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"Be The Survivor: S28 Ep09- "Static From The Spy Shack ""
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"Be The Survivor: S28 Ep09- "Static From The Spy Shack "" |
Jefra's at the bottom and gets paddled during the reward challenge but finds new friends at the BBQ. Woo tumbles for you, but it's Jefra who's flip-flopping. Leading the league in paranoia, Tony's convinced that there are listening devices in the Letters From Home© and invents the Swear On The Life of Everybody© bible.
Mark "The Snark" Burnett
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04-24-14, 09:05 AM (EST)
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1. "What's shakin'?" |
Ouch, my a$$! If only I would have fallen on my head I'd have been fine.
I broke my butt
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04-24-14, 10:43 AM (EST)
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2. "Papayas, Limes, and Broken Promises." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-14 AT 11:51 AM (EST)Hello hello hello, back again for another installment in Survivor Spoilers are you? Both of you? Either of you? Hello hello hello? Well, I know you’re there, my petite little spies tell me everything, and they assure me that there are many many (at least one?) of you who are on the edge of your seats anticipating this week’s spoiler news. The raunch news du’jour. Brought to us by the fabulous girl graduates of the Really Really Raunchy Girls finishing school, whose motto is, well, not exactly repeatable in polite company or in a forum with PG guidelines, but is a literal take on a common expression that begins with f and ends with k, and adds “…them until they spill the beans.” It’s a simple philosophy, it became a simple strategy, and it simply works. Then, once they’ve gathered those beans they transmit them to me by various means, whatever is convenient. This week’s spoilers were flown in by remotely controlled model helicopters, and are the most accurate, the most up to date, and the most relatively unstained spoilers on the market. The other spoiler pseudo sources have big advertising budgets, executive staffs, and they give out silly souvenir pens, but we spend our money where is most effective. Dominatrix rubber suits, whips, pointy sticks, condoms, and of course, the latest in butt plugs. Advertising is just warm air, and warm air is only useful when it is breathed softly in someones ear. Unstained Spoiler #1: The Evil Prick Mark Burnett (EPMB) lives. Mercy was shown. We have a new corporate jet. That is all. Unstained Spoiler #2: KAOS (sorry Ben, but that was public domain) rules the island in the person of Tony. He has created a chain of leaf covered Cones of Silence which allow him to spy on the other castaways. The disguise is perfect except for a strange eye that peeks out. Eerie. He has also developed a hypnotic technique that keeps the other castaways from noticing those little shacks that are springing up where ever secret plans are being discussed. And they accuse Survivor of being scripted? Ha! As if! Anyway, Agent 86 from Control (Maxwell Dumbshit) is trying to keep KAOS from taking over the island. He is assisted by his trusted fellow agents, Agent 99 (aka Trish) and Larrabee (aka Woo). Agent’s Trish’s talent is slithering around in the jungle and injecting paralyzing fang venom into the rodents, and Agent Woo’s talent is swinging from papaya trees. He isn’t really very good at that, however. Unstained Spoiler #3: Approximately halfway through next week’s show Godzilla will eat New York. Again. Same ole same ole. An earthquake causes an ancient egg to hatch in the depths of the ocean, it hatches, the lizard grows and begins to wander, a naval ship's sonar drives it out of the depths, it comes out of the sea in the harbor of a major metropolitan city, it scares a bunch of wussy civilians, it falls in love with a cute blond waitress from Hooters who shows a lot of side boobage, it destroys skyscrapers with his tail, and after tearful entreaties from said side boobage exposer are denied, a nuke is shot down his gullet and he explodes. Clichéd. Back to Survivor. (Oh. OK. So, that was an ad. Sorry chief. Missed it by that much!). Unstained Spoiler #4: During the IC, Trish’s balls drop. Kinda late in life, but better late than never. I guess. Unstained Spoiler #5: During RC, an errant paddle stroke impacts Jefra’s right breast. There is a collective gasp as everyone waits to see if it explodes. It doesn’t, and the game continues. Well, she has to do a little adjustment and realignment, and now the nips are at slightly differing angles, but it seems that silicone can actually absorb quite a blow. Unstained Spoiler #6: Portentous quotes of the week:
<Trish> “I trust Tony, and Tony trusts me!” (Fire is life, and trust is death.) <Tony> “Bad things are gonna happen!” (This could be Tony’s theme song).
Tribe strikes again
(Thank you all for your continuous and very generous support)
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04-25-14, 01:11 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Ep09- "Static From The Spy Shack "" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-14 AT 03:19 PM (EST)Dear Sarge: Officer Tony V. reporting in. And have I got a lot of stuff to report. My mind is going a mile a minute because that’s how it works and because I have a lot of stuff to keep track of. But it don’t matter, I’m the smartest guy out here. And I’m undercover. The other survivors think I’m a carpenter, and I think I convinced them (because they ain’t too bright anyhow, know what I mean?) when I said that I gotta be alert because someone will steal my tools when I ain’t lookin. And you know that’s true. Remember when they stole my police car? (Yeah, that was when you made me a beat cop). Then when they stole my gun? Then you put me on New Jersey Port-a-potty duty. And when they stole my bullets? Then you made me wear that Barney Fife name tag for a month. Well, those days are behind me, and you’d be proud of how I’m doin, Sarge. Maybe you’ll even promote me when you hear how good I’m doin. For instance, I have a new technique called “Spy Shacks” where I put together these little huts and hide behind them while the crooks (here they are called “Contestants”, but there’re really just a bunch of mooks) plot and plan against me! You believe that? They are plotting against me! They just haven't learned how my mind works yet. And they accuse me of breaking promises with everyone here. Which ain’t true of course, I haven’t lied to the cameraman and the sound guy who been in the island hospital with the jungle rot or something. So there. But I might have stretched the truth out here and there, not so you’d notice, really, but who knows what truth is anyway, right? And I got this bag of tricks, whenever anyone tries to kick me out of the game, I just pull something out of it and they got to just shut the frick up. Know what I mean? Can’t stop me. So anyway, give the guys my best, and tell Big Jake "Jellyroll" Jollereski and Little Mike "Moose" Mooserlov on the corner that their vacation is just about to end, I’m gonna be coming for them real soon. Tell them I’m a carpenter now, too. And that I lost a tool. Yours Truly, Tony “Chaos” Vlachos
Your man on the street beat. 
(Returning Sig to Agman. Sorry for the unauthorized borrowing. You can have it back now).
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04-26-14, 07:47 PM (EST)
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5. "No one picked us for BTS- neener neener" |
I'm still here Daddy, and I'm making a big plays!
So Jiffy didn't like my chances pre-game, stuff it old man. 
How come nobody is talkin' about my Immunity run? That's 2, and that's 2 more than you. 
I wonder if the auction has anything edible, tree bark would be nice. 
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