LAST EDITED ON 12-06-13 AT 10:36 AM (EST)
Hullow again. Welcome to the annual rocking out party at the elite Finishing school for Really Really Raunchy girls of the Raunchy persuasion, where the girls learn the finer points of swinging, sexual persuasion, Vespa Mechanics, and the spying skills they can put to use in worming the deepest secrets out of the deepest holes that the EPMB and EPJP can devise.
Our Rocking Out party doesn't involve anyone being kicked off the island, though, it involves good old sex, drugs and rock and roll. The old fashioned kind, because so far in this world, no one has come up with anything finer, than to be in Carolina, boinking in the noonday sun. (Sorry, I get carried away sometimes).
However, because things are decidedly different (as in odd) on the island, the stealthy skills as well as honey traps and outright sexual extortion are still needed to get the goods on the hamsters.
And we have a few.
Spoiler #1: Now we have five.
The wish washy
The under bus thrower
And the alliance controller.
And we have five rooms and five murder weapons.
The murderer is the Liar, at the water well, with a coconut.
Spoiler #2: Lesson never learned: “Do not talk to the survivors when they are trying to concentrate. Even yelling words of encouragement to your mom is distracting. What Caleb’s excuse was is unknown.
Spoiler #3: After throwing her mom on the funeral pyre, then throwing a water alliance member into the jaws of a shark, Cierra proceeds to throw her new-new alliance into the White Rock tie breaker. Next week she will vote to eliminate a cameraman and a monkey.
Spoiler #4: Jeff learns a lesson in what attracts a gay man. Another man, as Caleb will patiently, with soothing caresses and his tongue in his ear, explain.
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.