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RollDdice 5726 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-25-15, 11:34 PM (EST) ""Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Welcome once again to the show that never ends... but this time it's Worlds Apart (Insert your appreciative "Ooohs" and "Aahhs" here.) My crack team of crack snorting Casting Specialists have dragged their holey nets through every tattoo parlor, 3rd rate college Sorority and money-laundering operation working out of a failing small business for the best and the brightest Survivor Contestants. But this is what the nets dragged in. (sigh) Tonight, we bite the coconut and introduce three teams of fresh-faced contestants who are going to worm their ways into your hearts. They make up the White Collar, Blue Collar and "What the f*^k's a Collar?" tribes. So as we struggle to concoct new "collar" puns, let me introduce you to the Masaya, Escameca and Nagarote tribes. And after a few weeks without waxing we'll see if the collars really do match the cuffs. Mark "Keep the printing presses rolling out money" Burnett   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Oh carp. suzzee 02-26-15 1    RE: Oh carp. Agman2 02-26-15 5        RE: Oh carp. suzzee 02-27-15 7  Speedo, oh NO! suzzee 02-26-15 2    RE: Speedo, oh NO! kingfish 02-26-15 3        RE: Speedo, oh NO! suzzee 02-26-15 4    RE: Speedo, oh NO! Agman2 02-27-15 8  RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 02-26-15 6  RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... greenmachine 02-27-15 9    RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... suzzee 03-03-15 10    Max Blur tribephyl 03-03-15 18        RE: Max Blur greenmachine 03-03-15 19  RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... suzzee 03-03-15 11    RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... suzzee 03-03-15 12        RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-03-15 14    RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-03-15 13    RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-03-15 15        RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-03-15 16        RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... suzzee 03-04-15 20    RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-03-15 17        RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... suzzee 03-04-15 21            RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It... Agman2 03-04-15 22

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suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-26-15, 08:50 AM (EST) 1. "Oh carp." Well, at least my bikini will be clean for my Survivor vacay. I'm the first loser, yay!.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-26-15, 11:42 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Oh carp." LAST EDITED ON 02-26-15 AT 11:54 AM (EST) So lets recap. You agree against your better judgement to be dishonest, in fact you actually had to be talked into it and yet YOU are the one who gets thrown under the bus and has to pay? So You have now found out what happens when you get too vocal. Did you notice Joaquin kept his mouth shut and flew under the radar? In your defense, you even kicked azz in the challenge and still got the boot! I might make an observation, based on the White collar performance in the challenge and choice of bootee. They bring back memories of the brain tribe from two seasons ago! So long and thanks for playing!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-27-15, 11:03 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Oh carp." The Devil made me do it. Now off to a 4 week holiday. Maybe Joaquin will be joining me soon and then the party will begin. 1st Loser.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-26-15, 08:52 AM (EST) 2. "Speedo, oh NO!" OMG, someone give Dan a blanket, a blur, palm leaves. ANYTHING but 39 days of THAT in a banana hammock. My eyes, arrrrg. Bring on the carnage.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18091 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-26-15, 10:02 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Speedo, oh NO!" Just hanging out, are we?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-26-15, 10:20 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Speedo, oh NO!" Apparently much more than anyone would imagine. I'm going to invent a hand held blur-o-matic that I'll be using. I do hope they keep the water challenges in really deep water. No getting out of the pool. My eyes... Bring on the carnage.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-27-15, 11:43 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Speedo, oh NO!" Dan better keep moving because I have a feeling when he sits around the camp, he really sits around the camp!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-26-15, 11:44 AM (EST) 6. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Wow, what a night we had, we kicked butt and took names on the challenge. I'll bet our win is on Youtube right now!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

greenmachine 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 02-27-15, 11:56 AM (EST) 9. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Well, I was able to stay safe. I think I'll keep my low key approach to the game for now then strike later.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-15, 04:38 PM (EST) 10. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Looks like your naughty bits are going to be on display. >nudge nudge, wink wink< Bring on the carnage.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

tribephyl 11325 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-15, 10:44 PM (EST) 18. "Max Blur" Beware the beard, Fear the BLUR!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

greenmachine 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 03-03-15, 11:52 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Max Blur" Wow, I like that! Thank you   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-15, 04:57 PM (EST) 11. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Oh mister Doctor man I think I'm going insane My girl's been creepin' on me and my heart is filled with pain Now I can't sleep, can't eat, can't stop this funky beat Can't you hear it she keeps playing in my head Baby You really drive me coconuts Tell me, what am I gonna do? You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-15, 04:59 PM (EST) 12. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" There are a bunch of siggies for the abusing back in the S30 BTS sign up thread.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-15, 06:28 PM (EST) 14. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Well, what are ya waiting for? you can pretend the are small boys!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-15, 06:26 PM (EST) 13. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Doctor, aint there nothin I can take, Doctor, to relieve this bellyache.....   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-15, 06:31 PM (EST) 15. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" LAST EDITED ON 03-03-15 AT 06:33 PM (EST) Oh don't worry Vince, you're my forever lover! at least you are until I don't need your whiney little arse anymore.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-15, 06:37 PM (EST) 16. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Let me tell ya, forever is over babe, you got me now!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-15, 11:52 AM (EST) 20. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" I can't believe I said that without gagging. >shudder<   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-03-15, 06:39 PM (EST) 17. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" I don't know how they fit so much girly in to someone who deals in nuts like you do!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5683 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-15, 11:55 AM (EST) 21. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" Vince applied for a position in the Nut Gallery. We think he's overqualified though. Bring on the carnage.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-04-15, 05:21 PM (EST) 22. "RE: "Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's Survivor Welfare"" I heard he came up a little short! They were afraid he wouldn't be able to "hang" with everyone else.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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