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"Be The Survivor" S36 Ep11: "The Crimes they are a'changin' ""

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"Be The Survivor" S36 Ep11: "The Crimes they are a'changin' ""
This week's crime is so dethpicable that even Thylvethter the cat couldn't dethcribe it. Two killings within one hour. The ghosts ignore Jenna so she joins the jury without having to walk the plank, and miracle Mike's luck runs out and all the ghosts in this world and the next couldn't help. The girls on Ponderosa are the only people leaving the TC with smiles on their lips. Young Michael probably doesn't realize it yet, but going to Camp Loser with three sex starved women and a wuss is a fantasy dream that fantasy dreams are made of. Master and Commander, Lord of the Isles, and Aussie in Chief, Sir Mark Burnett Really. It really is me. Would I lie? again?
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FINDING/CONCLUSION #1 – Jenna’s own beau turned on her. One might suspect the honeymoon is over, but the Commission concludes otherwise. Sebastian should have no trouble feeding her some lame story and Jenna is a scatterbrain enough to swallow whatever Seb serves her. We’re talking about a bubblehead who needed Pasteque Girl to explain the “extra vote.” LOL!
FINDING/CONCLUSION #2 – The teenager’s continued proactivity almost pulled it off. The random draws this season (not to mention being placed on Malolo) had Michael walking up to the plate with two strikes against him. For almost 30 days he continued to proactively foul off balls until the eventual pagonging did him in. Still, a great showing for any castaway...especially one only 18 years of age!
FINDING/CONCLUSION #3 – No way Donathan gives his idol to either Michael or Jenna; he would rather WASTE it on himself. Much like how Kellyn WASTED her extra vote. So, now as this entertaining season approaches its 30th day, only ONE curse reversal is in the books...Michael’s successful HII play, Even though several urns are left to be broken, it could quite possibly be the ONLY curse reversal this season.
Sorry Mr. Kingfish, but this has the stench of a GI Sequel in the works.
FINDING/CONCLUSION #4 – This episode the Ghost Island Soup Nazi closed its kitchen due to the double “Malolo” evictions: NO GAME FOR EVERYONE!
FINDING/CONCLUSION #5 – Probst was licking his chops at the prospect to annoyingly narrate TWO ICs, but CBS would not extend this episode beyond its 60-minute timeslot. It has come to the Commission’s attention, Jeff was not happy with this decision, thus a compromise was struck giving Jiffy TWO SEPARATE TCs providing an extra forum to hear himself chatter.
FINDING/CONCLUSION #6 – The Aruba Commission has determined Desiree’s pasteques have not reduced one inch despite the starvation. This was confirmed by the potato sack she wore to hold up her poundage as she took a seat on the Jury. The Kool-Aid Eliza served was sipped by some, but not by the Commission.
FINDING/CONCLUSION #7 – Next week on Survivor...the Aruba Commission is ready to call five-minute majors for embellishment when the loved ones are introduced. A 10-minute game misconduct is not outside the realm of possibility.

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05-04-18, 00:43 AM (EST)

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LAST EDITED ON 05-04-18 AT 00:44 AM (EST)
Baseball analogies are always right because, well they are baseball analogies.
More later.

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Yes, I use sports analogies because they provide good comparisons. I'm partial to hockey, but baseball works just fine as well.

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05-04-18, 12:38 PM (EST)

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I think we're both "nothing but net" on that.

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#1. As thin as the ranks of viewable women are right now, and as nice as Jenna looked during her sand bath, I would hope that you'd go a little easy on her. Especially now that her eviction made bikini watching in the immediate future less inspiring.
#2. Mike's effort this week and throughout the game was notable. He really is born to play this game, and should be at the top of the list of possible returnees.
#3. Although it was ultimately wasted, it was IMO smart of her to use it then. Maybe in retrospect not so much, but she didn't have hindsight so she probably made the smart call.
#4. The commisssion has spoken. All hail the commission.
#5. Probst always licks his pork chops. Just one of the reasons no one will sit at the table with him. Limiting Jeff's neanderthal probes at TC wsa indeed a blessing.
#6. She sure regained those pretty quickly. Must be a 24 hour buffet at the Ponderosa.
#7. Read Rumor Mill's spoilers for this outcome. He da man.

