who might have, oh, I don’t know, kidnapped him? Maybe? Nah, his dementia probably kicked in, and he’s probably wandering around in the woods somewhere. He’ll probably turn up at a McDonald’s begging for french fries. Anyway seeing as how for some mysterious reason that I had nothing to do with, he seems to be missing (Mfff…mfffff…when I get out of this…smack, thump, Ohhhhh…You ain’t getting out. Now hush) I guess it’s up to me to save the day. Again. What? What are those noises you ask? What noises? I don’t hear no noises. You’re probably just hearing my TV. I’m watching a boxing match, and one of the guys is tied up or something and the other guy is smacking him whenever he tries to get out of the ring. Harmless entertainment, you know what I mean? It definitely isn’t the EPMB. I mean, didn’t I mention that he’s gone off somewhere (Dammit, let me go! Whap. Slap. Throat punch, retching) so how could he be here if he’s somewhere else. If I knew who might have tied a piece of bacon to a string and led him into a trap or something, I’d tell you. Honest. (Help, Help, He’s lying, please save me. Conk. There. There, that should shut him up for a while. OK, on with the Intro: This week stuff happens, one survivor thinks the others are about to blindside them, so they try to enlist the others help in not blindsiding them, and instead to blindside someone else. They compete in an Immunity challenge, everyone gets dirty and wet, someone wins and is rewarded with an immunity necklace, then they go to Tribal council and while our eyes are glued on the enchanting Libby (I mean really, what else is worth watching?), someone gets voted off the island. And there are a lots of wildlife cameos. And Probst yammers away to fill the dead space with his dead space yammering. Quoteth the Probst; ” Yammer Yammer Yammer Yammer Yammer”. End quote. RollyPolyDicey It really is me, I'm not kidnapped or nothing, especially not by Rumor Mills who is a great non-kidnapping person. Really.
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05-19-18, 08:47 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Survivor" S36 Ep13: “Here I come to save the DAYYYYY…”" |
All I can say it's that it's about time that Burnett is taken in the back of the jungle and roughed up a little. Now, if someone could only take care of "pretty boy" Probst. Where's the island smoke monster when you need it?
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05-21-18, 10:30 AM (EST)
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2. "Come on kids, we’re going to Disneyland!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-21-18 AT 03:38 PM (EST)Hello again, you’re tuned in to KISLE FM101.1, Rumor Mills here, Survivor Spoiler to the stars, with another week’s worth of incredible yet tragic news from Survivor Fiji’s Ghost Island. The tragedy lies in the fact that there’s just one episode left in this season and this year’s island bully is still in alive. Alas, even though it is very politically incorrect, such is the nature of the beast in this day and time when the most offensive actions are condoned and even applauded. Very sad. But we just report the news, we don’t make it up. It our solemn duty, and we swear oaths every day to do our duty. To wit: Dammit. Shit! Fart! Poop! Dingle-berry! What? You say we do make it up? You say that we are complicit in the influencing of the goings-on on the island? Well, I know I can’t dissuade anyone that insists on seeing conspiracies under every palm frond, I can only offer up my unblemished record of speaking the truth, and of never having influenced any survivor’s actions or thoughts. And I dare anyone to prove that I did. And I am not responsible for the fact that there may have been large denomination bills ($US) occasionally found by HI hunters with instructions on what to do next that may or may not have ended up as salacious spoiler stories. And I am also not responsible for the occasional death threats that may or may not have been made under the cover of night. Nor do I admit to promising lucrative post-Survivor endorsement deals in exchange for performing certain acts or saying certain things while on camera. There is no proof of my involvement in any of these events, and there was nothing wrong with my innocent use of spoilers that arise from these incidents. I am not guilty. I did not do any of that stuff. And I am seriously hurt that anyone would imply anything different. (Sniff). Innocently presented Spoiler #1: Bombs away! Donathan flings truth bombs. Kellen pulls the pin on TC grenades. It’s like the fourth of July. Innocently presented Spoiler #2: In contrast to what she expected, Kellyn’s grenades implode her game. And Donathan’s truth bombs have a delayed reaction fuse timed to blow up at the final TC. Innocently presented Spoiler #3: At the reward Challenge, Kellyn chose Sebastian (?), Wendell chose Dom (duh), and Donathan chose Laurel over Angela. Which tells us that Angela isn’t on anyone’s radar nor is she a strong ally for anyone. Apparently, the fact that she successfully completed basic training doesn’t impress anyone. Innocently presented Spoiler #4: There was a Royal Wedding on another island, notable because this is the first time any Royal has a name that rhymes with Sparkle. Move over, Henry VIII. Innocently presented Spoiler #5: In another first, Laurel comes in second in the Immunity Challenge and wins (no folks, I did not make that up). Innocently presented Spoiler #6: Donathan has the unmitigated gall to try and blow up Dom’s game. How dare that little bug, Dom will just have to steal his lunch money and give him noogies until he stops that. Innocently presented Spoiler #7: In order to get the camera shots they needed, a group of Fiji kids were told they could immigrate to America and eat all the cotton candy they wanted if they would run down to the beach and greet RC winners. The production crew had to station security guards around the Survivor camp to keep the kid’s families from attacking when they learned that the EPMB was just funning them.
Rumor Mills with the latest spoilers guaranteed to be pretty much true (ish).
(This will have to do until the Tribster returns).
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michel2 2840 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-18, 06:02 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Come on kids, we’re going to Disneyland!" |
Regarding fixes, the host doth protest too much, methinks.#1 and 2: The one time Kellyn made a decisive move it blew up in her face. #4: More millions thrown down the drain to sustain an 18th century relic. #5: We've had many second place finishers earning immunity. #7: Your President is tweeting you; he's telling you not to give those animals any ideas.
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05-21-18, 07:28 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Come on kids, we’re going to Disneyland!" |
So, not eager to go down that “Rabbit Hole” either leading to Michel’s “Wonderland.”#1 & #2 – TC was more like the gun store in Hope, Washington after Rambo got done with it in First Blood. #3 – What would have been interesting would be to bring back Angela’s daughter, make her an honorary Captain, and see if Angela STILL sits out of the challenge. #4 – With Prince Charles caught dozing off and the Queen Mother looking like she was ready to keel over, the real question is who was more bored? The Royal Family at the wedding...or Michel watching GI??? #5 – We’ve also had many “runner-up” castaways snatching the Sole Survivor title. #6 – Dom is a New Yorker...he’ll make Donathan say “Uncle!” Or more appropriately...”Aunt Patty!” #7 – The Aruba Commission could not put all its collective heads together and top Michel’s response to your #7 Spoiler.
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