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In our spoiler news today there are some very interesting items, once again broght to you my merry and naked band of intrepid and nymphomaniac reporters, all certified vespa mechanics from the Girls School of Raunchy Raunchism, and funneled thru your's truly, Sam Sam the Spoiler Man (that's me).
Spoiler #1: Now that her Mom has been safely ensconced under the wheels of a passing bus, Cienna turns her attention to her "water" tribe mates, those loyal allies from the first week of the game, those dear dear friends that she loves dearly and who she swore that she would never betray. And throws the first of them under the treads of the island bulldozer.
Such a sweet daughter, such a sweet ally, such a friend. With friends like that...oh well.
Spoiler #2: The reward this week will be a food/spa/shower reward. And although Tyson will not win nor will he be picked to accompany the winner, he will nonetheless manage to swim out to the reward site and eat all the food. Then he’ll swim back to the camp and continue to eat all the rice and drink all the coconut milk there.
Spoiler #3: Laura and Tina and Caleb at RI. The island Cannibals try Tina and find she is much too lean. Then they try Caleb, and find him to be much too sweet. Then they try Laura and find her to be just right.
They are awaiting their Thanksgiving RI challenge with great expectations, with their roasting fire ablaze, and with their bibs tied on. Having heard of Tur-duck-ens they are contemplating the possibility of roasting a Laur/Cal/ina-kun.
And they begin to drum the table with their spoons.
Spoiler #4: There will be a confrontation at the Ponderosa as Vytas, brimming with frustration, tries to explain how he lost on purpose, how he caught appendicitis from Colton, and how the mothers teamed up and didn’t play fair. And how the brothers had the game in the palm of their hand, but lost.
Aras writes a poem and picks flowers.
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.