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1) Bikini watching went down the tubes when Stephanie's plastic lolos boarded the long flight home and Libby took a boat ride to the Ponderosa. Sorry, but Jenna does nothing for the Commission in the looks department...and far less as far as "Survivor relevance" is concerned.
2) Right you are, observant one. With the tens of thousands (if not more) who vie to be a part of this game, it's continues to be a pathetic shame CBS does not cast more players like Michael over the monumental wastes they embarrass the show with.
3) In the heat of the moment your point is well-taken. Yet, they will still go down as curses NOT reversed keeping the scorecard of curse reversals this season at a sad ONE.
4) It's nice to know Commissions are duly acknowledged for the contributions they make to the general public who are not fixated on unproven conspiracy theories and self-serving imaginary "scripts."
5) Actually his "probes" at TC were not limited; with TWO TCs this episode it was unfortunately enhanced. But the Commission will take his chatter at TCs over his aimless babble at ICs any day of the week.
6) ...or it could be another silly theory some love to hang their hats proving to be pure rubbish.
7) The Commission does not lurk among the spoilers. "Rumor Mills" are what keep the Aruba Commission proactively involved on a weekly basis.

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Finding #1: Unnecessarily harsh judgment.
Finding #2: Michael was more Johnny Manziel than Carson Wentz.
Finding#3: GI sounded like a bust the moment it was announced: lame idea, lame execution.
Finding #4: There was always something funny when Jerry and George went to get soup, there has been nothing funny when someone went to GI.
Finding #5: Thanks to Sheldor over in Spoilers, we know that Probst was part of the action for 34 minutes out of the 44 minute episode. It's sickening how Survivor has become "The Probst Show."
Finding #6: The commission needs a course in human anatomy. Fatty tissue are part of the breats. If you've gained weight over the years then maybe you've developed man boobs. Lose the weight, lose, in part, the boobs.
Finding #7: We will also get plenty of tears and sob stories. Yet Jiffy just LOVES the family visit...

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05-05-18, 04:46 PM (EST)

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Applause! Bravo! Gooooooooooal!

It is a rare introductory thread post that can increase viewership to 1000% in the Neilson ratings, but you did it, oh most respected BTS leader. I move that we etch that post onto a gold plaque and place it in the Hollywood walk of fame. First rate, an all time high on the scale of incisive thoughts that the human race has ever produced.
Hello, Rumor Mills here again with the weekly summary of Survivor Spoilers brought to you by Igor’s Moonshine and broadcast to you from studios in the 34th floor of the 30 Roque-a-feller coconut tree radio station on 101.1 FM.
You want to rock your feller’s world? Well, for Father’s Day, gift him with a quart jar of Igor’s Own aged (a whole 6 months – 18 in coon dog years) moonshine, it comes with an authentic wormy pear that has been soaking in the liquid gold since Igor ran ran the batch. Better yet, make it a gallon jug, it fits real comfy on your shoulder.

