Spoilering Sam here with the latest spoiler news flashes. Be deep, be deep, be deep
Location: Heart of darkness on Survival islands somewhere in the south sea Pacific/ Indian/Atlantic oceans, far from the prying eyes of civilization.
Situation: Grim. Tyson just ate al the food on the production team’s catering table, and the dream teamers are in a murderous mood.
Outlook: For me? Great, I still have protection and succor from a bouncy bevy of boobilicious babes from the Really Really Raunchy girls finishing school, each of whom majored in Raunchiness. And Vespa repair. And hoo-rawing small villages.
For those on the island though, things aren’t so good, there’s tension in abundance, swearing and threats flying back and forth, and tears aplenty. And worst of all, no one is getting any.
After Brad left and planted his goodbye kisses on John and Monica, all the love left the island. Now there’s only hatred. Tyson hates Aras. Laura M hates Aras. Kat hates Monica, Monica sort of hates Kat, and we all hate watching bobbleheaded Gervase.
I hate Tyson for being a two faced laughing/crying gargoyle with a vulture smile, but as your faithful reporter, you can depend on me for unbiased treatment of that lying two faced laughing/crying gargoyle with a vulture smile, same as anyone else, and not like the hypocritical SOB (I understand that he kicks puppies and bites little kitties) that he is. That just how I was raised.
Spoiler #1: Tyson is a lying two faced laughing/crying gargoyle with a vulture smile.
As a strategy he is trying to convince his new tribe that Aras is the bad guy, all the while eating all the food in his new tribe’s camp.
And oh yeah, he believes in magic. Add dumbass to the rest his titles.
Spoiler #2: Tina is a 7-legged octopus. Apparently her brain was in her missing leg.
Spoiler #3: We all knew that Brad would have trouble with a puzzle challenge that involved counting to 100, didn’t we? So, he hit Redemption Island off-tackle and was thrown for a loss.
Spoiler #4: Both tribes are aware that the Hidden Idol has had the curse of Hantz laid on it. Either that or some of his skin disease lingers.
Spoiler #5: The tribes have been mixed, but they still don’t know who is blood and who is water.
Spoiler #6: Cierra has been dubbed “Dead Legs Cierra” after the swimming challenge. Anyone who has swam for distance or time knows what that drunken stagger feels like when trying to walk afterward.
Spoiler #7: Kat will now go topless. It’s the only thing she can do to improve her coolness factor from a -2. In fact she should just start giving it away. (Hey, that’s coolness in my book).
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.