LAST EDITED ON 10-16-13 AT 04:25 PM (EST)More later.
All I got now is the title, but I feel certain that the monkeys and the island cannibals are enjoying the late show.
Brad maybe not so much. Or maybe...
EDIT: Back again. It is I, Spoiling Sam the Spoiling man with my trusty band of nymphomaniac spies, all graduates of the Raunchy Girls school for really really raunchy girls. They Raunchy!
Again late to then party because my coconut and conch message system isn't really the swiftest. But eventually the messages do get thru, and so, without delay, right from the hands that you don't know where they've been, this week's super accurate and not exaggerated at all spoilers:
Spoiler #1: Tyson is a grinning vulturous devil’s head. A no-goodnik in Bullwinkle speak.
Spoiler #2: When John exhibited a bit of passive jealousy to Candice because of her and Rupert’s being on RI for several nights together, Candice showed John Rupert’s nut sack and the bloody machete. Even Brad was impressed and shut his freaking mouth.
All was serene on RI, except, of course, the night time antics of two love birds reunited. Again, Brad was impressed and could be seen taking notes.
Spoiler #3: Colton sent word back that he had actually had his “other” appendix removed this time.
Spoiler #4: Rumor has it that one of the next challenges will again involve swimming /rowing. Quite obvious that the editors are gunning hard for Grandpa Gervase the Coconut pirate to be evicted.
Spoiler #5: Another Rumor has it that Caleb will soon throw the plaid gauntlet.
Spoiler #6: Two new terms were invented last week, to be “Johned” (self explanatory) and the RI challenge will be renamed “The Brad Bashing Hour”. In fact, the Challenge Production teams are being tasked to invent a ”Brad Bashing Hour” challenge. Everyone gets to play.

shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.