Here are the latest absolutely guaranteed to be real and not made up spoilers;
Rumor “Da Man” Mills Spoiler #1: Not only are ghosts involved this season, but miracles happen too. Somehow Jay’s fake idol from Millennials vs Gen X, which we all saw Jeff toss into the TC fire, has arisen and was back in its coconut shell for Dom to find. Ghosts work in mysterious ways.
Rumor “Da Man” Mills Spoiler #2: Dom’s hitting for the circuit (<baseball analogy). He has had a fake idol that he made, he found a real idol, he found an advantage which is a fake idol that the ghosts left for him, and he has won an immunity necklace. The Gods (aka the producers) are really pushing for a Dom win this season, it would seem.
Rumor “Da Man” Mills Spoiler #3: Donathan knows a desperation play when he sees it, and he declines to accept Mike’s offer for him to loan Mike his HI. The sun and starvation haven’t made Donathan that stoopid yet.
Rumor “Da Man” Mills Spoiler #4: Moving moment of the week, watching Jenna taking a sand bath in the surf.
Rumor “Da Man” Mills Spoiler #5: This reporter has verified the latest news that the upcoming twist will involve another change for the tribes in an episode entitled “You’re all alone”. Each remaining survivor will be sent to their own camp (or their private Ghost Island if you will) with a bag of rice and one match. Each will compete in an RC and an IC by themselves and only the winner will know who won. They will each vote at separate TC’s, play any HIs they might have, and vote blind. They will repeat this every week until they are down to F3, when the remaining survivors will unite and be grilled by the Jury as before and voted on as before. And of course, Jeff will prattle on as before.
The verification for this rumor was Coach who is well known for never making stuff like this up.
Rumor Mills with the latest spoilers guaranteed to be pretty much true (ish).
(This will have to do until the Tribster returns).

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1) The other fake idol that rose from the ashes was the f---ing stick Michael proactively found. It was also the ONLY curse reversal this season making the ghosts VERY mad. So the angry ghosts resurrected the coconut shell in hopes that a fake idol Jeff tossed into the fire would remain a curse.
2) Never heard of a baseball player hitting for the “circuit?” They do hit for the “cycle.” Michel is the baseball aficionado—we’re sure he’ll be correcting someone. The one really pushing for a Dom win is...Dom, himself, through his proactive play.
3) The sun and starvation may not have made Donathan “stoopid,” but something sure did when we wet Jenna’s beak with the possibility of giving her his idol. It was an unnecessary tactic that could bite him later.
4) Moving moment of the week (figuratively) for the Commission was when Juror Libby came walking into TC. *SIGH*
Moving moment of the week (literally) was watching Juror Desiree’s pasteques move despite her efforts to hold them up with whatever she was wearing as she came walking into TC.
5) If this rumor is correct, it’s a good thing Jenna is out because she’d have no one to explain the vote to her. HaHa.
If Coach is the source of this rumor it should be pretty easy to prove. He’ll submit to a polygraph test...he’s done that before.

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05-06-18, 11:58 AM (EST)

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"Circuit" is Home Run in French.

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I didn't think our good buddy Kingfish knew more French than me!

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05-06-18, 02:11 PM (EST)

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Champagne. Chauffeur. Tres bien. Photographeur.

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Excellent mon ami, sauf que celui qui prend des photos est un photographe et non un photographeur.

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Circuit/cycle. Nice catch (<eh? eh?).
And if coach is lying, his lips are moving.

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I have to applaud your "demerger" twist. It would be quite telling to see tham all living alone. They'd really have to learn how to survive. The dialogue would suffer but we'd probably witness someone falling into insanity.
I enjoyed the scene that led to Spoiler #4.
As for Donathan, I have to wonder why he didn't inform Domenick and Wendell. They'll certainly start doubting him now.

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13. "Taking a Walk in Time..."

I’m sure you all saw the stellar vortex at the start of the show; that was a spatial-time warp and it brought me, Ninja Mike back in time to Fiji on July 4th, the exact time and place when this latest episode was filmed in Fiji. If I can travel through time and space why did I choose this place, you ask. Yes, there would be other much more important historical facts to check; taking a look behind that grassy knoll in Dallas for one but the spatial-time warp decides where and when it brings me and man! is this a rotten assignment. I mean; Survivor Ghost Island? I could have been observing historical events but instead I have to check on Probst. What could he possibly be doing that requires verification?

