Hello once again, and once again it is time for goodbyes. Maybe. Because our long time tradition (starting today) is to end the season with a cliffhanger. So is it goodbye or is it farewell? Or is it “see you later alligator”, or is it” after while, crocodile?”. Or is it “see you on the flip flop”? Maybe it’s “Ta Ta” or maybe it’s “Here’s looking at you, kid.”, or “Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time”.
Whatever, this is making me tired.
In the meantime we have to relocate our beloved school due to differences of opinion between ourselves and the local authorities as to what constitutes good clean fun and what constitutes village destruction. Apparently the good folk of the nearby villages object to having to rebuild their town after my girls (we are talking about the fine erudite but really really Raunchy Girl’s school students and alumni) decide to check out their places of business and put their unique brand on them. Literally – a brand.
But since the upcoming episode will be the last this season, and there will be nothing more to spoil, we will be on vacation giving us (we hope) plenty of time to load up our Vespa trailers and beat it out of town before the law can catch us.
It has been a pleasure spoilering for you, and I know that you appreciate the world class information we have provided to you before anyone else, and much more accurately than anyone else could.
So Mazel tov, hasta next season.
Till then, there are the final spoilers:
Spoiler #1; Monica, motormouth of the south. Enough said. Too much said. Shut the hell up already!
Spoiler #2; Cierra’s smile. Enough said. The reason for all the shots of slithering snakes season, as if you needed a brick bat to drive that point home.
Spoiler #3; In a flash of inspiration, we finally find out what the twisted mind of Jeff Probst actually meant by Blood vs., Water. The RI challenge pits Mother (blood) vs. Daughter (again, blood) using poles (water? OK, never mind, we’re still stuck on that one). But we did find out that Tina’s pole was longer than Katie’s, and that Laura’s pole was truly impressive.
Spoiler #4; Monica’s face continues to morph into Tyson’s. Brad is not happy.
Spoiler #5; The end for Hayden comes early after Katie is seated with the jury and he comments that she cleaned up real good. As the ill-conceived words “She’s hot” come from his mouth, Kat boils up from her buried sand pit and chases him to Redemption island with a machete.
The RI cannibals will have Hayden sushi tonite.
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.