I remember watching this season on TV so I know the players but I need to know what stage of the game I will be observing. So, to do that, I wander around camp to get some information. The first words I hear are from Domenick’s booming voice. He is profusely thanking Laurel for saving his ass against Desiree’s mutiny attempt. This, I recall, happened at Final 10 right after Domenick, Wendell and Kellyn struck first against Desiree the weasel. It also tells me the reason of my visit; the lame twist that is about to happen at the Immunity Challenge. From what we saw, Probst divided randomly the tribe into two temporary teams of five and each had to go to Tribal Council. Which dumbass came up with that idea? They did something similar the first time they came to Fiji and, if you listen to most fans, it really didn’t work out because it screwed fan favorite Michelle.
Having no interest in listening any further to these boring people talk about the state of their game and what they need to do to go further, I take a stroll towards the challenge arena to find the perfect spot to record Jeff as he talks to the players. After, I think I’ll take a little nap. If you think Jet lag is bad then let me tell you that time travel really messes up with your internal clock. One moment it’s an early spring evening in Canada and the next, it’s summer in Fiji in the middle of the night.
“Come on in Guys!” I wake up startled at Jeff’s familiar voice. I rub my eyes to clear the sleep out of them and I sit up from my perch, high atop a tree situated right behind the illustrious host. I’m ready to record what comes next. I know many won’t believe me but this is exactly what Jeff said:
“Are you ready for another immunity challenge?”
Forced to show enthusiasm even if they’d much prefer having stayed in camp to rest, the players all say “Yes” in unison. Production is satisfied because the cameras caught the appropriate reactions. All the editors will have to do is select a choice few, including of course the one from the player soon to be voted out. How hopeful he looked, viewers will say. If he or she only knew what wicked blindside was about to happen.
“First things first”, Probst carried on; “I will take back the necklace, Chelsea. I’m sure you enjoyed our little gift but you have to give it back.”
Walking back to his station, Probst continued: “Immunity is back up for grabs. Today’s challenge comes with a twist: You guys have been a huge disappointment up to now. So much so that we thought of scrapping the whole thing and starting with new people. Then Burnett and I went back to our old bag of tricks: We’ll do alternate endings and see what works best. We’ve done it before but only at the last Tribal Council, in Peal Islands for example. We filmed two Final Tribal Councils, the one everyone saw with Sandra beating out Lil and the alternate version where Lil picked Jon to go to the end and in which he clobbered her in the final vote. We buried that version because we hated Fairplay.
For today, we’ll set up two possible Final Fives and each will go to Tribal Council separately.”
The players started protesting, saying it wasn’t fair or wondering how that will work.
Probst raised his hands to stop the chatter: “There's nothing fair about Survivor. Look you’ll all be compensated nicely and we’ve got enough images of you around camp to fill up dozens of episode. All we’ll have to do over the next few days is film some lame challenge scenes and then get some footage showing me snuffing your torch.”
“The first group of Finalists are: Chelsea, Sebastian, Angela, Donathan and Jenna who will have purple buffs for the occasion. In Orange, we’ll then have Michael, Domenick, Wendell, Laurel and Kellyn.”
The protest grew louder but only half of the group was protesting: “Come on, Jeff” whined Angela. “Even we know which side will be chosen.”
“We are in the entertainment industry, Angela so if you want to make it you have to be entertaining. All you have to do is start making big moves and maybe you’ll be in the Final Five. If you continue sitting on your hands, we’ll dump you and your group on the editing floor.”
The protest went on for a while but I had heard enough. I knew that production will get their way because what else could the players do? They could blow the whistle but no one would believe them. Anyway, the season was only going to air next year so, before then, this whole crap could be sent to the dumpster and a whole new bunch of castaways would be brought in to play the right way. I silently walked away, remembering that, indeed, Domenick, Wendell, Laurel and Kellyn were there in the end. It was now only a matter of showing sequences out of order to get the desired result and Survivor editors have long mastered the technique.

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